Big Blurgh
Fri, 29/01/2010 - 10:11 by HM writer

While Peter Andre was launching a coffee with milk in it and applying for a job in Costa earlier this week, the other hot name from his management Chantelle Houghton was working hard by, er, quaffing several glasses of cava and clutching her Blackberry which hasn't rung since 2007 (and even then it was just her mum) at The May Fair Hotel...

Thankfully for us this morning, she's given up on her pursuit to look like the mirror reflection of Jocelyn Wildenstein and probably accepting she'll never look that fabulous. Prrrrrrrrrrr....

Meanwhile, we hope that Tanya MacIntosh is surviving the winter, because we haven't seen her for quite a while and usually she's perched outside the hotel ready to pounce on literally anyone. Literally anyone....

Anyway, Chantelle was enjoying a well-earned break form her hectic schedule of fuck all with a friend who may have been Katy Brand in a blonde wig as she prepared for next week's big gig. Launching and serving a batch of new recipe cheese and onion pasties in a Greggs in Peckham. It'll be mobbed! Best of luck, love...

Edit: Apologies, Chantelle was actually serving a purpose as she was attending NIcola McLean's baby shower yesterday... (Nicola, who may also be with the same management).See you on Monday for our free pasty!

Nicola McLean

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    akhleshpal9 Mon, 11/10/2010 - 05:33
  • I remember she caused a big fuss when she stayed at several luxurious hotels in Melbourne last year. She certainly has had better days for pictures. At least she isn't as awful as Paris Hilton.

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    jameswhite Mon, 01/02/2010 - 08:44
  • 10 pints of lard....the chubby bitch

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 29/01/2010 - 16:49
  • Putting aside Gonzo (Chantelle) the thing that is most annoying about this article is Nicola McLean getting another mention like she is a celebrity, cannot stand her with her small currant like eyes, she is bitchy and is thriving on Jordan's split with Andre, by hanging around with him all the time. She is making Andre look like a bigger loser than he already is, if he stopped hanging around with her then she wouldn't get in the press so much. Quite pathetic.

    scone Fri, 29/01/2010 - 15:03
  • What's this story got to do with the photos of Robbie Savage?

    wallyraffles Fri, 29/01/2010 - 14:34
  • The one with her eyes closed was married to Preston from the Ordinary Boys. The prego one is, erm, yeah.....dunno.

    tescopop Fri, 29/01/2010 - 13:36
  • Obviously confused the Mayfair Hotel with the local Yates'.

    toady Fri, 29/01/2010 - 13:12
  • I refer to my earlier question....who\what is it ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 29/01/2010 - 12:26
  • What is the point of these two blonde twats? and how come there is a "management company" out there willing to look after their career? what fucking career is that exactly? you pointless pair of numpties.

    kermits Fri, 29/01/2010 - 12:09
  • Is this a bunch of pics taken on a PHONE of a bunch of no marks sucking on some dim sum mixed in with some official pap snaps of a nothing in particular exit from a nothing in particular party?

    Oh goody.

    Urfugginjokin Fri, 29/01/2010 - 11:24
  • she looks to be about a 10-pinter.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 29/01/2010 - 11:10
  • What you mean by combining minging hair extensions with a minging fat mate.....I appreciated it as well

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 29/01/2010 - 11:05
  • nice accessorising, chantelle, you fucking dolt.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 29/01/2010 - 10:58
  • I may be displaying a bit of ignorance here but who is this bird \ bloke? is she \ he some famous transexual ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 29/01/2010 - 10:45
  • WARNING!!!

    jiggerycock Fri, 29/01/2010 - 10:30
  • Class. Pure class. In fact it's so classy you can almost hear it, or is that just the noise of a single, lonely brain cell rattling about looking for a mate?

    slug Fri, 29/01/2010 - 10:23
  • Class. Pure class. In fact it's so classy you can almost hear it, or is that just the noise of a single, lonely brain cell rattling about looking for a mate?

    slug Fri, 29/01/2010 - 10:23
  • WARNING!!!

    jiggerycock Fri, 29/01/2010 - 10:30
  • I may be displaying a bit of ignorance here but who is this bird \ bloke? is she \ he some famous transexual ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 29/01/2010 - 10:45
  • nice accessorising, chantelle, you fucking dolt.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 29/01/2010 - 10:58
  • What you mean by combining minging hair extensions with a minging fat mate.....I appreciated it as well

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 29/01/2010 - 11:05
  • she looks to be about a 10-pinter.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 29/01/2010 - 11:10
  • Is this a bunch of pics taken on a PHONE of a bunch of no marks sucking on some dim sum mixed in with some official pap snaps of a nothing in particular exit from a nothing in particular party?

    Oh goody.

    Urfugginjokin Fri, 29/01/2010 - 11:24
  • What is the point of these two blonde twats? and how come there is a "management company" out there willing to look after their career? what fucking career is that exactly? you pointless pair of numpties.

    kermits Fri, 29/01/2010 - 12:09
  • I refer to my earlier question....who\what is it ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 29/01/2010 - 12:26
  • Obviously confused the Mayfair Hotel with the local Yates'.

    toady Fri, 29/01/2010 - 13:12
  • The one with her eyes closed was married to Preston from the Ordinary Boys. The prego one is, erm, yeah.....dunno.

    tescopop Fri, 29/01/2010 - 13:36
  • What's this story got to do with the photos of Robbie Savage?

    wallyraffles Fri, 29/01/2010 - 14:34
  • Putting aside Gonzo (Chantelle) the thing that is most annoying about this article is Nicola McLean getting another mention like she is a celebrity, cannot stand her with her small currant like eyes, she is bitchy and is thriving on Jordan's split with Andre, by hanging around with him all the time. She is making Andre look like a bigger loser than he already is, if he stopped hanging around with her then she wouldn't get in the press so much. Quite pathetic.

    scone Fri, 29/01/2010 - 15:03
  • 10 pints of lard....the chubby bitch

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 29/01/2010 - 16:49
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    Auroras Nails Thu, 22/04/2010 - 06:31
  • I remember she caused a big fuss when she stayed at several luxurious hotels in Melbourne last year. She certainly has had better days for pictures. At least she isn't as awful as Paris Hilton.

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  • thank

    erkunal Sat, 12/03/2011 - 09:18
  • I was just browsing the parking in central london website when I found your article here. I think it's quite hard to be a celebrity and want a vacation because paparazzi seem to move very fast if they find out at what hotel you are staying.

    doctorjekyl Thu, 17/03/2011 - 20:03

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