With enough baby oil & talc anything is possible.....

I think it is Body off Baywatch Face off Crimewatch.

Dear Mr Dodd's Dad's Dog
What is a BOBFOC?
Lots of love
Tescopop
xxx

The mind, it doth boggle. Perhaps when one owns the Birkin in every colour, and enough Lancome Juicy Tubes to fill a jacuzzi, one cares not for such things as 'respect', 'love' and 'companionship' that us normal people think are important in relationships.

Meanwhile, in the real world, if Mr Tesco spitroasted some slagbag, he'd have to give me more than a fucking handbag and a week in Greece, I'll tell you that for free. (For once, on A.Cole's side, that mahoosive sorry-I-put-it-in-a-hairdresser rock was a pretty good one. Of course, not-putting-it-in-a-hairdresser would have been a better gift.)

Give it another 2 days and the discharge will be eating its way through the material. You could probably smell it if you were there, even through the haze of 40 Bensons and Hedges and copious sprayings of Kylie's EDT (£2.95 for 100ml at Poundstretcher)

How can you tell her gash is unwashed through those 'shorts' ? Do you have superpowers?

Too right, looks like him and Sol Campbell have gone out for a few transvestite pints

No, that's known as a FLUG - Fucking Lardy Unwashed Gash

I believe that the bulge in Pic 4 is known as a FUPA (fat upper pubic area)

Rev you are naughty. Is it possible to 'kick back in leather?' Doesn't it get sweaty?
Absolutely Tesco, what right-minded woman would consider that marrying some pretty boy who will be screwing every woman under 30 (or over 50, if you're Rooney, but he could hardly be called 'pretty') behind your back, a 'career'?

jesus fucking christ in heaven.

look at the size of that bulge :(

Some say fear.......others say illegitimate children :(

Don't you roll from town to town - spreading the fear?

Hey ! the preacher is already here.

Goddammit - that was the oufit I was going to wear for when the preacher rolled into town...... re-think I think!

i can definitely feel an afternoon wank coming on x

That's not a gut...THAT'S A GUNT!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!

If you offered one of these fuckwits a pen they'd probably stick it in their mouth and wait for a light. Daft cunts.

Blooargh! The old tight top and bulging gut combo is never a good look.

you never see them signing autographs, do you?

Pic 4 - You, yes you in the black - NOOOOOOOOOOO ! ! ! !

Too fucking right, Huxy. Tis truly a sorry state of affairs when teenage girls would rather be a WAG or a glamour* model than, ooh, a scientist or a teacher. It makes me very sad.

*I have never understood the use of the word 'glamour' in this context.

BOBFOC. Ms. Uchea's wondrous breasts are rendered worthless, as she has what appears to be the face of Carlton Palmer hovering above them.

How about a mildly intelligent, slightly overpaid, booze/nicotiene-fuelled idiot who likes to kick back in leather ?

I'm sorry but what the fuck do they look like? It's just wrong.

"WAG hopeful". Is there any more depressing phrase in the English language? If I ever aspire to marry some brain dead, vastly overpaid, testosterone-fueled idiot whose claim to fame is kicking a bit of inflated leather around for 90 minutes, please shoot me. Anyway, it would never happen- I'm over 30 and my tits and tan are both real.