Charley Uchea boobs 'accidentally' fall out for the paps

1 of 10 - Charley Uchea and Shrek at Funky Buddha club

Big Blurgh

Wed, 21/10/2009 - 09:00 By Mopsa

Charley Uchea was just trying to have a quiet and civilised night out when she became surrounded by paparazzi who went all up in her face which caused her breasts to just burst right out of her minimal top like a scene from a Carry On film. Poor Charley but luckily she had Shrek on hand with his feeble attempt to restore calm. It was almost as if he didn't want to stop the photographers...

But surely that can't be right. And is it just us or is there something strangely familiar about this situation?

Anyway, Charley was clearly hating all the flashing bulbs and attention, obviously unaware that both her tits were hanging out. We bet she'll be utterly mortified when she wakes up in the morning. Mortified that the paps only got two and half pictures out of ten of her bare breasts.

Despite that, it was a reasonably more dignified night out from all the others as she didn't end it sprawled out on the pavement, being pulled over for suspected drink driving before saying it was 'cos she's black' or trying to pull out another girl's hair extensions with her teeth...