It was a double eviction on Celebrity Big Brother last night, ahead of the final on Friday (come on Sisqo! - oh) and it was pig-in-a-wig Ivana Trump to get the boot. Trump was swiftly followed by glamour model-turned-fake-tanner-turned-spot-squeezer Nicola T, who was summoned to the diary room to be removed without the knowledge of the other housemates, wearing a chicken costume and no shoes. And as as promised, a replacement was sent in...

Thankfully it wasn't Katie Price, but Big Brother host of 10 years, Davina McCall. She slipped into Nicola's Chicken costume and entered the house after a brief pep talk in the diary room. Fellow housemates were immediately suspicious of the new 'Nicola', even Reid, who we'd assumed only had the one brain cell and used just for fighting and fake-tanning. We were also surprised by Vinnie's observational skills, as he knew it was an imposter based on the "different" walk and Dane suggested that it could be Heidi Fleiss returning, a which point they all backed away slowly and calmly advised her to keep the costume firmly on.

So for the most part of the evening, the housemates spent the evening crowding around their 'new' housemate in their farmyard costumes, backing away again, being confused as to how she went in as Nicola only to come out as a someone else, and generally looking surreal and rather sinsiter and reminding us a bit of David Lynch's The Lost Highway. Except starring Vinnie Jones dressed as a horse. But Davina's stay in the house as a chicken only lasted for an hour, and before she left she finally revealed her indentity to the others, who were just so relieved it wasn't Katie Price or former CBB contestants like John McCririck or Jodie Marsh that they didn't seem too bothered in the end...

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