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Chanelle Hayes goes to Nobu with red hair - looks less like egg

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Chanelle Hayes goes to Nobu

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Fri, 09/10/2009 - 10:45 by HM writer

Chantelle Chanelle Hayes's head was looking less like the boiled egg we dipped our soldiers in this morning now that she's sporting a whole new hair style complete with comb-over side parting (sound the slow news day alarm)...

The former startled-egg-in-a-wig and WAG wannabe is on the look out for a footballer husband after she was recently dumped by her Middlesbrough midfielder boyfriend Matt Bates over her attempted suicide.

So she chose celebrity haunt Nobu Berkeley but unfortunately left empty handed. Not even Calum Best was there. But we're sure she won't be single for long, especially with this going on sale soon (give it two weeks and it'll be reduced to 99p)...

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Comments

I dont even think she is that good looking, she looks like an even uglier posh spice wannabee dissappear into obscurity now please!
dancingworm Sat, 10/10/2009 - 07:59
Okay, I seem to have the gist of what this thing is about now. Wish I could get a clear shot
BustySinclair Fri, 09/10/2009 - 19:13
Nice line in 'gimlet-eyed stare whilst tossing off the Invisible Man' though.
jiggerycock Fri, 09/10/2009 - 16:01
Anyone who cites a career as a Posh Spice lookalike is bound to want to top herself, once the grim dawn of reality sets in and the realization that everything she has done and is likely to do is as plastic and as fake as the snow upon the Santas's Grotto in Croydon's Whitgift Shopping Centre.

Though I think she's being selfish. If she was serious about hopping off this mortal coil couldn't she have the decency to take out a shitload of other Big Brother contestants first?
pandakiller Fri, 09/10/2009 - 16:00
Unfortunately, men don't go for emotional wrecks who try (albeit not very hard) to end it all because they had a row with their bloke. And doing an interview about it shortly afterwards with some celebrity shitrag had exactly the same effect as getting a tattoo on her garguantuan forehead saying "NEEDY AND DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION".
retrovertigo Fri, 09/10/2009 - 15:00
Simple answers

1. She is a cunt

2. She does cunty things

If you need further clarification please ask.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 09/10/2009 - 13:53
Sorry sorry , I love you Holy Moly guys but enough is definately fucking ENOUGH . Stop talking about this cunt- who is she/ what does she do?????
the flange Fri, 09/10/2009 - 13:29
Who is this person?
BustySinclair Fri, 09/10/2009 - 13:27
Mickey Rourke would fuck a frog if he could stop it hopping
jiggerycock Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:30
Mickey Rourke would probably give her a go.
mynicehat Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:08
whichever way you cut it this woman is a deplorable twat.

and macdonald's is starting to offer a better class of clientele.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 09/10/2009 - 11:40

whichever way you cut it this woman is a deplorable twat.

and macdonald's is starting to offer a better class of clientele.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 09/10/2009 - 11:40
Mickey Rourke would probably give her a go.
mynicehat Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:08
Mickey Rourke would fuck a frog if he could stop it hopping
jiggerycock Fri, 09/10/2009 - 12:30
Who is this person?
BustySinclair Fri, 09/10/2009 - 13:27
Sorry sorry , I love you Holy Moly guys but enough is definately fucking ENOUGH . Stop talking about this cunt- who is she/ what does she do?????
the flange Fri, 09/10/2009 - 13:29
Simple answers

1. She is a cunt

2. She does cunty things

If you need further clarification please ask.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 09/10/2009 - 13:53
Unfortunately, men don't go for emotional wrecks who try (albeit not very hard) to end it all because they had a row with their bloke. And doing an interview about it shortly afterwards with some celebrity shitrag had exactly the same effect as getting a tattoo on her garguantuan forehead saying "NEEDY AND DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION".
retrovertigo Fri, 09/10/2009 - 15:00
Anyone who cites a career as a Posh Spice lookalike is bound to want to top herself, once the grim dawn of reality sets in and the realization that everything she has done and is likely to do is as plastic and as fake as the snow upon the Santas's Grotto in Croydon's Whitgift Shopping Centre.

Though I think she's being selfish. If she was serious about hopping off this mortal coil couldn't she have the decency to take out a shitload of other Big Brother contestants first?
pandakiller Fri, 09/10/2009 - 16:00
Nice line in 'gimlet-eyed stare whilst tossing off the Invisible Man' though.
jiggerycock Fri, 09/10/2009 - 16:01
Okay, I seem to have the gist of what this thing is about now. Wish I could get a clear shot
BustySinclair Fri, 09/10/2009 - 19:13
I dont even think she is that good looking, she looks like an even uglier posh spice wannabee dissappear into obscurity now please!
dancingworm Sat, 10/10/2009 - 07:59