Simon Cowell meets the celebrity hugger in London
Love at first sight
Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:30 by Mr. HMIt was inevitable that they would finally go public eventually. After months of circling each other at events up and down London, Tanya Macintosh finally got her man, and Simon Cowell was only too happy to oblige.
Here's our favourite person in the world meeting Simon Cowell outside her second home, the Mayfair hotel. The frisson of sexual tension was almost too much for the pair of them to take.
FYI Fact fans - John and Edward were in the lead according to last night's votes.
In. The. Lead.
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C'mon guys we all must give her Pitty! I am so embarressed I have a secret fantasy of Porking Simon Cowel (hanging head in shame).
I bet it smells like the cross between the toilet in a North Korean rehabilitation camp and the smell one would find in the cleft between the balls and anal of Robert Maxwell when he'd been fished out of them choppy waters...
In Nazi Germany she'd have been the subject of several medical experiments as to how many microbes and viruses exist on it.
Can you imagine the stench in her lady garden? specially when the painters are in...
18 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she looks fucking 40 and like she fucking stinks
"FYI Fact fans - John and Edward were in the lead according to last night's votes. In. The. Lead."
I hope this is true.
If you'd like her phone number look no further!
http://www.myspace.com/474091450
She's got absorbant trakkie bottoms and ugg boots. Thats really considerate, wouldn't want others slipping up on her snail trail.
I think she's a suicide bomber.
Shake her down and there's 5 kilo's of finest Czech Semtex in that rucksack. She's just perfecting this loveable hug-a-gonk routine 'til she goes after Katie Price.
Smart little fucker isn't she?
Monica Rose to his Hughie Greene. (Why does that sound a bit filthy?)
That's his girlfriend in pic 4.
For someone with such a graphic name, you seem to have a four year old's take on the word for cunt. Which is kind of charming and endearing.
................and he looks mighty fucking pleased with himself in pic 5 wouldnt you say mynicehat?!?!
It looks like Simon's giving her one.
"The frisson of sexual tension was almost too much for the pair of them to take." The most beautiful poetry for a Monday morn. Sigh. - gazes out of window.
Simon - give Danny Dire the number of your tailor.
imagine what her woo woo smells like.
any celebrity or other personage of note must surely give the may fair hotel a wide berth these days?
imagine what her woo woo smells like.
any celebrity or other personage of note must surely give the may fair hotel a wide berth these days?
Simon - give Danny Dire the number of your tailor.
"The frisson of sexual tension was almost too much for the pair of them to take." The most beautiful poetry for a Monday morn. Sigh. - gazes out of window.
It looks like Simon's giving her one.
................and he looks mighty fucking pleased with himself in pic 5 wouldnt you say mynicehat?!?!
For someone with such a graphic name, you seem to have a four year old's take on the word for cunt. Which is kind of charming and endearing.
That's his girlfriend in pic 4.
Monica Rose to his Hughie Greene. (Why does that sound a bit filthy?)
I think she's a suicide bomber.
Shake her down and there's 5 kilo's of finest Czech Semtex in that rucksack. She's just perfecting this loveable hug-a-gonk routine 'til she goes after Katie Price.
Smart little fucker isn't she?
She's got absorbant trakkie bottoms and ugg boots. Thats really considerate, wouldn't want others slipping up on her snail trail.
If you'd like her phone number look no further!
http://www.myspace.com/474091450
"FYI Fact fans - John and Edward were in the lead according to last night's votes. In. The. Lead."
I hope this is true.
18 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she looks fucking 40 and like she fucking stinks
In Nazi Germany she'd have been the subject of several medical experiments as to how many microbes and viruses exist on it.
Can you imagine the stench in her lady garden? specially when the painters are in...
I bet it smells like the cross between the toilet in a North Korean rehabilitation camp and the smell one would find in the cleft between the balls and anal of Robert Maxwell when he'd been fished out of them choppy waters...
C'mon guys we all must give her Pitty! I am so embarressed I have a secret fantasy of Porking Simon Cowel (hanging head in shame).