Stephen Baldwin and Sisqo were the fourth and fifth housemates to leave Big Brother last night after both getting trumped by fellow nominee Ivana. If the American actor had actually managed to spread any of his faith, we'd have all lost a bit of it now...

In a week when his brother won a second consecutive Golden Globe, Stephen Baldwin's prayers for public salvation fell on deaf ears and he became to fourth contestant to be kicked out of the Big Brother house, which is actually a bit of a shitter since he's provided most of the entertainment with his preaching - and also because he has the same face as genuine dude Alec (this is based on 30 Rock not It's Complicated).

Next up, Davina (who really should be expecting a call from her mum about that hair any minute now) ordered out Sisqo, much to the delight of Vinnie Jones, who had begrudgingly accepted the singer's apology for nothing at all earlier that day.

Stephen will probably appear on Celebrity Come Dine With Me next week, while Sisqo's got Spring Break coming up, so let's just concentrate on making sure that Vinnie Jones doesn't make the final - and that Dane, who's surprised the public more by being alright than he ever did with his toe-shagging, does. Please.