Chanelle Hayes has been through a tough time recently. Not mentally of course, she's just had an operation to make her breasts larger. 34B to 34EE. Apparently she felt her bottom bottom didn't match her top bottom, so she had to even things out. Having already had a spot of lipo on her bottom, it only seemed fair she should give pumping a couple of hundred cc's of saline into her chest a go this time round. It's a delicate balancing act, see? 

Anyway, the pics above should give you a fairly good idea of what her flashy new tits look like. Pretty much exactly like the breasts that creepy guy next to you in art class at school used to draw, except without the lasers.

Here's a few quotes from Chanelle herself, about her breasts and life in general (via Zoo):

“I realised I was really curvaceous everywhere except on top, so I needed something to balance it out! I wake up in the morning now, look down and say, “Hiya Pinky, hiya Perky. What do you want for breakfast, girls?” Ha! It definitely feels a lot different when I’m running, too.”

Men in Leeds:

“I definitely get a lot more attention from men when I’m out on the town now. I was out in Leeds with my sister the other week, and there were 12 lads who asked me for my number, which was nice. It’s not even like I had a big cleavage out – it must just be the curves!”

Jack Tweed and his love for her:

“Jack’s still trying to get back with me at the moment, actually. But seeing as he’s trying to get into every other girl’s knickers at the moment too, I’m not really that bothered. We’ve been on, then off again too many times to mention – more than 100, anyway.”

 

“Quite a few of the times it’s ended, it’s been because of a tweet!”

Mark Wright and her hatred for him:

“I hate him. If he fell off a cliff, I’d just laugh. Honestly. He’s so slimy – he used to try to get my number from my agent. His hair always looks really slicked back, but that’s not gel, it’s just his own slime. Seriously, he would eat Elton John’s crap if it got him in the papers. Two minutes after I put up that tweet (She tweeted saying ‘Mark Wright is a NOB’), he was on the phone to Jack’s mum – he knew I was with her – and shouted at her to get me to take it down. “It will make me look so bad in the papers!” is all he kept yelling. Shouting at his mate’s mum: what a knob.”

 

“Mark is ugly, inside and out. He’s such a bad influence on Jack.”

Jesus.

Anyway, Zoo is on sale now, and since you can't stick the internet up in your toilet, you might as well buy a copy.