Celebrity Rockaoke looks like the worst evening on the entire planet

Lisa from Big Brother shows the youngsters how to do it properly

Sing 'em a song Della!

Wed, 09/12/2009 - 11:13 by Mr. HM

Celebrity Rockaoke, despite being the worst named thing on earth ever, also managed to invite the worst celebrity on earth ever. Ear-splitting thunderclap Lisa from Big Brother...

I'm guessing Celebrity Rockaoke was some kind of event where various Manchester based people from television and page 45 of Heat magazine were offered their own body weight in alcohol in return for turning up and making complete twats of themselves. They certainly delivered.

Whilst the Emmerdale and Hollyoaks people just made a good job of making Jodie Marsh look intelligent and demure, Lisa from Big Brother was seriously busy giving Bianca Gascoigne a masterclass in how to get attention.

Skip through to pic 10 for the start of the full horror, although it's nothing compared to this, or indeed this.

I can't be sure as I'm no fashion expert, but is this young lady wearing any makeup?

Fashion Disaster, Lisa Appleton

Comments

29 pages? 29 fucking pages? Are you having a laugh? 29 pages of the dross of human detritus?

Page 3 shows a good club foot specimen with a John Merrick "Mekon head" - what a bunch of deformities
Blartmonster Wed, 09/12/2009 - 23:37
it looks like a fucking Fraggle
scaryclairey Wed, 09/12/2009 - 17:58
Who? *click* Who? *click* Who? *click* Who? *click* Who? *click* *FX: shoots self*

Either I'm so out of touch with the yoof of today that I'm the anti-Glitter, or the worst part of the "Celebrity Rockaoke" moniker is the 'celebrity' bit.
cougar Wed, 09/12/2009 - 15:32
What a bucket of cunt!

To save you carting through 29 pictures worth of purgatory, imagine this:

Looks: Like the Child Catcher from Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang. Dressed: Like the end of Supermarket Sweep through the Oxfam Shop in Basra. Make-Up: By Stevie Wonder. Smells: Like Tanya McIntosh after a bar of ExLax and 2 hours in a Sauna.Overall Vibe: Like watching a car-crash roll straight into A&E, get defribrilated, fail to regain consciousness but then wake up halfway through the autopsy.
jiggerycock Wed, 09/12/2009 - 13:25
Nice. I'm guessing the staff at Hepworth Honda have all committed ritual suicide already
slug Wed, 09/12/2009 - 13:06
pic 21: KAVANA!? KAVANA!? OH MY GOD! I thought he had died or something.

Edit: his wiki page is frigging depressing. Did you know he released a best of in 2007? Me either. Poor thing.
tescopop Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:36
Ha! where classier to strike a pose than the boot of a Honda Civic?
fisterella Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:32
*blushes* a pleasure to run into you again Casanova.
whereswaldo Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:28
Who is the woman from pic 10 onwards and why is she doing her Razzle photoshoot with her clothes on ?

Pic 29 - Sponsored by ASOS....what a total fucking minge
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:17
come on, don juan, i know it's you.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:02
I aint fussy at the minute, i'd do them all up the bum especially number 5
whereswaldo Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:02
they really know how to throw a party up north.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 09/12/2009 - 11:57
Pic 6. What's with the clown make-up?
Spastic Wed, 09/12/2009 - 11:56

Pic 6. What's with the clown make-up?
Spastic Wed, 09/12/2009 - 11:56
they really know how to throw a party up north.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 09/12/2009 - 11:57
I aint fussy at the minute, i'd do them all up the bum especially number 5
whereswaldo Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:02
come on, don juan, i know it's you.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:02
Who is the woman from pic 10 onwards and why is she doing her Razzle photoshoot with her clothes on ?

Pic 29 - Sponsored by ASOS....what a total fucking minge
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:17
*blushes* a pleasure to run into you again Casanova.
whereswaldo Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:28
Ha! where classier to strike a pose than the boot of a Honda Civic?
fisterella Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:32
pic 21: KAVANA!? KAVANA!? OH MY GOD! I thought he had died or something.

Edit: his wiki page is frigging depressing. Did you know he released a best of in 2007? Me either. Poor thing.
tescopop Wed, 09/12/2009 - 12:36
Nice. I'm guessing the staff at Hepworth Honda have all committed ritual suicide already
slug Wed, 09/12/2009 - 13:06
What a bucket of cunt!

To save you carting through 29 pictures worth of purgatory, imagine this:

Looks: Like the Child Catcher from Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang. Dressed: Like the end of Supermarket Sweep through the Oxfam Shop in Basra. Make-Up: By Stevie Wonder. Smells: Like Tanya McIntosh after a bar of ExLax and 2 hours in a Sauna.Overall Vibe: Like watching a car-crash roll straight into A&E, get defribrilated, fail to regain consciousness but then wake up halfway through the autopsy.
jiggerycock Wed, 09/12/2009 - 13:25
Who? *click* Who? *click* Who? *click* Who? *click* Who? *click* *FX: shoots self*

Either I'm so out of touch with the yoof of today that I'm the anti-Glitter, or the worst part of the "Celebrity Rockaoke" moniker is the 'celebrity' bit.
cougar Wed, 09/12/2009 - 15:32
it looks like a fucking Fraggle
scaryclairey Wed, 09/12/2009 - 17:58
29 pages? 29 fucking pages? Are you having a laugh? 29 pages of the dross of human detritus?

Page 3 shows a good club foot specimen with a John Merrick "Mekon head" - what a bunch of deformities
Blartmonster Wed, 09/12/2009 - 23:37