Ronnie Wood and Ekaterina IvanovaRonnie Wood and Ekaterina Ivanova

Not Fade Away (just yet)
Sat, 26/12/2009 - 12:11 by Harry Bow

While Alex Reid continues to spend his Christmas waiting by the phone just willing it to ring, it has been revealed that Ronnie Wood's ex-girlfriend Ekaterina Ivanova has been offered a place as a contestant in the 'Celebrity' Big Brother 2010 house...

Following news that he's been kicked off the next Rolling Stones tour, Ronnie Wood's Christmas has just got even worse now that it has been claimed that his Russian ex is set to appear in the last ever Celebrity Big Brother. However, considering the biggest insult that Ekaterina has managed to throw his way so far was calling him an "evil goblin", we don't think he has too much to worry about - although producers probably do if she really is the best they can come up with...

 

After Boy George lost his battle to appear on the C4 show, £200,000 has been left in the pot, which the weird Russian, Lady Sovereign, Pamela Anderson, Dane Bowers and Alex Reid are said to be fighting over (although rumours about the latter can can probably be traced back to his mum).

 

An insider has allegedly told The Sun:

"Ekaterina is just the type of feisty character we want on the show.

 

"She's also very high profile and will no doubt have some great gossip about what life was like living with one of Britain's biggest rock stars.

  

"I've no doubt Ronnie will come in for some stick. She'll also appeal to younger viewers as she's quite the style icon. And I'm sure a few older male fans will seek her out."

The show starts on 3 Jan, so we'll find out soon enough.

  • May I add abuse to this crap hurling thread. What a bunch of assholes in that house (I include Muckall in that and the stupid spud-faced bastard who interviews the cretins). Can't wait for the winner to be announced so we can slag the biggest cunt off.
    Delighted this place exists.

    Cyclone D Mon, 04/01/2010 - 13:08
  • Excellent use of the words 'dumned down.'

    Carbon Cowboy... you're the sort of illiterate twat this program is aimed at. Please don't try and play the intelligent card with sub-GCSE grammar.

    Ta.

    x

    Cookpasspartridge Mon, 28/12/2009 - 00:17
  • For fucks sake this is dumned down TV to the point of spot the brain cell . Celebrity in this sence means cunts , cunts watching cunts , trash telly for tossers, got to be a hit.

    carbon cowboy Sun, 27/12/2009 - 00:27
  • That mouthy twat McCall would be the first one sorted out, the fucking shouty bastard

    Blartmonster Sat, 26/12/2009 - 14:34
  • It's almost like the Oxford English Dictionary Shifts in Meaning department will have to focus on the word 'celebrity' when they issue their latest update.

    stella ah trois Sat, 26/12/2009 - 14:25
  • Jeez - thought we we're a nation of animal lovers. Poor fucking dogs - you have a sick, vile mind even considering such a plan. Unless it's Davina you're talking about. In which case, 'wild' would not be my adjective of choice.

    stella ah trois Sat, 26/12/2009 - 14:23
  • This is a fucking joke, right? Ron Wood's ex shagpiece, a worn-out Pam Anderson, a chav rapperslapper, some hasbeen musician who once shagged Jordan, and Jordan's dumped crossdressing cage pussy with a mother obsession ? Sounds like must-see scintillating TV fodder

    Blartmonster Sat, 26/12/2009 - 14:22
  • ugh, had enough of this waster flathead skank already. i hope this year that when contestants leave the house, they're forced into a massive meat grinder and fed to wild dogs

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Sat, 26/12/2009 - 12:23
  • ugh, had enough of this waster flathead skank already. i hope this year that when contestants leave the house, they're forced into a massive meat grinder and fed to wild dogs

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Sat, 26/12/2009 - 12:23
  • This is a fucking joke, right? Ron Wood's ex shagpiece, a worn-out Pam Anderson, a chav rapperslapper, some hasbeen musician who once shagged Jordan, and Jordan's dumped crossdressing cage pussy with a mother obsession ? Sounds like must-see scintillating TV fodder

    Blartmonster Sat, 26/12/2009 - 14:22
  • Jeez - thought we we're a nation of animal lovers. Poor fucking dogs - you have a sick, vile mind even considering such a plan. Unless it's Davina you're talking about. In which case, 'wild' would not be my adjective of choice.

    stella ah trois Sat, 26/12/2009 - 14:23
  • It's almost like the Oxford English Dictionary Shifts in Meaning department will have to focus on the word 'celebrity' when they issue their latest update.

    stella ah trois Sat, 26/12/2009 - 14:25
  • That mouthy twat McCall would be the first one sorted out, the fucking shouty bastard

    Blartmonster Sat, 26/12/2009 - 14:34
  • For fucks sake this is dumned down TV to the point of spot the brain cell . Celebrity in this sence means cunts , cunts watching cunts , trash telly for tossers, got to be a hit.

    carbon cowboy Sun, 27/12/2009 - 00:27
  • Excellent use of the words 'dumned down.'

    Carbon Cowboy... you're the sort of illiterate twat this program is aimed at. Please don't try and play the intelligent card with sub-GCSE grammar.

    Ta.

    x

    Cookpasspartridge Mon, 28/12/2009 - 00:17
  • May I add abuse to this crap hurling thread. What a bunch of assholes in that house (I include Muckall in that and the stupid spud-faced bastard who interviews the cretins). Can't wait for the winner to be announced so we can slag the biggest cunt off.
    Delighted this place exists.

    Cyclone D Mon, 04/01/2010 - 13:08

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