Chantelle Houghton promotes a fight impotence campaign, too much irony

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Chantelle Houghton is helping you fight impotence

Pic of the day!

Wed, 02/06/2010 - 15:12 by

Using Chantelle Houghton to help reduce impotence is like using Tiger Woods to help reduce adultery, or using Peaches Geldof to promote class - it's just going to make matters worse. PETA really didn't put a lot of thought into their anti-meat impotence campaign...

Seriously, what fucking idiot came up with this idea?

If anything's going to make men impotent, it's the sight of Chantelle squeezing a hot dog in her hands - not eating meat.

Rather than spend more than a fiver on an attractive, famous face to promote their campaign, they went for the cheap, irrelevant ex-Big Brother contestant with the face pumped with so much plastic that she can only stretch her lips a millimetre wide. Or is it just that she has a history with impotence? Preston, is there something you want to tell us?

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Comments

She's a fucking cheap whore who'd sell her granny and kids to get her fugly fizzog in OK magazine
koshmar Sat, 05/06/2010 - 23:00
Any fruit, actually. Same as for fanny batter
koshmar Sat, 05/06/2010 - 22:58
Vegetarians fucking stink
whereswaldo Thu, 03/06/2010 - 21:54
Fuck me, that Chantelle is so gross- put her down. That pink lipstick has got to go...
kermits Thu, 03/06/2010 - 14:20
she looks like she is slowly melting herself and the result is a combination of the Hilton sisters only minus the wonky eye
cocknocker Thu, 03/06/2010 - 13:04
If eating meat means I don't get anywhere near this shag-sack, I'm off to turn my colon into a meat sweater.
jiggerycock Thu, 03/06/2010 - 09:17
PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals?
dandyboy Thu, 03/06/2010 - 09:01
PETA are scraping the barrel a bit, aren't they?
I've never once been out with a meat-eater with erectile dysfunction. Oddly enough, I have been out with a vegetarian who did have a slight issue with getting it up.

By the way, this means that PETA are talking bollocks, what with my extensive research into the matter consisting of shagging people.
retrovertigo Wed, 02/06/2010 - 23:21
Awwwww...... Bless!
Give the bitch a break.
She's not had more than the odd advertorial in NOW magazine for the last 18 months.
She's got to pay for the tits somehow.
And I'm sure there'll be some 14 yr old boys in Ongar who think she's well fit.
Sadly....... not the target market....... but hey, not everyone's a winner!
whothehellamiagain Wed, 02/06/2010 - 18:13
Really? Then this weekend it will be penis coladas all round (with a free sparkler down the japs eye during happy hour).
bellendercarlisle Wed, 02/06/2010 - 17:32
Apparently pineapple makes man milk taste delicious.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 02/06/2010 - 17:04
So if I eat loads of ribs and burgers, can I cum in your mouth ?
BonnyWill Wed, 02/06/2010 - 16:08
The real hotdogs never ever look like they do in the ads do they?
elbow Wed, 02/06/2010 - 16:04
Wait...what? Is there any proof to say that eating meat causes impotence? I mean, it's hardly a wide-ranging study, but I've done sex with two veges in the past, and while neither of them had erectile dysfunction, one of them was really rubbish and the other one had deeply unappetising spunk. It tasted like old cabbage.

So, PETA, stick that in yer pipe and smoke it.
tescopop Wed, 02/06/2010 - 16:03

Wait...what? Is there any proof to say that eating meat causes impotence? I mean, it's hardly a wide-ranging study, but I've done sex with two veges in the past, and while neither of them had erectile dysfunction, one of them was really rubbish and the other one had deeply unappetising spunk. It tasted like old cabbage.

So, PETA, stick that in yer pipe and smoke it.
tescopop Wed, 02/06/2010 - 16:03
The real hotdogs never ever look like they do in the ads do they?
elbow Wed, 02/06/2010 - 16:04
So if I eat loads of ribs and burgers, can I cum in your mouth ?
BonnyWill Wed, 02/06/2010 - 16:08
Apparently pineapple makes man milk taste delicious.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 02/06/2010 - 17:04
Really? Then this weekend it will be penis coladas all round (with a free sparkler down the japs eye during happy hour).
bellendercarlisle Wed, 02/06/2010 - 17:32
Awwwww...... Bless!
Give the bitch a break.
She's not had more than the odd advertorial in NOW magazine for the last 18 months.
She's got to pay for the tits somehow.
And I'm sure there'll be some 14 yr old boys in Ongar who think she's well fit.
Sadly....... not the target market....... but hey, not everyone's a winner!
whothehellamiagain Wed, 02/06/2010 - 18:13
PETA are scraping the barrel a bit, aren't they?
I've never once been out with a meat-eater with erectile dysfunction. Oddly enough, I have been out with a vegetarian who did have a slight issue with getting it up.

By the way, this means that PETA are talking bollocks, what with my extensive research into the matter consisting of shagging people.
retrovertigo Wed, 02/06/2010 - 23:21
PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals?
dandyboy Thu, 03/06/2010 - 09:01
If eating meat means I don't get anywhere near this shag-sack, I'm off to turn my colon into a meat sweater.
jiggerycock Thu, 03/06/2010 - 09:17
she looks like she is slowly melting herself and the result is a combination of the Hilton sisters only minus the wonky eye
cocknocker Thu, 03/06/2010 - 13:04
Fuck me, that Chantelle is so gross- put her down. That pink lipstick has got to go...
kermits Thu, 03/06/2010 - 14:20
Vegetarians fucking stink
whereswaldo Thu, 03/06/2010 - 21:54
Any fruit, actually. Same as for fanny batter
koshmar Sat, 05/06/2010 - 22:58
She's a fucking cheap whore who'd sell her granny and kids to get her fugly fizzog in OK magazine
koshmar Sat, 05/06/2010 - 23:00