Chanelle Hayes for CLoser magazine - sound the desperation klaxon
Dumb an Dumber
Wed, 17/11/2010 - 13:58 by HM writerChanelle Hayes has responded to Jack Tweed calling her crazy by sounding completely sane and claiming he's dumb, has a Stingy, skinny arse and was crap in bed...
Chanelle posed for Closer magazine with son Blakley and revealed that Jack Tweed propsed to her on the same day he was spotted with 'cousin' Daisy Watts.
She said:
"On the day I saw the picture of Jack and Daisy, he proposed to me. It was over the phone, which I don't take seriously as a proposal. I told him, "Married? That's ridiculous!" He didn't even have a ring. He's about 12 in his head, he's just a kid who needs to grow up. I don't think he'd be a good dad either and I have to bear that in mind now."
On Twitter, she wrote to Tweed yesterday:
"You are the biggest liar and nastiest piece of work I have ever had the displeasure of meeting," she wrote. "U wanna tell lies about me? Then at least make sure I can't prove they're lies. Dumb AND crap in bed... Gutted. (sic)"
Oh well, at least she's keeping upbeat about life post-baby, adding to the magazine:
"I am a single mum and if you don't look your best, you might always be a single mum. I don't like much of my body to be honest.
"I always thought I had fat arms and legs but thought my stomach was OK and flat but now it's a bit of a mess. my boobs aren't going to spring up again without surgery."
: /
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Comments
Could she not be bothered to wash her hair and put a brush through it before she had her picture taken. Slovenly mare.
As desperate as she was how desperate must Closer have been? Still the dog days of celebrity are over. We're due to have a new princesszzzz soon. Brace yourselves for Middleton Mania. You wonderful people at Holy Moly may well need to install a Royally Moaly.
What the fuck is she moaning about? Enough child support from a pigshit thick (and presumably blind) footballer to keep her in eggcups and giant spoons for a lifetime.
What the fuck is she moaning about? Enough child support from a pigshit thick (and presumably blind) footballer to keep her in eggcups and giant spoons for a lifetime.
As desperate as she was how desperate must Closer have been? Still the dog days of celebrity are over. We're due to have a new princesszzzz soon. Brace yourselves for Middleton Mania. You wonderful people at Holy Moly may well need to install a Royally Moaly.
Could she not be bothered to wash her hair and put a brush through it before she had her picture taken. Slovenly mare.