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Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:21 by

Chantelle Houghton (not to be confused with the currently pregnant Chanelle Hayes, who has given up China White and Calum Best for the next nine months) was busy keeping her management afloat by visiting Funky Buddha for 20 minutes and taking with her several copies of Peter Andre's 'Unconditonal Love Songs' albums. Unless that CD belonged to her...

In which case, it probably won't feature anything that sold more than this...

 

 

Unless it comes with a music video as good as this...

  • Apparently the technical term for this is "zuffling"! Who knew...

    erniemilko Thu, 11/02/2010 - 12:13
  • Of course romance ain't dead *wipes cock on curtain, creeps out quietly*

    koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 22:07
  • "lobs one up her". romance is not dead.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:42
  • Probably too late on the JT front, she's a dappy blonde tart within 100 miles of Stamford Bridge.

    As for Vuuuurnen I don't think I need worry there, he can only speak Northern and she only speaks Saaaaaf Londonese. As such I doubt either woudl be able to understand the other.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:14
  • Do it, quick, before John Terry lobs one up her. Or worse, before Vernon gives her a cheeky text...

    tescopop Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:08
  • Pic 5 - I never realised she was driving a black cab to make ends meet. Poor cow, maybe I will go through with Tesco's plan to impregnate her after all.........

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:02
  • Where's the video of Chantelle performing in fictional band 'Kandy Floss'?

    AllyFarrell Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:14
  • mopsa, i know it's you.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:45
  • Christ if the Saturdays are the Yesterdays, Chantelle must be Last Week. If she has released a single then what the hell does she think she's playing at? Granted we've all got to earn a pound note but what's this nonsense where after five minutes of 'fame' you decide to cut a record? Mind you - could've been worse - at least it's not Preston.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:45
  • Christ if the Saturdays are the Yesterdays, Chantelle must be Last Week. If she has released a single then what the hell does she think she's playing at? Granted we've all got to earn a pound note but what's this nonsense where after five minutes of 'fame' you decide to cut a record? Mind you - could've been worse - at least it's not Preston.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:45
  • mopsa, i know it's you.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:45
  • Where's the video of Chantelle performing in fictional band 'Kandy Floss'?

    AllyFarrell Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:14
  • Pic 5 - I never realised she was driving a black cab to make ends meet. Poor cow, maybe I will go through with Tesco's plan to impregnate her after all.........

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:02
  • Do it, quick, before John Terry lobs one up her. Or worse, before Vernon gives her a cheeky text...

    tescopop Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:08
  • Probably too late on the JT front, she's a dappy blonde tart within 100 miles of Stamford Bridge.

    As for Vuuuurnen I don't think I need worry there, he can only speak Northern and she only speaks Saaaaaf Londonese. As such I doubt either woudl be able to understand the other.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:14
  • "lobs one up her". romance is not dead.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:42
  • Of course romance ain't dead *wipes cock on curtain, creeps out quietly*

    koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 22:07
  • Apparently the technical term for this is "zuffling"! Who knew...

    erniemilko Thu, 11/02/2010 - 12:13

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