Chanelle, who was hot on the pursuit of a footballer boyfriend at Funky Buddha, gave an exclusive interview to Now magazine (so exclsuive that no-one even knew about it) to confess that she's addicted to lipo and will do anything to become a size 0. What about going away and never coming back?
She said:
"I'm hooked. When I see how much weight comes off and how quickly my body changes, it gives me a lift and spurs me on. It's such a buzz.
She added:
"I know people think I'm crazy for doing this, but it's what I want. I'll do whatever it takes to be a size 0 and liposuction is the perfect method. If I was fat enough, I'd have a gastric band fitted. I'd probably have two!"
And nothing screams 'sexy' more than someone obsessed with their weight and devoid of any self esteem. We're sure she'll be a WAG in no time...


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COMMENTS (38)
Look at her piss stained skirt.
Can't any worthless cunt whore sluts ever wipe their fucking snatches properly?
If she was really serious about being a size zero, and being a fame whore, she could hit two birds with one stone... going out on the ho stroll for the paps in a range of stupid outfits for a few hours every day would burn off loads of calories and put her in the spotlight.
getting impressive mileage from that 'boiled egg' comment you nicked off dandyboy
Er, I originally came up with 'startled egg in a wig'...
Such a rare talent! You're wasted at HM.
All by himself too, the little trooper.
People who claim they 'originally' came up with a joke are usually sad bastards. South Park...the fish sticks joke. Take note Cartman... I mean Mopsa.
Who actually pays her money and what is it exactly she does in return for it?
Men.
Dirty, skinny sex.
Haa. Nobody would pay to fuck her.