Chantelle Houghton pouts for a change
Big Blurgh
Fri, 29/01/2010 - 10:11 by HM writerWhile Peter Andre was launching a coffee with milk in it and applying for a job in Costa earlier this week, the other hot name from his management Chantelle Houghton was working hard by, er, quaffing several glasses of cava and clutching her Blackberry which hasn't rung since 2007 (and even then it was just her mum) at The May Fair Hotel...
Thankfully for us this morning, she's given up on her pursuit to look like the mirror reflection of Jocelyn Wildenstein and probably accepting she'll never look that fabulous. Prrrrrrrrrrr....
Meanwhile, we hope that Tanya MacIntosh is surviving the winter, because we haven't seen her for quite a while and usually she's perched outside the hotel ready to pounce on literally anyone. Literally anyone....
Anyway, Chantelle was enjoying a well-earned break form her hectic schedule of fuck all with a friend who may have been Katy Brand in a blonde wig as she prepared for next week's big gig. Launching and serving a batch of new recipe cheese and onion pasties in a Greggs in Peckham. It'll be mobbed! Best of luck, love...
Edit: Apologies, Chantelle was actually serving a purpose as she was attending NIcola McLean's baby shower yesterday... (Nicola, who may also be with the same management).See you on Monday for our free pasty!

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Putting aside Gonzo (Chantelle) the thing that is most annoying about this article is Nicola McLean getting another mention like she is a celebrity, cannot stand her with her small currant like eyes, she is bitchy and is thriving on Jordan's split with Andre, by hanging around with him all the time. She is making Andre look like a bigger loser than he already is, if he stopped hanging around with her then she wouldn't get in the press so much. Quite pathetic.
What's this story got to do with the photos of Robbie Savage?
The one with her eyes closed was married to Preston from the Ordinary Boys. The prego one is, erm, yeah.....dunno.
Obviously confused the Mayfair Hotel with the local Yates'.
I refer to my earlier question....who\what is it ?
What is the point of these two blonde twats? and how come there is a "management company" out there willing to look after their career? what fucking career is that exactly? you pointless pair of numpties.
Is this a bunch of pics taken on a PHONE of a bunch of no marks sucking on some dim sum mixed in with some official pap snaps of a nothing in particular exit from a nothing in particular party?
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she looks to be about a 10-pinter.
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I may be displaying a bit of ignorance here but who is this bird \ bloke? is she \ he some famous transexual ?
nice accessorising, chantelle, you fucking dolt.
What you mean by combining minging hair extensions with a minging fat mate.....I appreciated it as well
she looks to be about a 10-pinter.
Is this a bunch of pics taken on a PHONE of a bunch of no marks sucking on some dim sum mixed in with some official pap snaps of a nothing in particular exit from a nothing in particular party?
Oh goody.
What is the point of these two blonde twats? and how come there is a "management company" out there willing to look after their career? what fucking career is that exactly? you pointless pair of numpties.
I refer to my earlier question....who\what is it ?
Obviously confused the Mayfair Hotel with the local Yates'.
The one with her eyes closed was married to Preston from the Ordinary Boys. The prego one is, erm, yeah.....dunno.
What's this story got to do with the photos of Robbie Savage?
Putting aside Gonzo (Chantelle) the thing that is most annoying about this article is Nicola McLean getting another mention like she is a celebrity, cannot stand her with her small currant like eyes, she is bitchy and is thriving on Jordan's split with Andre, by hanging around with him all the time. She is making Andre look like a bigger loser than he already is, if he stopped hanging around with her then she wouldn't get in the press so much. Quite pathetic.
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