Lady Sovereign leaves the CBB house, Ivana Trump pose semi nakedLady Sovereign leaves the CBB house, Ivana Trump pose semi naked

Hate me or Hate Me
Tue, 19/01/2010 - 11:40 by HM writer

Lady Sovereign was evicted last night when rather sadly she became less popular than a page 3 model nobody had ever heard of, and the fellow housemates were forced to nominate the next two celebrity contestants to face the public vote on Friday. Meanwhile, they were treated to do a not-so-life drawing of Ivana Trump...

Rather it Trump than Reid...

Lady Sovereign received 69.5 per cent of the vote, which is the highest of any celebrit contestant of the Channel 4 series so far. She irritated the housemates by only washing her own dishes and cutlery, with Stephanie Beachman describing her as a "despicable nonentity" and Dane Bowers threatening to "destroy" her (maybe he should have asked Big Brother to play his Out Of Your Mind single with Victoria Beckham to "punish" her instead).

After Lady Sovereign left the house, the fellow contestants were forced to nominate live and were given 15 seconds to do so. Even after stripping down to her bra and pants, Ivana Trump received the most nominations, followed by Stephen Baldwin and Sisqo. Two will leave on Friday, and our money's on Ivana and Baldwin...

 

And someone re-release this...

  • You sure she's 24? When I was 24 I was living with my man and fretting whether I remembered to take the pill. This girl is a proper Tracey Beaker. You know what it is? She needs a good old fuck. She's still a virgin, I bet you any money. That's why she carries on like that. It's all insecurity mixed in with rampant hormones - there's only so far that a finger will go. Someone hook her up with a fella so she can calm the fuck down. As for Ivana in her panty girdle - Jesus.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 19/01/2010 - 21:54
  • Another wankette member of the Subculture that has risen from the sewers.
    I hate her!
    She's an untalented, uneducated, selfish, full on trollish CUNT..The End

    Teatimecreams Tue, 19/01/2010 - 14:22
  • I can see my new life unrolling ahead of me, can't wait to launch my first range of Superdrug sponsored cologne.......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:51
  • Okay. I can do accents. Am quite dumb and a bit of a cunt who can be very moody. I think that's a starter. I don't want you to have to work too hard. I like the fact that I could potentially also get famous on the back of MJs fame. It's like everything we've learned here being put to good use.

    Я не могу ждать!

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:19
  • When MJ's famous, I'll get you an in with him. Then he can design a range for Liberty of London, knock you about a bit, and you can go on Celebrity Big Brother.

    It would help if you were a vapid Russian ho-bag, but I'm quite good at this PR malarkey so I can spin it.

    tescopop Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:08
  • So, as MJ says, you can focus on your new and more interesting job now. When Mr Fiddler is famous, can I please, pretty please, have his autograph?

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:01
  • I believe it is because her chaviness has actually countermanded her female chromosomes, I think the biological formula is -

    Where Chav factor is equal to a value of y femininity will be decreased to the value of x

    With any luck this will go some way to reducing the breeding potential of the lower echelons of society, for as it becomes more and more difficult to distinguish between the genders eventually all the little chav boys will be too scared to try and pull what they think might possibly be a girl for fear of being wrong and thus labeled a "gay"......this will mean that only intelligent people will breed and Britain can once more become Great !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:52
  • Very, very slow. I stupidly did all my week's tasks yesterday. Shit.

    tescopop Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:38
  • lady 'sov' sovereign is that rare kind of woman. technically female, yet displaying not a shred of femininity.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:35
  • i still would.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:32
  • Having a slow day at work are we dear ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:31
  • I don't vana.

    tescopop Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:28
  • *BLLLLLLLEEEEUEUUUUUUURRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH !!!*

    Jesus I think I just puked up a kidney. Fuck you Ivana, fuck you......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:26
  • Dear Mrs Trump
    Please put some clothes on. You're doing nothing for the world.
    Love and hugs
    Tescopop

    tescopop Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:18
  • I would like to retract the word 'nice' please.

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:11
  • Nice reminder there that Victoria Beckham's face and body used to be able to move before the botox and anerexia-induced osteoporosis set in. Probably.

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:10
  • Nice reminder there that Victoria Beckham's face and body used to be able to move before the botox and anerexia-induced osteoporosis set in. Probably.

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:10
  • I would like to retract the word 'nice' please.

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:11
  • Dear Mrs Trump
    Please put some clothes on. You're doing nothing for the world.
    Love and hugs
    Tescopop

    tescopop Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:18
  • *BLLLLLLLEEEEUEUUUUUUURRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH !!!*

    Jesus I think I just puked up a kidney. Fuck you Ivana, fuck you......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:26
  • I don't vana.

    tescopop Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:28
  • Having a slow day at work are we dear ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:31
  • i still would.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:32
  • lady 'sov' sovereign is that rare kind of woman. technically female, yet displaying not a shred of femininity.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:35
  • Very, very slow. I stupidly did all my week's tasks yesterday. Shit.

    tescopop Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:38
  • I believe it is because her chaviness has actually countermanded her female chromosomes, I think the biological formula is -

    Where Chav factor is equal to a value of y femininity will be decreased to the value of x

    With any luck this will go some way to reducing the breeding potential of the lower echelons of society, for as it becomes more and more difficult to distinguish between the genders eventually all the little chav boys will be too scared to try and pull what they think might possibly be a girl for fear of being wrong and thus labeled a "gay"......this will mean that only intelligent people will breed and Britain can once more become Great !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:52
  • So, as MJ says, you can focus on your new and more interesting job now. When Mr Fiddler is famous, can I please, pretty please, have his autograph?

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:01
  • When MJ's famous, I'll get you an in with him. Then he can design a range for Liberty of London, knock you about a bit, and you can go on Celebrity Big Brother.

    It would help if you were a vapid Russian ho-bag, but I'm quite good at this PR malarkey so I can spin it.

    tescopop Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:08
  • Okay. I can do accents. Am quite dumb and a bit of a cunt who can be very moody. I think that's a starter. I don't want you to have to work too hard. I like the fact that I could potentially also get famous on the back of MJs fame. It's like everything we've learned here being put to good use.

    Я не могу ждать!

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:19
  • I can see my new life unrolling ahead of me, can't wait to launch my first range of Superdrug sponsored cologne.......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:51
  • Another wankette member of the Subculture that has risen from the sewers.
    I hate her!
    She's an untalented, uneducated, selfish, full on trollish CUNT..The End

    Teatimecreams Tue, 19/01/2010 - 14:22
  • You sure she's 24? When I was 24 I was living with my man and fretting whether I remembered to take the pill. This girl is a proper Tracey Beaker. You know what it is? She needs a good old fuck. She's still a virgin, I bet you any money. That's why she carries on like that. It's all insecurity mixed in with rampant hormones - there's only so far that a finger will go. Someone hook her up with a fella so she can calm the fuck down. As for Ivana in her panty girdle - Jesus.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 19/01/2010 - 21:54

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