Celebs turn up to a sparkling Swarovsky night

15 Sarah Harding leaves the Soho Hotel Sarah Harding shows off her underwear advert Sarah Harding spies some nuts, make beeline Sarah Harding and mates giggle about the size of the nuts Liz McClarnon leaving the Swarovski event Brian Freedman at the Swarovski party at the Soho Hotel advert Denise Van Outen grabs some crytals and legs it Liz McLarnon pouts for the cameras Sarah Harding and Martine McCutcheon Martine McCutcheon at the Swarovski event advert Liz McClarnon leaving the Swarovski event Jodie Harsh hopes his/her name is down on the list Kristina Rihanoff arriving at the Swarovski event a walking penis

Sarah Harding at a Sparkling night with Nick

Shine on you crazy fake diamond

Fri, 04/12/2009 - 12:14 by Mr. HM

Not sure what Sarah Harding has done with all her money (apart from opening a club) but surely she can afford more for her tea than a tin of nuts?!

Once again, our press release must have been lost in the post, becuase I haven't got a Scooby what the hell was going on here. Isn't Swarovski that company specifically created to decorated Elton John's mobile phone and Katie Price's house? or do thy do those little crystal rabbits that Grandma's have on their fireplace? They have a shop in Westfield that is always full of the most hateful bunch of cock-knockers i've ever seen.These three facts are all you need to know about Swarovski.

Whatever they are, Sarah Harding and Martine McCutcheon were coveting them like Pete Doherty in a syringe factory. And a rare sight - a 6 foot walking penis!

Sarah Harding pictures, Jodie Harsh, Martine McCutcheon, Sarah Harding

Comments

Does that cunt Conway have nothing else to wear along with that gormless hooray henry gurn? What a terminally boring arsehole.

I read that in the Russian city of Perm' there was a nightclub fire with several casualties and mortalities, thanks to some fireworks let off - can we get some deliveries to Movida and Bungalow 8 pronto please?
Blartmonster Sat, 05/12/2009 - 23:36
Nope - just Harding herself is simply ghastly, I mean what the fuck does she do? All she seems to do with her vacuous existence is go out on the piss looking like some anorexic nightmare stalker. Not bad eh? Multi millions for achieving the square root of fuck all. Well done the great british public for helping her out in such a valiant way
Blartmonster Fri, 04/12/2009 - 19:39
Martine McCutcheon??

And there was me thinking Swarovski were a high class brand!
pandakiller Fri, 04/12/2009 - 17:59
Sarah Harding's mate in the back of the car has got absolutely huge mammaries- what's that all about? oh yeah, she's just overweight sorry.
Harding's tattoo is just ghastly.
kermits Fri, 04/12/2009 - 16:18
Pic 4 - knickers or no knickers?
stella ah trois Fri, 04/12/2009 - 16:11
that tattoo was ill-advised.

hang on "sparking swarovski night". there is some kind of clever play on words going on here.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 04/12/2009 - 12:52

that tattoo was ill-advised.

hang on "sparking swarovski night". there is some kind of clever play on words going on here.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 04/12/2009 - 12:52
Pic 4 - knickers or no knickers?
stella ah trois Fri, 04/12/2009 - 16:11
Sarah Harding's mate in the back of the car has got absolutely huge mammaries- what's that all about? oh yeah, she's just overweight sorry.
Harding's tattoo is just ghastly.
kermits Fri, 04/12/2009 - 16:18
Martine McCutcheon??

And there was me thinking Swarovski were a high class brand!
pandakiller Fri, 04/12/2009 - 17:59
Nope - just Harding herself is simply ghastly, I mean what the fuck does she do? All she seems to do with her vacuous existence is go out on the piss looking like some anorexic nightmare stalker. Not bad eh? Multi millions for achieving the square root of fuck all. Well done the great british public for helping her out in such a valiant way
Blartmonster Fri, 04/12/2009 - 19:39
Does that cunt Conway have nothing else to wear along with that gormless hooray henry gurn? What a terminally boring arsehole.

I read that in the Russian city of Perm' there was a nightclub fire with several casualties and mortalities, thanks to some fireworks let off - can we get some deliveries to Movida and Bungalow 8 pronto please?
Blartmonster Sat, 05/12/2009 - 23:36