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Simon Cowell meets the celebrity hugger in London

Love at first sight

Mon, 26/10/2009 - 10:30 by Mr. HM

It was inevitable that they would finally go public eventually. After months of circling each other at events up and down London, Tanya Macintosh finally got her man, and Simon Cowell was only too happy to oblige.

Here's our favourite person in the world meeting Simon Cowell outside her second home, the Mayfair hotel. The frisson of sexual tension was almost too much for the pair of them to take.

FYI Fact fans - John and Edward were in the lead according to last night's votes.

In. The. Lead.

X Factor, Celebrity Hugger, Simon Cowell, Tanya Macintosh

Comments

C'mon guys we all must give her Pitty! I am so embarressed I have a secret fantasy of Porking Simon Cowel (hanging head in shame).
dancingworm Tue, 27/10/2009 - 09:18
I bet it smells like the cross between the toilet in a North Korean rehabilitation camp and the smell one would find in the cleft between the balls and anal of Robert Maxwell when he'd been fished out of them choppy waters...
brothbang Tue, 27/10/2009 - 08:08
In Nazi Germany she'd have been the subject of several medical experiments as to how many microbes and viruses exist on it.

Can you imagine the stench in her lady garden? specially when the painters are in...
Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 22:12
18 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she looks fucking 40 and like she fucking stinks
BonnyWill Mon, 26/10/2009 - 21:39
"FYI Fact fans - John and Edward were in the lead according to last night's votes. In. The. Lead."

I hope this is true.
Tyrant Mon, 26/10/2009 - 20:52
If you'd like her phone number look no further!
http://www.myspace.com/474091450
kwebb Mon, 26/10/2009 - 18:05
She's got absorbant trakkie bottoms and ugg boots. Thats really considerate, wouldn't want others slipping up on her snail trail.
angrykid Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:54
I think she's a suicide bomber.

Shake her down and there's 5 kilo's of finest Czech Semtex in that rucksack. She's just perfecting this loveable hug-a-gonk routine 'til she goes after Katie Price.

Smart little fucker isn't she?
jiggerycock Mon, 26/10/2009 - 16:28
Monica Rose to his Hughie Greene. (Why does that sound a bit filthy?)
cosmotopper Mon, 26/10/2009 - 15:39
That's his girlfriend in pic 4.
whatthe. Mon, 26/10/2009 - 15:39
For someone with such a graphic name, you seem to have a four year old's take on the word for cunt. Which is kind of charming and endearing.
stella ah trois Mon, 26/10/2009 - 13:41
................and he looks mighty fucking pleased with himself in pic 5 wouldnt you say mynicehat?!?!
maruku Mon, 26/10/2009 - 13:37
It looks like Simon's giving her one.
mynicehat Mon, 26/10/2009 - 12:31
"The frisson of sexual tension was almost too much for the pair of them to take." The most beautiful poetry for a Monday morn. Sigh. - gazes out of window.
stella ah trois Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:30
Simon - give Danny Dire the number of your tailor.
kwebb Mon, 26/10/2009 - 10:43
imagine what her woo woo smells like.

any celebrity or other personage of note must surely give the may fair hotel a wide berth these days?
unseemlydogposture Mon, 26/10/2009 - 10:41

imagine what her woo woo smells like.

any celebrity or other personage of note must surely give the may fair hotel a wide berth these days?
unseemlydogposture Mon, 26/10/2009 - 10:41
Simon - give Danny Dire the number of your tailor.
kwebb Mon, 26/10/2009 - 10:43
"The frisson of sexual tension was almost too much for the pair of them to take." The most beautiful poetry for a Monday morn. Sigh. - gazes out of window.
stella ah trois Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:30
It looks like Simon's giving her one.
mynicehat Mon, 26/10/2009 - 12:31
................and he looks mighty fucking pleased with himself in pic 5 wouldnt you say mynicehat?!?!
maruku Mon, 26/10/2009 - 13:37
For someone with such a graphic name, you seem to have a four year old's take on the word for cunt. Which is kind of charming and endearing.
stella ah trois Mon, 26/10/2009 - 13:41
That's his girlfriend in pic 4.
whatthe. Mon, 26/10/2009 - 15:39
Monica Rose to his Hughie Greene. (Why does that sound a bit filthy?)
cosmotopper Mon, 26/10/2009 - 15:39
I think she's a suicide bomber.

Shake her down and there's 5 kilo's of finest Czech Semtex in that rucksack. She's just perfecting this loveable hug-a-gonk routine 'til she goes after Katie Price.

Smart little fucker isn't she?
jiggerycock Mon, 26/10/2009 - 16:28
She's got absorbant trakkie bottoms and ugg boots. Thats really considerate, wouldn't want others slipping up on her snail trail.
angrykid Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:54
If you'd like her phone number look no further!
http://www.myspace.com/474091450
kwebb Mon, 26/10/2009 - 18:05
"FYI Fact fans - John and Edward were in the lead according to last night's votes. In. The. Lead."

I hope this is true.
Tyrant Mon, 26/10/2009 - 20:52
18 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she looks fucking 40 and like she fucking stinks
BonnyWill Mon, 26/10/2009 - 21:39
In Nazi Germany she'd have been the subject of several medical experiments as to how many microbes and viruses exist on it.

Can you imagine the stench in her lady garden? specially when the painters are in...
Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 22:12
I bet it smells like the cross between the toilet in a North Korean rehabilitation camp and the smell one would find in the cleft between the balls and anal of Robert Maxwell when he'd been fished out of them choppy waters...
brothbang Tue, 27/10/2009 - 08:08
C'mon guys we all must give her Pitty! I am so embarressed I have a secret fantasy of Porking Simon Cowel (hanging head in shame).
dancingworm Tue, 27/10/2009 - 09:18