THINE EYES!!
Wed, 07/10/2009 - 09:43 by HM writer

Arrggh! Is Chanelle Chantelle Houghton one botox injection/face-lift away from Jocelyn Wildenstein?

Chentelle and her melting face joined Peter Andre at the Mayfair Hotel yesterday after his launch of, 'Peter: The Next Chapter'. And if you thought that was all glitz and glamour, they were then greeted by NIcola McLean (eh?) and Mel B for dinner.

But the evening turned sour when Andre was confronted by Gary Cockerill, make-up artist to the stars (well, Michelle Heaton) and best friend to Katie Price, and his husband Phil Turner. After a member of Andre's entourage intervened, they flounced off to Embassy club, while Andre took Chantelle down the casino.

Cunt soup!

  • I think that at her money she can find a place were she would have some privacy and i saw hotels that can give you that. I must say she looks horrible and i got scared first time i saw the picture but now i`m sorry for her

    diaboliqt Wed, 30/03/2011 - 15:33
  • Chantelle Houghton has a lot of money to spend on hotels. she can try also the heathrow hotels with parking. great prices and best services. maybe she will have the time for a plastic surgery, it is necessary.

    yasmine Wed, 09/02/2011 - 13:57
  • Chantelle caused some fuss last year I think spending a lot of money on room service in Wellington hotels, I can't blame her though, those hotels are really grand. Hopefully she will give the botex a rest when she sees how everybody is reacting to it.

    AliceWonderland Tue, 21/09/2010 - 19:15
  • ‘My nan always used to like a celeb funeral...’

    ... I think we all do

    headcheeze Thu, 08/10/2009 - 14:54
  • what a bunch of wogs!

    dancingworm Thu, 08/10/2009 - 01:14
  • I hate this cunt for just breathing. Someone sort it out please. My nan always used to like a celeb funeral...

    Blartmonster Wed, 07/10/2009 - 23:41
  • Thanks Ive just had a 1980s flash back with Thatcher , punk , Di and Charles ,Double Diamond, 3000000 unemployed, Stars On Sunday and football riots , those were the days

    carbon cowboy Wed, 07/10/2009 - 23:24
  • Who is Chantelle and why are there 20 pictures?

    BustySinclair Wed, 07/10/2009 - 14:35
  • A launch party for his new shit programme , WTF??????? Jesus HC, where the fuck does the money come from for this? Who the fuck pays for it?
    I can only think of a similair situation to the E.U 1980's butter mountain (free at your local post office ,back in the day)
    These events are surely supported by a mountain of Blue Nun, Lambrini and Concorde, because none of the cunts have class and will drink anything short of lightner fluid and their dead nan's piss ( thats to come at the end of their '''careers''')

    the flange Wed, 07/10/2009 - 13:44
  • Savaged by a moth.

    kwebb Wed, 07/10/2009 - 12:12
  • "confronted by Gary Cockerill" eh? that must have been truly terrifying experience.

    what on earth did he say i wonder.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 07/10/2009 - 12:05
  • Bravo HM- that revolting Chantelle is turning into Wildenstein and is as attractive as my labrador's turd.

    kermits Wed, 07/10/2009 - 11:34
  • All bets are off.

    kwebb Wed, 07/10/2009 - 11:04
  • 'Andre took Chantelle down the casino'

    Well I've never heard it called THAT before!

    jiggerycock Wed, 07/10/2009 - 10:07
  • 'Andre took Chantelle down the casino'

    Well I've never heard it called THAT before!

    jiggerycock Wed, 07/10/2009 - 10:07
  • All bets are off.

    kwebb Wed, 07/10/2009 - 11:04
  • Bravo HM- that revolting Chantelle is turning into Wildenstein and is as attractive as my labrador's turd.

    kermits Wed, 07/10/2009 - 11:34
  • "confronted by Gary Cockerill" eh? that must have been truly terrifying experience.

    what on earth did he say i wonder.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 07/10/2009 - 12:05
  • Savaged by a moth.

    kwebb Wed, 07/10/2009 - 12:12
  • A launch party for his new shit programme , WTF??????? Jesus HC, where the fuck does the money come from for this? Who the fuck pays for it?
    I can only think of a similair situation to the E.U 1980's butter mountain (free at your local post office ,back in the day)
    These events are surely supported by a mountain of Blue Nun, Lambrini and Concorde, because none of the cunts have class and will drink anything short of lightner fluid and their dead nan's piss ( thats to come at the end of their '''careers''')

    the flange Wed, 07/10/2009 - 13:44
  • Who is Chantelle and why are there 20 pictures?

    BustySinclair Wed, 07/10/2009 - 14:35
  • Thanks Ive just had a 1980s flash back with Thatcher , punk , Di and Charles ,Double Diamond, 3000000 unemployed, Stars On Sunday and football riots , those were the days

    carbon cowboy Wed, 07/10/2009 - 23:24
  • I hate this cunt for just breathing. Someone sort it out please. My nan always used to like a celeb funeral...

    Blartmonster Wed, 07/10/2009 - 23:41
  • what a bunch of wogs!

    dancingworm Thu, 08/10/2009 - 01:14
  • ‘My nan always used to like a celeb funeral...’

    ... I think we all do

    headcheeze Thu, 08/10/2009 - 14:54
  • Chantelle caused some fuss last year I think spending a lot of money on room service in Wellington hotels, I can't blame her though, those hotels are really grand. Hopefully she will give the botex a rest when she sees how everybody is reacting to it.

    AliceWonderland Tue, 21/09/2010 - 19:15
  • Chantelle Houghton has a lot of money to spend on hotels. she can try also the heathrow hotels with parking. great prices and best services. maybe she will have the time for a plastic surgery, it is necessary.

    yasmine Wed, 09/02/2011 - 13:57
  • I think that at her money she can find a place were she would have some privacy and i saw hotels that can give you that. I must say she looks horrible and i got scared first time i saw the picture but now i`m sorry for her

    diaboliqt Wed, 30/03/2011 - 15:33

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