Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Why Vinnie should NOT win Celebrity Big Brother

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Oi! No!
Mon, 25/01/2010 - 17:17 by Mr. HM

For some inexplicable reason Vinnie Jones has been the favourite to win celebrity Big Brother 2010 from the beginning. This is sheer, utter lunacy. What is WRONG with people?

Let's get one thing clear. He should not win, he shouldn't even still be in the house.

  1. He's a bully. 
  2. He's arrogant. 
  3. He's vain. 
  4. He's a vain, arrogant bully
  6. He's got a distinct lack of self awareness. 
  7. Swordfish. 
  8. Dreadful fashion sense.
  9. Should have shave the head five years ago.
  10. He once appeared in a Westlife video.
  11. He spends $5,000 a week on a pool cleaner and someone to wash his pants etc.
  12. His album of cover versions should only be used as a last defence when under attack from giant ears.
  13. He has a speaking part on a Joss Stone album.
  14. Garfield: A tale of two Kitties. 
  15. Every single one of his on screen names has been ridiculous. 
  16. He was shit at football.
  17. He is shit at acting.
  18. Every single one of these pictures.
  19. Especially this one.
  20. He considers himself to be a man of the people, yet doesn't really have any idea what "the people" do. eg. Spends £400 on one pair of socks.
  21. He is Vinnie Jones.

Truth. You knows it. Vote Dane.

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Comments

  • hahaha I agree!

    mike mo

    esomark Tue, 26/01/2010 - 23:21

  • Thick students like him, I guess. But then, they also like Jeremy Clarkson. They can never explain why, they just bray "HE'S A LEDGE, MATE".
    Anyway, I can't actually be arsed to vote, but Jonas to win. I like the cut of his jib.

    retrovertigo Tue, 26/01/2010 - 20:05

  • Haha

    Smasher O'Driscoll you know

    mcfuck Tue, 26/01/2010 - 14:03

  • You missed one of the most obvious reasons - he is convinced he is going to walk it. Would love to see his face if he was voted more unpopular than Ivana or Alex.....

    gem1978 Tue, 26/01/2010 - 13:59

  • 22. He's a turd.

    mcfuck Tue, 26/01/2010 - 13:58

  • He's a nasty piece of work but he's played the BB suckers good and proper. He's got them calling him Captain (puke) and for what? Vinnie's a fucking idiot and he's weak. Happy to stir it only with the people he feels he can take on. He'll be the smelly cunt sat in his local, reeking of piss, and talking about the old days.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 26/01/2010 - 13:26

  • I went round his house once.. he had an empty Red Bull fridge that was on.. in his dining room..

    stustustudio Tue, 26/01/2010 - 12:27

  • sweet jesus. how old is that first pic?

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 26/01/2010 - 12:00

  • Wow thanks for your amazing insight Fabio, I think you've just become my hero. Is there a website where I can find out all about you ??? Do you think Mr HM is going to make you a celeb now or is more cock sucking required you slimy little boot-licker ? (thank you Tevez)

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 26/01/2010 - 10:16

  • Has Dane been nasty? I haven't seen any of that. Admittedly Jonas is a threat... EEK!

    Mr. HM Tue, 26/01/2010 - 07:17

  • You had me agreeing till you said vote Dane. Dane is nearly as big a bully as Vinnie is. Voting for him would be like voting for mini-Vin.

    To be honest, the remainer this year are just a nasty load of bullies who ganged up on people they dont like. Stuff that came out of their mouths were disgusting.

    Let the winner be Jonas as he is about the only one who hasnt been a nasty bitch

    bradley27 Tue, 26/01/2010 - 06:09

  • Well said Mr HM.
    Vinnie Jones is a diseased cunt hole of a man.

    gago Tue, 26/01/2010 - 01:29

  • Oh hi MJ. See this website? Celebrity news website. See the story? CELEBRITY Big Brother story. Now, granted Channel 4 are stetching the word 'celebrity' to quite a degree this year, but probably makes perfect sense for HM to be covering and commenting on it.

    Idiot.

    FabioCockrockington Mon, 25/01/2010 - 20:24

  • Never pick a fight with a fat man. You can't win.

    clee984 Mon, 25/01/2010 - 19:17

  • look at the sycophantic wankers applauding him in pic 11. i hate them.

    paxtonwhitehead Mon, 25/01/2010 - 18:30

  • let's not bring chev chelios into this

    eleven_eleven Mon, 25/01/2010 - 18:16

  • P.S. vote Vinnie.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 25/01/2010 - 18:14

  • Gambling is a sin, and sin is wrong - double up yours.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 25/01/2010 - 18:13

  • I have a stack of cash on Dane. I care. You cared enough to comment. Up yours.

