Vinnie Jones and Chris Moyles
Oi! No!
Mon, 25/01/2010 - 16:17 by Mr. HMFor some inexplicable reason Vinnie Jones has been the favourite to win celebrity Big Brother 2010 from the beginning. This is sheer, utter lunacy. What is WRONG with people?
Let's get one thing clear. He should not win, he shouldn't even still be in the house.
- He's a bully.
- He's arrogant.
- He's vain.
- He's a vain, arrogant bully
- He's got a distinct lack of self awareness.
- Swordfish.
- Dreadful fashion sense.
- Should have shave the head five years ago.
- He once appeared in a Westlife video.
- He spends $5,000 a week on a pool cleaner and someone to wash his pants etc.
- His album of cover versions should only be used as a last defence when under attack from giant ears.
- He has a speaking part on a Joss Stone album.
- Garfield: A tale of two Kitties.
- Every single one of his on screen names has been ridiculous.
- He was shit at football.
- He is shit at acting.
- Every single one of these pictures.
- Especially this one.
- He considers himself to be a man of the people, yet doesn't really have any idea what "the people" do. eg. Spends £400 on one pair of socks.
- He is Vinnie Jones.
Truth. You knows it. Vote Dane.
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hahaha I agree!
mike mo
Thick students like him, I guess. But then, they also like Jeremy Clarkson. They can never explain why, they just bray "HE'S A LEDGE, MATE".
Anyway, I can't actually be arsed to vote, but Jonas to win. I like the cut of his jib.
Haha
Smasher O'Driscoll you know
You missed one of the most obvious reasons - he is convinced he is going to walk it. Would love to see his face if he was voted more unpopular than Ivana or Alex.....
22. He's a turd.
He's a nasty piece of work but he's played the BB suckers good and proper. He's got them calling him Captain (puke) and for what? Vinnie's a fucking idiot and he's weak. Happy to stir it only with the people he feels he can take on. He'll be the smelly cunt sat in his local, reeking of piss, and talking about the old days.
I went round his house once.. he had an empty Red Bull fridge that was on.. in his dining room..
sweet jesus. how old is that first pic?
Wow thanks for your amazing insight Fabio, I think you've just become my hero. Is there a website where I can find out all about you ??? Do you think Mr HM is going to make you a celeb now or is more cock sucking required you slimy little boot-licker ? (thank you Tevez)
Has Dane been nasty? I haven't seen any of that. Admittedly Jonas is a threat... EEK!
You had me agreeing till you said vote Dane. Dane is nearly as big a bully as Vinnie is. Voting for him would be like voting for mini-Vin.
To be honest, the remainer this year are just a nasty load of bullies who ganged up on people they dont like. Stuff that came out of their mouths were disgusting.
Let the winner be Jonas as he is about the only one who hasnt been a nasty bitch
Well said Mr HM.
Vinnie Jones is a diseased cunt hole of a man.
Oh hi MJ. See this website? Celebrity news website. See the story? CELEBRITY Big Brother story. Now, granted Channel 4 are stetching the word 'celebrity' to quite a degree this year, but probably makes perfect sense for HM to be covering and commenting on it.
Idiot.
Never pick a fight with a fat man. You can't win.
look at the sycophantic wankers applauding him in pic 11. i hate them.
let's not bring chev chelios into this
P.S. vote Vinnie.
Gambling is a sin, and sin is wrong - double up yours.
I have a stack of cash on Dane. I care. You cared enough to comment. Up yours.
Who gives a flying fuck, so what if 3 people vote for Vinnie Jones and only 2 people vote for pie boy Bowers. CBB is the pinnacle of the festering shit pile that is "reality TV".
"Truth. You knows it. Vote Dane." - up yours, nobody cares
Who gives a flying fuck, so what if 3 people vote for Vinnie Jones and only 2 people vote for pie boy Bowers. CBB is the pinnacle of the festering shit pile that is "reality TV".
"Truth. You knows it. Vote Dane." - up yours, nobody cares
I have a stack of cash on Dane. I care. You cared enough to comment. Up yours.
Gambling is a sin, and sin is wrong - double up yours.
P.S. vote Vinnie.
let's not bring chev chelios into this
look at the sycophantic wankers applauding him in pic 11. i hate them.
Never pick a fight with a fat man. You can't win.
Oh hi MJ. See this website? Celebrity news website. See the story? CELEBRITY Big Brother story. Now, granted Channel 4 are stetching the word 'celebrity' to quite a degree this year, but probably makes perfect sense for HM to be covering and commenting on it.
Idiot.
Well said Mr HM.
Vinnie Jones is a diseased cunt hole of a man.
You had me agreeing till you said vote Dane. Dane is nearly as big a bully as Vinnie is. Voting for him would be like voting for mini-Vin.
To be honest, the remainer this year are just a nasty load of bullies who ganged up on people they dont like. Stuff that came out of their mouths were disgusting.
Let the winner be Jonas as he is about the only one who hasnt been a nasty bitch
Has Dane been nasty? I haven't seen any of that. Admittedly Jonas is a threat... EEK!
Wow thanks for your amazing insight Fabio, I think you've just become my hero. Is there a website where I can find out all about you ??? Do you think Mr HM is going to make you a celeb now or is more cock sucking required you slimy little boot-licker ? (thank you Tevez)
sweet jesus. how old is that first pic?
I went round his house once.. he had an empty Red Bull fridge that was on.. in his dining room..
He's a nasty piece of work but he's played the BB suckers good and proper. He's got them calling him Captain (puke) and for what? Vinnie's a fucking idiot and he's weak. Happy to stir it only with the people he feels he can take on. He'll be the smelly cunt sat in his local, reeking of piss, and talking about the old days.
22. He's a turd.
You missed one of the most obvious reasons - he is convinced he is going to walk it. Would love to see his face if he was voted more unpopular than Ivana or Alex.....
Haha
Smasher O'Driscoll you know
Thick students like him, I guess. But then, they also like Jeremy Clarkson. They can never explain why, they just bray "HE'S A LEDGE, MATE".
Anyway, I can't actually be arsed to vote, but Jonas to win. I like the cut of his jib.
hahaha I agree!
mike mo