Is it Chanelle's blue pair? They match her handbag but they're, well, blue, and look as though they've been made out of plastic. Or is it going to be Chantelle's animal print pair? They're pretty foul also...
Over to you... (We're going down to the pub now. To debate their shoes, obviously).
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
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Chantelle Houghton goes out to Funky Buddha, possibly releasing album
Chantelle Houghton goes out to May Fair hotel, may have previously enjoyed a bit of coll
Chanelle Hayes pregnant, world (and boyfriend) stunned
Chanelle Hayes admits she's addicted to liposuction
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (8)
the ginger one appears to have a large 'sperm' motif on her t-shirt.
how quaint.
now, why don't these ugly shitbags fuck the fuck outta here!
Lindsay Lohan is the Superheavyweightchampionoftheworld of Bad Shoes.
However, these girls both have rather shapeless ugly legs. Is there a prize for that?
"You shitty-shoe bastard."
So fucking dull and ordinary that Alan Bates should star in a black and white movie about them.
If the pair of them ever met, the world would disappear into the vacuum.
Oooh a shoe story. Cutting edge stuff.
Foot fetish stuff, Minxy
*wanks*
RIP. Game over. If the most newsworthy thing about them is their pleather shoes, they had better dust down their CVs and see if KFC can take them on in the kitchens.
Puddy, I heard that Aldi's turned them down for shelf-stacking work because of their lack of mental mobility. Ditto Claire's Accessories due to their "unpalatable appearance". The Maccy D's kitchens will give you a rosy complexion, girls....