Your mum's gonna be gutted
Fri, 01/04/2011 - 11:38 by

He's ditched the moobs and gained a wife. That's right, Mr Michael Buble has officially broken your mum and all her friends' hearts. But the tragedy doesn't stop there. David Tennant - the thinking woman's sex piece - put a baby inside fiancee Georgia Moffett a while ago, and now it's come back out.

Where did all the good men go? I hear you weep. Well mostly, they punched well above their weight and ended up marrying and impregnating people willy nilly.

 

Former Tardis operating executive David Tennant and actress Georgia Moffett are celebrating after the birth of a daughter they have named Olive.

 

And warbling man beast Michael Buble has finally taken his trophy model girlfriend Luisana Lopilato up the aisle.

 

Oh, and apparently Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are in talks of reconciling.

  • Olive?? What as in On the Buses? Why condemn the child to such an...interesting name? Would it have killed them to have added an A to it? Still, could've been worse. At least they didn't call the sprog Butler.

    PuddyTwat Sun, 03/04/2011 - 10:42
  • Olive?? What as in On the Buses? Why condemn the child to such an...interesting name? Would it have killed them to have added an A to it? Still, could've been worse. At least they didn't call the sprog Butler.

    PuddyTwat Sun, 03/04/2011 - 10:42

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