Only weeks ago. Weeks.Only weeks ago. Weeks.

Hough could this happen?
Mon, 18/04/2011 - 09:51 by John Hill

In news that is sure to shock even the most cold hearted of us (i.e. most of the Holy Moly readership) Crimewatch star Rav Wilding has announced that he has split up with seasoned reality tv contestant Chantelle Houghton. 

Poor old Chantelle has had a pretty rough time of it recently, and although her relationship with Rav seemed to be blossoming a mere six months ago, it looks like this delicate little flower has had her heart broken again. Despite our insistence that it couldn't work, the couple bravely soldiered on, followed only half-heartedly by a notoriously tenacious paparazzi, who we suspect quite wanted Chantelle to finally find happiness, just like us.

 

Still, it wasn't to be, and Rav posted this up on the relationship counselling service otherwise known as Twitter:

'Wanted to clarify situation after speculation 2day,'

 

'Sadly Chantelle & I are no longer in a relationship as I've had to draw a line under it. 'It's been a really difficult week and a lot has gone on, & I appreciate everyone's kind words.'

 

'The relationship wasn't what I wanted so badly and wasn't the genuine thing I thought it was,'

 

'It's so upsetting as I genuinely & truly loved Chantelle, but the publicity side isn't always reflective of the truth..

 

'The relationship wasn't what I wanted so badly and wasn't the genuine thing I thought it was..'

Not entirely sure what he was expecting, but alas, he didn't find it. Most importantly of all though, we hope this doesn't affect his crime solving skills, or Chantelle's search for a better, safer world for all bunny rabbits.

  • Please tell me this is not from your 'picture library'. I was going to go to PC World and have your hard drive upgraded but I can't now, can I?

    stella ah trois Mon, 18/04/2011 - 15:10
  • slug Mon, 18/04/2011 - 11:13
  • Something was bothering me about this pic. (Well more than one thing obviously.) But do you think he waxes his arms? He looks like he should be more Slug-like than that.

    stella ah trois Mon, 18/04/2011 - 10:32
  • Maybe it was the teeth issue. Can't get over that stuff about her teeth being ground down by some cowboy dentist.

    stella ah trois Mon, 18/04/2011 - 10:30
  • Love ain't heeeeere anymoo-ooooore.

    tescopop Mon, 18/04/2011 - 10:28
  • Does this mean now that he will want to get rid of his fake boobs too?

    stella ah trois Mon, 18/04/2011 - 10:24
  • Does this mean now that he will want to get rid of his fake boobs too?

    stella ah trois Mon, 18/04/2011 - 10:24
  • Love ain't heeeeere anymoo-ooooore.

    tescopop Mon, 18/04/2011 - 10:28
  • Maybe it was the teeth issue. Can't get over that stuff about her teeth being ground down by some cowboy dentist.

    stella ah trois Mon, 18/04/2011 - 10:30
  • Something was bothering me about this pic. (Well more than one thing obviously.) But do you think he waxes his arms? He looks like he should be more Slug-like than that.

    stella ah trois Mon, 18/04/2011 - 10:32
  • slug Mon, 18/04/2011 - 11:13
  • Please tell me this is not from your 'picture library'. I was going to go to PC World and have your hard drive upgraded but I can't now, can I?

    stella ah trois Mon, 18/04/2011 - 15:10

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