Lady Sovereign and Nicola T up for evicitonLady Sovereign and Nicola T up for eviciton

Save Sov
Mon, 18/01/2010 - 11:57 by HM writer

Just days after the Celebrity Big Brother house spat out Ronnie Wood's ex with the world's most irritating voice Katia Ivanova and walking, talking plastic surgery blunder, Hollywood vice madam Heidi Fleiss, two more celebrity contestants are up for eviction tonight; Lady Sovereign (again) and page 3 model Nicola T...

Lady Sovereign has made herself unpopular by eating corned beef during a food ration and for general selfishness and stealing Basshunter's smokes.

Meanwhile, although Nicola T has stopped acting like she's far more stupid than she actually is the others are starting to accuse of her of shit-stirring and talking about her boyfriend Simon too much.

As we had previously predicted, Ivana Trump has taken a shine to Alex Reid. She nominated Basshunter yesterday on the grounds that he stripped off and flashed her his cock. But her second nomination went to Lady Sovereign rather than Reid, who also stripped naked and which was probably his idea in the first place.

Sisqo has picked up on her affections and joked that there was a "big old bag of liver spots for Alex" in reference to Ivana and suddenly we're all imagining Mr. Burns naked. And Katie Price doesn't seeem quite so bad...

And Price won't be dumping him, Tweeting last night:

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder! Our relationship goes beyond Big Brother, I'll be waiting with open arms."

And after Ivana's flirting and Stephen Baldwin's conversations, hasn't the poor man suffered enough?

  • Surely everyone knows Vinnie Jones is thick as shit?

    kermits Tue, 19/01/2010 - 10:28
  • Ha ha ha I read that copy of Viz too !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 18/01/2010 - 17:59
  • I was commenting on what I saw last night. CBB is usually banned in my house and probably wont be on again. Vinnie was quiet, reasoned and the least annoying. I don't know about his headbutting incident, last I knew of him he was a footballer fondling Gazza's balls and known as a dirty player amongst my Newcastle United supporting mates.

    I didn't say he was a legend. Legends don't need to go on CBB. Anyway, don't shout at me, you'll set my tinnitus off.

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 18/01/2010 - 17:37
  • Vinnie's a fucking bullying scumbag. He's no different to when he was a footballer/actor/tax dodger, apart from his age. Everybody seems to think he's a legend, like he's done something in the last ten years. Last time I saw him he was dining with (or off, some might say) "High Prince" Jason Statham, who was the one the paps were after. Imagine trying to get to Statham levels of famous... How low must a guy be in the food chain?

    Nobody remember about twelve months ago when somebody recognised him in a bar as Juggernaught from X-Men 3? He headbutted the guy then set his minders on him when he had the gall to glass him back. True gent. Salt of the earth.

    FUCKING BULLY.

    mr_chopper Mon, 18/01/2010 - 17:09
  • Is there anyone seriously watching this massive turd? i can't quite believe it... get a life, seriously.

    kermits Mon, 18/01/2010 - 17:05
  • Pic 2: is she missing a salt lick?

    dandyboy Mon, 18/01/2010 - 16:12
  • pic2 double sided tape

    bluetouchpaper Mon, 18/01/2010 - 16:06
  • I watched my first (and probably last) episode last night. Don't know why...and I thought Vinnie was very funny. Considering what a wanker he was when he was a footballer, now he's like Benjamin the donkey from Animal Farm, bemoaning the inevitability of life's shittyness. Whether or not he's a 'tosser' he's a funny tosser. That'll do me.

    As for Sov, I'd actually heard of her (which is more than I can say from some of those other dingbats) and assumed she was talented in some way. Turns out she's just like any other sullen, manipulative, shit-bag fifteen year old you'd find on a horrible estate, putting her granny in a wardrobe and setting it alight so she can nick her fags. Why oh why did she go and show her true colours on National TV? Oh yeah, so other immature, uncaring, self-centred twats can go on about how great she is. If my kid grows up like her I shall splatter my own brains out with a blunderbuss.

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 18/01/2010 - 15:45
  • piss up a rope, fuckstick.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 18/01/2010 - 14:55
  • I hope Sov stays in she is showing wveryone what a complete and utter tosser Vinnie Jones is. He would put my two great aunts to shame with his gossiping. He's a fuckin knob!

    degzy Mon, 18/01/2010 - 14:30
  • Mopsa watches it so that you don't have to, and you don't even have to read about it if you don't want to.

    enile Mon, 18/01/2010 - 14:08
  • anyone would think you were actually watching the fucking thing.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 18/01/2010 - 12:56
  • anyone would think you were actually watching the fucking thing.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 18/01/2010 - 12:56
  • Mopsa watches it so that you don't have to, and you don't even have to read about it if you don't want to.

    enile Mon, 18/01/2010 - 14:08
  • I hope Sov stays in she is showing wveryone what a complete and utter tosser Vinnie Jones is. He would put my two great aunts to shame with his gossiping. He's a fuckin knob!

    degzy Mon, 18/01/2010 - 14:30
  • piss up a rope, fuckstick.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 18/01/2010 - 14:55
  • I watched my first (and probably last) episode last night. Don't know why...and I thought Vinnie was very funny. Considering what a wanker he was when he was a footballer, now he's like Benjamin the donkey from Animal Farm, bemoaning the inevitability of life's shittyness. Whether or not he's a 'tosser' he's a funny tosser. That'll do me.

    As for Sov, I'd actually heard of her (which is more than I can say from some of those other dingbats) and assumed she was talented in some way. Turns out she's just like any other sullen, manipulative, shit-bag fifteen year old you'd find on a horrible estate, putting her granny in a wardrobe and setting it alight so she can nick her fags. Why oh why did she go and show her true colours on National TV? Oh yeah, so other immature, uncaring, self-centred twats can go on about how great she is. If my kid grows up like her I shall splatter my own brains out with a blunderbuss.

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 18/01/2010 - 15:45
  • pic2 double sided tape

    bluetouchpaper Mon, 18/01/2010 - 16:06
  • Pic 2: is she missing a salt lick?

    dandyboy Mon, 18/01/2010 - 16:12
  • Is there anyone seriously watching this massive turd? i can't quite believe it... get a life, seriously.

    kermits Mon, 18/01/2010 - 17:05
  • Vinnie's a fucking bullying scumbag. He's no different to when he was a footballer/actor/tax dodger, apart from his age. Everybody seems to think he's a legend, like he's done something in the last ten years. Last time I saw him he was dining with (or off, some might say) "High Prince" Jason Statham, who was the one the paps were after. Imagine trying to get to Statham levels of famous... How low must a guy be in the food chain?

    Nobody remember about twelve months ago when somebody recognised him in a bar as Juggernaught from X-Men 3? He headbutted the guy then set his minders on him when he had the gall to glass him back. True gent. Salt of the earth.

    FUCKING BULLY.

    mr_chopper Mon, 18/01/2010 - 17:09
  • I was commenting on what I saw last night. CBB is usually banned in my house and probably wont be on again. Vinnie was quiet, reasoned and the least annoying. I don't know about his headbutting incident, last I knew of him he was a footballer fondling Gazza's balls and known as a dirty player amongst my Newcastle United supporting mates.

    I didn't say he was a legend. Legends don't need to go on CBB. Anyway, don't shout at me, you'll set my tinnitus off.

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 18/01/2010 - 17:37
  • Ha ha ha I read that copy of Viz too !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 18/01/2010 - 17:59
  • Surely everyone knows Vinnie Jones is thick as shit?

    kermits Tue, 19/01/2010 - 10:28

Article Timeline