Chanelle and Chantelle enter worst shoe awards ever and come joint first

Chanelle and Chantelle's shoes last night

It's Shoedown...

Fri, 23/10/2009 - 15:41 by HM writer

Chanelle and Chantelle were both out at various nightspots last night - but who was wearing the worst pair of shoes? It's the Shit Shoe Showdown! (Sponsored by Dina and Lindsay Lohan). More after the jump...

Is it Chanelle's blue pair? They match her handbag but they're, well, blue, and look as though they've been made out of plastic. Or is it going to be Chantelle's animal print pair? They're pretty foul also...

Over to you... (We're going down to the pub now. To debate their shoes, obviously).

Chantelle Houghton pictures, Fashion Disaster, Chanelle Hayes, Chantelle Houghton

Comments

Puddy, I heard that Aldi's turned them down for shelf-stacking work because of their lack of mental mobility. Ditto Claire's Accessories due to their "unpalatable appearance". The Maccy D's kitchens will give you a rosy complexion, girls....
Blartmonster Sat, 24/10/2009 - 07:59
RIP. Game over. If the most newsworthy thing about them is their pleather shoes, they had better dust down their CVs and see if KFC can take them on in the kitchens.
PuddyTwat Fri, 23/10/2009 - 23:13
Foot fetish stuff, Minxy

*wanks*
Blartmonster Fri, 23/10/2009 - 20:25
Oooh a shoe story. Cutting edge stuff.
minxybbw Fri, 23/10/2009 - 16:46
So fucking dull and ordinary that Alan Bates should star in a black and white movie about them.

If the pair of them ever met, the world would disappear into the vacuum.
jiggerycock Fri, 23/10/2009 - 16:45
"You shitty-shoe bastard."
themonkey Fri, 23/10/2009 - 16:39
Lindsay Lohan is the Superheavyweightchampionoftheworld of Bad Shoes.

However, these girls both have rather shapeless ugly legs. Is there a prize for that?
BustySinclair Fri, 23/10/2009 - 16:26
the ginger one appears to have a large 'sperm' motif on her t-shirt.

how quaint.

now, why don't these ugly shitbags fuck the fuck outta here!
The name Bagpuss is already taken Fri, 23/10/2009 - 16:08

the ginger one appears to have a large 'sperm' motif on her t-shirt.

how quaint.

now, why don't these ugly shitbags fuck the fuck outta here!
The name Bagpuss is already taken Fri, 23/10/2009 - 16:08
Lindsay Lohan is the Superheavyweightchampionoftheworld of Bad Shoes.

However, these girls both have rather shapeless ugly legs. Is there a prize for that?
BustySinclair Fri, 23/10/2009 - 16:26
"You shitty-shoe bastard."
themonkey Fri, 23/10/2009 - 16:39
So fucking dull and ordinary that Alan Bates should star in a black and white movie about them.

If the pair of them ever met, the world would disappear into the vacuum.
jiggerycock Fri, 23/10/2009 - 16:45
Oooh a shoe story. Cutting edge stuff.
minxybbw Fri, 23/10/2009 - 16:46
Foot fetish stuff, Minxy

*wanks*
Blartmonster Fri, 23/10/2009 - 20:25
RIP. Game over. If the most newsworthy thing about them is their pleather shoes, they had better dust down their CVs and see if KFC can take them on in the kitchens.
PuddyTwat Fri, 23/10/2009 - 23:13
Puddy, I heard that Aldi's turned them down for shelf-stacking work because of their lack of mental mobility. Ditto Claire's Accessories due to their "unpalatable appearance". The Maccy D's kitchens will give you a rosy complexion, girls....
Blartmonster Sat, 24/10/2009 - 07:59