Melanie Brown was the latest celebrity to succumb to the charm and sheer persistence of 'stalker to the stars' (especially if you're Louis Walsh) Tanya McIntosh. She sprung up on Mel B (preparing for winter with a scarf) outside the Mayfair Hotel and you can practically smell the fear (and stench) emanating all the way from here...

McIntosh has been busy this year and can count cuddles from Louis Walsh, Mel B and husband Stephen Belafonte, Peter Andre, Katie Price, Peaches Geldof and Chanelle (although we don't know which of the receiving ends between that lot that we'd rather be on).

Mel B, who is currently appearing as a guest on Loose Woman and is currently filming a new ITV1 show 7 Days On The Breadline which will see her giving up her celebrity lifestyle for a week to live on a council estate (because we've not had enough of those sorts of programes), was at the Mayfair hotel with Belafonte.

And she was receiving a massage and back rub from a mystery male who wasn't her husband inside, although she could have just waited until she had left, as we're sure McIntosh would have been more than happy to do the honours... *Shudders* *Loses lunch*