Oh and by the way, Alexandra, love, you may be a pwetty singer but your fucking English is appalling. First of all there is no apostrophe in "needs", and giving "His" a capital H, as if MJ was bigger than God (assuming you believe he exists as you already mentioned Him), and giving God a lower case h for "his angels". And why have you given the word "Guys" a capital G? It's not the start of a new fucking sentence! And what about the female twatters?? Don't they merit a mention? Aaaaaaah it's this trendy bollocks "everyone's a guy" shite. Fuck off, you publicly-weeping arse...

The Serafinowicz one is pretty good. All the others are total cunt-jockeys.
Who gives a fuck what you think Andre? Go and find some new slag to pork in an attempt to rekindle your 15 minutes of fame...

I fucking abhor that website, even the fucking name describes succinctly how the users are... "twitter" twitter twitter fucking twitter. They'll be the sort of cunts you want to fucking glass at those ludicrous patronising dinner parties they hold