Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth are married
Legally bland? Never!
Mon, 28/03/2011 - 10:16 by Harry BowA neatly packaged round-up of what's going on in the personal lives of some people you've heard of - and possibly some people you haven't. You're welcome!
Whose keyhole shall we glimpse through first? Reese Witherspoon's? Sure, why not...
The Oscar winner got hitched to Tim Roth Jim Toth in California in front of guests including Renee Zellweger, Matthew McConaughey, Tobey Maguire, Robert Downey, Jr., Alyssa Milano, Isla Fisher and Salma Hayek. Apparently 80 white doves were released after the pair exchanged vows. That's just messy.
Meanwhile, Myleene Klass gave birth to her second child over the weekend, a daughter called Hero. Lovely, congrats. Just think of the japes Myleene and her parter Graeme will have when asking where to settle the baby down - "do you want hero-in?" "Yes please!"
There's also the very exciting news that Carey Mulligan might be dating Marcus Mumford from Mumford and Sons following her split with Shia LaBeouf. We know, OMG etc etc. Talking to the Mail on Suday, a source said:
"Marcus invited Carey to watch him play a secret show in the basement of his friend Mike Harris' home in Nashville. She sat in the front row and while he was singing, Marcus looked down at Carey and she blushed. It was clear they had chemistry. Afterwards they went to the City House restaurant and dined with friends but they sat together and acted like a couple."
"Carey's hoping they can spend more time together when Marcus flies back to America next month for a major tour with his band. He's hired a vintage train instead of a tour bus and has asked Carey to join him for the trip. It's early days but they seem to enjoy each other's company."
Think Marcus has been watching too much Back to the Future 3 if he thinks you can pull up a vintage train outside a venue...
Finally, we've included the news that Drew Barrymore is still going strong with her new boyfriend Will Kopelman, just because his beer looks nice... (pic 2).
Congrats to all. And if you were going to go off wedding list for Reese, just remember that she doesn't need any more cutlery (there's an Alanis Morrisette ref there somewhere)...

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