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Chanelle, become anorexic it's a lot cheaper than liposuction.

Then you can sell your story to the Sunday rags again.

Penny - you're as popular as cancer on here - everyone is tired of the same old dreary, self-congratulatory "witticisms" which you roll out from time to time after you've dipped into dictionary.com. If you stopped trying to prove you've worked out how to use the thesaurus on MS Word, and realise you're about as cutting as lard, then fewer folk might feel obliged to tell you to fuck off.

Capiche?

Everyone? Oh no! That's a right kick in the teeth. Oh, and Dicky, so you've seen one of my Facebook profile pics, eh? Well done on looking less like a weirdo.

Wow, this is the best comments section EVER!

Any more bitchin' or scrappin' to be done?

Bring it on yous cunts!

*burps and falls over*

Orange

Isn't it bedtime for little boys? What is your problem, kid?

So speaks the fucking epitome of wrist-slashing tedium. Give it up, you delusional old trout. Everyone thinks you're a cunt anyway

hayes is a shithole.

Good on Chanelle for wringing a story out of nowt. But if that's all she's got, her lipo, she'd be better off calling up Anderton's agent to see if she can get onto their books. Now there's an idea: a celebrity pimping service. Oh bugger. Clifford's already filled that gap. Daym!

Egg wig cunt footballer lipo cock skinny piss fat drink feck arse girls. Please rearrange and insert verb for your next post.

Jesus Christ, it's like shouting down a well.

I meant prozzie hotspots. However, point well made, hotspot is a shit word.

I'm sure spunk has fewer calories than Mcdonalds special sauce and yet they taste the same. Secret recipe my arse.

People who claim they 'originally' came up with a joke are usually sad bastards. South Park...the fish sticks joke. Take note Cartman... I mean Mopsa.

Fucking hell, sleeping twatface tediously rises from her slumber while the rest of us wished you hadn't fucking bothered. The sight of you twattering on about banality has a delicious ring of irony about it... but you knew that already, didn't you, you fuckwit

Haha, Blart, HAHA! Coming from Mr 'That cunting cunt needs a kick in the cunt, she's a right cunt'. Your rants about everyone are exactly the same and the beauty is that you are railing against THEIR banality.

Nah - too many calories.

I thought the headline read "Chanelle Hayes admits she's addicted to sucking footballers' cocks"

No, you're a dreary, repetitive twat

DS is full of sickos bitching about Jordan's dirty laundry, yet following every word and morally commenting on it in a tut tut tut tone of voice.Bunch of bored wankers.

Then again it is the same bunch of wallies who thinks the asexual epitome of wet drip Kylie is actually "sexy", and can actually "sing"..says it all......

Disgusting damn forum.Even the political section is full of BNP supporters.

All by himself too, the little trooper.

I am a strong, independent woman *mantras*

These hotspots - do they have strobe candles?! etc.

I was only there for a week last year, fucking awful place.
Got warned or barred nearly every post I made.

Oh and moderators are the same the world over.

Panda Killer, you are so fucking hard. What a prick you are

Such a rare talent! You're wasted at HM.

You'd be surprised. My mate lives near one of Manchester's hotspots, and the girls ain't all that pretty. Or well-dressed. Or clean.

Another 'glazed doughnut' set of pictures!

Haa. Nobody would pay to fuck her.

Er, I originally came up with 'startled egg in a wig'...

Digital Spy are mostly a bunch of vapid cunts.

I was banned permanently from there after slagging off the Sun newspaper in one of their "lie and let sue" articles, and after pointing out that the Sun sponsor the Digital Spy forums, and Digital Spy simply repeat the stories printed in the Scum as if they are fact... they didn't like to be reminded that they suck the same Murdoch owned cock as the paparazzi they claim to be so much better than.

Plus I called one of the moderators an uptight anal wanker, which didn't help my case.

Shame, there's maybe a few decent people on the Digital Spy forum, but let's face it, most DS users are soap obsessed Big Brother fans with broken marriages, self-confidence issues, and fat children.

And the moderating team are uptight anal wankers.

On 23 November 2007, it was revealed that Chanelle Hayes was voted the Favorite Big Brother Housemate Ever by the forum members of Digital Spy, followed closely by 'Whats your favorite sandwich ever'. The fucking sad wankers.

Men.
Dirty, skinny sex.

Jesus H Christ. I am never going to understand the whole size zero thing. Why can't people just eat a decent diet, do a bit of exercise, and go "aHA, my natural body shape, I shall put clothes on it" instead of mechanically sucking fat from their thighs and living on celery and vodka? How boring it must be, a life of constant dieting and expensive surgical procedures.

However, I am quite amused by how large her head looks compared to her lipo'd bod.

Who actually pays her money and what is it exactly she does in return for it?

getting impressive mileage from that 'boiled egg' comment you nicked off dandyboy

If she was really serious about being a size zero, and being a fame whore, she could hit two birds with one stone... going out on the ho stroll for the paps in a range of stupid outfits for a few hours every day would burn off loads of calories and put her in the spotlight.