In which case, it probably won't feature anything that sold more than this...
Unless it comes with a music video as good as this...
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
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COMMENTS (9)
Christ if the Saturdays are the Yesterdays, Chantelle must be Last Week. If she has released a single then what the hell does she think she's playing at? Granted we've all got to earn a pound note but what's this nonsense where after five minutes of 'fame' you decide to cut a record? Mind you - could've been worse - at least it's not Preston.
mopsa, i know it's you.
Where's the video of Chantelle performing in fictional band 'Kandy Floss'?
Pic 5 - I never realised she was driving a black cab to make ends meet. Poor cow, maybe I will go through with Tesco's plan to impregnate her after all.........
Do it, quick, before John Terry lobs one up her. Or worse, before Vernon gives her a cheeky text...
Probably too late on the JT front, she's a dappy blonde tart within 100 miles of Stamford Bridge.
As for Vuuuurnen I don't think I need worry there, he can only speak Northern and she only speaks Saaaaaf Londonese. As such I doubt either woudl be able to understand the other.
"lobs one up her". romance is not dead.
Of course romance ain't dead *wipes cock on curtain, creeps out quietly*
Apparently the technical term for this is "zuffling"! Who knew...