Ivana (I want to) Trump says Katia
Fri, 08/01/2010 - 17:10 by HM writer

Celebrity Big Brother 2010 is throwing Ivana Trump into the house tonight as a surprise housemate according to reports.

 The 60-year-old former wife of Donald Trump, who was recently removed from a plane just before take-off when she told some children to "fuck off" and tried to run into the cock pit, will be apparently be replacing the evicted celebrity later tonight...

Ivana, who reportedly won a £15million settlement when she divorced Trump, is divorcing her fourth husband (Patsy Kensit style, in looks as well)  and has already joked that she might find husband number five in the house...

Watch out Alex Reid, mummy's coming for you!

(Others rumoured alongside her are MC Hammer and Pamela Anderson, but my money is on The Trump. Good competition for Stephanie!)

  • She looks like Olivia Newton John injected her face with play dough then had a stroke.

    Men actually fuck her you know.

    Urfugginjokin Sun, 10/01/2010 - 10:15
  • is she courtney loves real mom or do they just go to the same butcher oops sorry plastic surgeon...

    halfdeadfred Sat, 09/01/2010 - 23:47
  • Her cheeks looks like if you pressed them, they'd sink in. What has she got in her face? She couldn't hold a candle to Honor Blackman who at 98 is still working it. Gor bless ah!

    PuddyTwat Sat, 09/01/2010 - 00:08
  • So this is what a bucket of shit dressed as a human being looks like.

    Fucks sake. What a state.

    pandakiller Fri, 08/01/2010 - 19:09
  • yeah. Thats the first think I would do with a paltry £15m settlement in the bank.. shes probably doing it for nowt so she can listen/learn from the wise one of the house.. alex reid.

    Tyrant Fri, 08/01/2010 - 18:23
  • But will she cause any drama?

    They've already got enough moody clapped-out old people lying in bed all day.

    DeccaQuinne Fri, 08/01/2010 - 18:10
  • Stroppy rich cunt in CBB house shocker. Fuck me they are desperate for ratings, n'est-ce pas?

    Blartmonster Fri, 08/01/2010 - 17:46
  • "Ivan Trump"? COME ON.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 08/01/2010 - 17:32
  • "Ivan Trump"? COME ON.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 08/01/2010 - 17:32
  • Stroppy rich cunt in CBB house shocker. Fuck me they are desperate for ratings, n'est-ce pas?

    Blartmonster Fri, 08/01/2010 - 17:46
  • But will she cause any drama?

    They've already got enough moody clapped-out old people lying in bed all day.

    DeccaQuinne Fri, 08/01/2010 - 18:10
  • yeah. Thats the first think I would do with a paltry £15m settlement in the bank.. shes probably doing it for nowt so she can listen/learn from the wise one of the house.. alex reid.

    Tyrant Fri, 08/01/2010 - 18:23
  • So this is what a bucket of shit dressed as a human being looks like.

    Fucks sake. What a state.

    pandakiller Fri, 08/01/2010 - 19:09
  • Her cheeks looks like if you pressed them, they'd sink in. What has she got in her face? She couldn't hold a candle to Honor Blackman who at 98 is still working it. Gor bless ah!

    PuddyTwat Sat, 09/01/2010 - 00:08
  • is she courtney loves real mom or do they just go to the same butcher oops sorry plastic surgeon...

    halfdeadfred Sat, 09/01/2010 - 23:47
  • She looks like Olivia Newton John injected her face with play dough then had a stroke.

    Men actually fuck her you know.

    Urfugginjokin Sun, 10/01/2010 - 10:15

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