Charley Uchea and Shrek at Funky Buddha club
Big Blurgh
Wed, 21/10/2009 - 09:00 by HM writerCharley Uchea was just trying to have a quiet and civilised night out when she became surrounded by paparazzi who went all up in her face which caused her breasts to just burst right out of her minimal top like a scene from a Carry On film. Poor Charley but luckily she had Shrek on hand with his feeble attempt to restore calm. It was almost as if he didn't want to stop the photographers...
But surely that can't be right. And is it just us or is there something strangely familiar about this situation?
Anyway, Charley was clearly hating all the flashing bulbs and attention, obviously unaware that both her tits were hanging out. We bet she'll be utterly mortified when she wakes up in the morning. Mortified that the paps only got two and half pictures out of ten of her bare breasts.
Despite that, it was a reasonably more dignified night out from all the others as she didn't end it sprawled out on the pavement, being pulled over for suspected drink driving before saying it was 'cos she's black' or trying to pull out another girl's hair extensions with her teeth...
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Pics 4 & 6, that pap doesn't give two fucks Charlie, even with your nips trying to stare him out; now bugger off.
I am cringing in my seet right now because you have reminded me of early 20s youth AKA stumbling out of club so drunk you have gone home with Shrek. I am not gay but she has nice titties!
Fuck me, nice norks.
People seem to be sheepish about the fact they still 'would'. I would jump at the chance too, yet that doesn't mean she's attractive, decent or any less worthy of being thrown off of the White Cliff of Dover for anything less than a good giggle...
What a fucking ugly bastard. With a face as attractive as her famous untalented cousin Kieron Richardson, she needs all the fucking help she can get. As odious and hateful as Goody...
The last time I saw tits like that, one of them was a transvestite cage fighter...
Signing on & sucking off, perhaps?
She is not an attractive woman but she does have fantastic tits. How do these people make a living as they don't seem to have a job of any description. Surely they can't make that much money out of being on Big Brother once.
loser
Nice tits but very hairy arms.still....yeah
What a tremendous pair of knockers although she's an odious person and a terrible bully. I'd fuck her though.
are your baps that big?
I genuinely have no idea who she is but my baps are always jumping out of my clothese when they see a camera whilst I like this girl never even notice, its an easy faux pas to make.
Don't let her throw those plastic things on a football pitch.
Jesus, whos that fella?? He looks like Rocky from the film The Mask !! maybe he sat on a foot pump?? Nice tits tho, hers not his.
She's a dumb-brained-media-grabbing-slapper, but my gosh, are those breasts suckable!
That's Chris Moyles. Don't know the bloke.
Is that all she's got? A pair of tits swinging about like two pork chops? She wants to visit Morrison's and see if they've got any vacancies instead of arseing about.
He looks like he was pulled from the womb with a torque wrench
That is one fugly bint. With quite nice jugs. And bod'. Shit, I think I'd do 'er. Oh Fuck.
how very sad indeed, prostituting herself for attention.Women the world over must be very proud. How do these people still remain in our view?
I was thinking that. It's a thyroid problem isn't it? He's got to be physically deformed to look like that.
How is it possible for a man with a head that big to walk upright?
I wish I was this classy.
She looks like stage 4 in one of those "how crystal meth destroys your life" warning ads
good boobs, mind
is she off big brother?
still would.
Isn't that old Stelios from Easyjet?
Fucking hell, she's ugly.
Fucking hell, she's ugly.
Isn't that old Stelios from Easyjet?
is she off big brother?
still would.
good boobs, mind
She looks like stage 4 in one of those "how crystal meth destroys your life" warning ads
I wish I was this classy.
How is it possible for a man with a head that big to walk upright?
I was thinking that. It's a thyroid problem isn't it? He's got to be physically deformed to look like that.
how very sad indeed, prostituting herself for attention.Women the world over must be very proud. How do these people still remain in our view?
That is one fugly bint. With quite nice jugs. And bod'. Shit, I think I'd do 'er. Oh Fuck.
He looks like he was pulled from the womb with a torque wrench
Is that all she's got? A pair of tits swinging about like two pork chops? She wants to visit Morrison's and see if they've got any vacancies instead of arseing about.
That's Chris Moyles. Don't know the bloke.
She's a dumb-brained-media-grabbing-slapper, but my gosh, are those breasts suckable!
Jesus, whos that fella?? He looks like Rocky from the film The Mask !! maybe he sat on a foot pump?? Nice tits tho, hers not his.
Don't let her throw those plastic things on a football pitch.
I genuinely have no idea who she is but my baps are always jumping out of my clothese when they see a camera whilst I like this girl never even notice, its an easy faux pas to make.
are your baps that big?
What a tremendous pair of knockers although she's an odious person and a terrible bully. I'd fuck her though.
Nice tits but very hairy arms.still....yeah
loser
She is not an attractive woman but she does have fantastic tits. How do these people make a living as they don't seem to have a job of any description. Surely they can't make that much money out of being on Big Brother once.
Signing on & sucking off, perhaps?
What a fucking ugly bastard. With a face as attractive as her famous untalented cousin Kieron Richardson, she needs all the fucking help she can get. As odious and hateful as Goody...
The last time I saw tits like that, one of them was a transvestite cage fighter...
People seem to be sheepish about the fact they still 'would'. I would jump at the chance too, yet that doesn't mean she's attractive, decent or any less worthy of being thrown off of the White Cliff of Dover for anything less than a good giggle...
Fuck me, nice norks.
I am cringing in my seet right now because you have reminded me of early 20s youth AKA stumbling out of club so drunk you have gone home with Shrek. I am not gay but she has nice titties!
Pics 4 & 6, that pap doesn't give two fucks Charlie, even with your nips trying to stare him out; now bugger off.