    Mr. HM Mon, 25/01/2010 - 18:09

  • Who gives a flying fuck, so what if 3 people vote for Vinnie Jones and only 2 people vote for pie boy Bowers. CBB is the pinnacle of the festering shit pile that is "reality TV".

    "Truth. You knows it. Vote Dane." - up yours, nobody cares

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 25/01/2010 - 18:03

  • Who gives a flying fuck, so what if 3 people vote for Vinnie Jones and only 2 people vote for pie boy Bowers. CBB is the pinnacle of the festering shit pile that is "reality TV".

    "Truth. You knows it. Vote Dane." - up yours, nobody cares

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 25/01/2010 - 18:03

  • I have a stack of cash on Dane. I care. You cared enough to comment. Up yours.

    Mr. HM Mon, 25/01/2010 - 18:09

  • Gambling is a sin, and sin is wrong - double up yours.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 25/01/2010 - 18:13

  • P.S. vote Vinnie.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 25/01/2010 - 18:14

  • let's not bring chev chelios into this

    eleven_eleven Mon, 25/01/2010 - 18:16

  • look at the sycophantic wankers applauding him in pic 11. i hate them.

    paxtonwhitehead Mon, 25/01/2010 - 18:30

  • Never pick a fight with a fat man. You can't win.

    clee984 Mon, 25/01/2010 - 19:17

  • Oh hi MJ. See this website? Celebrity news website. See the story? CELEBRITY Big Brother story. Now, granted Channel 4 are stetching the word 'celebrity' to quite a degree this year, but probably makes perfect sense for HM to be covering and commenting on it.

    Idiot.

    FabioCockrockington Mon, 25/01/2010 - 20:24

  • Well said Mr HM.
    Vinnie Jones is a diseased cunt hole of a man.

    gago Tue, 26/01/2010 - 01:29

  • You had me agreeing till you said vote Dane. Dane is nearly as big a bully as Vinnie is. Voting for him would be like voting for mini-Vin.

    To be honest, the remainer this year are just a nasty load of bullies who ganged up on people they dont like. Stuff that came out of their mouths were disgusting.

    Let the winner be Jonas as he is about the only one who hasnt been a nasty bitch

    bradley27 Tue, 26/01/2010 - 06:09

  • Has Dane been nasty? I haven't seen any of that. Admittedly Jonas is a threat... EEK!

    Mr. HM Tue, 26/01/2010 - 07:17

  • Wow thanks for your amazing insight Fabio, I think you've just become my hero. Is there a website where I can find out all about you ??? Do you think Mr HM is going to make you a celeb now or is more cock sucking required you slimy little boot-licker ? (thank you Tevez)

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 26/01/2010 - 10:16

  • sweet jesus. how old is that first pic?

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 26/01/2010 - 12:00

  • I went round his house once.. he had an empty Red Bull fridge that was on.. in his dining room..

    stustustudio Tue, 26/01/2010 - 12:27

  • He's a nasty piece of work but he's played the BB suckers good and proper. He's got them calling him Captain (puke) and for what? Vinnie's a fucking idiot and he's weak. Happy to stir it only with the people he feels he can take on. He'll be the smelly cunt sat in his local, reeking of piss, and talking about the old days.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 26/01/2010 - 13:26

  • 22. He's a turd.

    mcfuck Tue, 26/01/2010 - 13:58

  • You missed one of the most obvious reasons - he is convinced he is going to walk it. Would love to see his face if he was voted more unpopular than Ivana or Alex.....

    gem1978 Tue, 26/01/2010 - 13:59

  • Haha

    Smasher O'Driscoll you know

    mcfuck Tue, 26/01/2010 - 14:03

  • Thick students like him, I guess. But then, they also like Jeremy Clarkson. They can never explain why, they just bray "HE'S A LEDGE, MATE".
    Anyway, I can't actually be arsed to vote, but Jonas to win. I like the cut of his jib.

    retrovertigo Tue, 26/01/2010 - 20:05

  • hahaha I agree!

    mike mo

    esomark Tue, 26/01/2010 - 23:21

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