Here's our favourite person in the world meeting Simon Cowell outside her second home, the Mayfair hotel. The frisson of sexual tension was almost too much for the pair of them to take.
FYI Fact fans - John and Edward were in the lead according to last night's votes.
In. The. Lead.
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COMMENTS (16)
imagine what her woo woo smells like.
any celebrity or other personage of note must surely give the may fair hotel a wide berth these days?
For someone with such a graphic name, you seem to have a four year old's take on the word for cunt. Which is kind of charming and endearing.
Simon - give Danny Dire the number of your tailor.
"The frisson of sexual tension was almost too much for the pair of them to take." The most beautiful poetry for a Monday morn. Sigh. - gazes out of window.
It looks like Simon's giving her one.
................and he looks mighty fucking pleased with himself in pic 5 wouldnt you say mynicehat?!?!
That's his girlfriend in pic 4.
Monica Rose to his Hughie Greene. (Why does that sound a bit filthy?)
I think she's a suicide bomber.
Shake her down and there's 5 kilo's of finest Czech Semtex in that rucksack. She's just perfecting this loveable hug-a-gonk routine 'til she goes after Katie Price.
Smart little fucker isn't she?
She's got absorbant trakkie bottoms and ugg boots. Thats really considerate, wouldn't want others slipping up on her snail trail.