Charlie Uchea pops out for a cigarette

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Big Bluuurrrgghhhhhhhh
Wed, 05/08/2009 - 10:01 by HM writer
It was all glamour and sophistication at the Vendome club in London last night. It only took one Barcardi Breezer for Big Brother's 'Is it 'cos I'm black?' Charlie Uchea to get her breasts out while she had a cigarette in her car. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace looked less orange than usual but that might have been because she was about to be sick (pic 5)...

The ex-BB contestants and someone called Master Shortie spent the evening in Vendome before making utter fools of themselves when they left and making everyone between London and Essex collectively sigh with relief that they stayed in last night...

Soup ahoy!

Big Brother, Celebrity Boobs, Naked Celebrities, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, Charley Uchea

Comments

  • She is such an attention seeker!!! Maybe she doesn’t even realize that… I remember when she puked up in one of those public cigarette bins, at least I think it was her, one of the ex Big Brother contestants anyway.

    AliceWonderland Sat, 07/11/2009 - 01:41

  • I can see just about everything BUT the cigarette :)

    That's some seriously nice poppage...

    Johnny Blaze
    Halo Electronic Cigarettes

    halox Wed, 12/08/2009 - 19:44

  • There's the mark of a classy bird - a saliva-infused, badly-made roll-up fag

    Blartmonster Wed, 05/08/2009 - 22:24

  • God alone knows, Thora Hird resurrrected can't imagine the state of the country. Although she often appeared on the front of the Rochdale Herald. With her tits out,smoking a fag

    SelectiveInvective Wed, 05/08/2009 - 18:32

  • Did she used to be on "Songs of Praise" ?

    bystander Wed, 05/08/2009 - 15:28

  • The first picture is the best where you just see tit but thankfully cannot see her dog ugly face. Yet another ugly bitch who thinks she's pretty!

    GMAN007 Wed, 05/08/2009 - 15:00

  • It's at this point in our decline as a civilisation that people start to say "Well perhaps Jade Goody wasn't all that bad. At least we never saw her driving a car, three sheets to the wind, with her tits out, while smoking a fag." I believe scientists are currently doing experiments crossbreeding selected UK chavs/celebs with cabbages and various mixed veg in an effort to improve the national gene pool. With promising results.

    SelectiveInvective Wed, 05/08/2009 - 14:46

  • Jesus that is one ugly motherfucker. If that had been an animal born like that it would have been flushed down the bog. And what sort of fucking name is Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace?? She fucking made that up, right?

    Classy...

    Blartmonster Wed, 05/08/2009 - 14:35

  • Who the fuck is this ugly crack whore ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 05/08/2009 - 13:57

  • I'm glad Charlie's following the golden fashion rule, show either your tits or your cunt, but never both...oh...

    fosterprops Wed, 05/08/2009 - 13:45

  • It must be awful for this silly whore, resembling Mike Tyson with a boob job!!

    Ellectrika Wed, 05/08/2009 - 13:43

  • Let's have more pics of birds with their tits out please.
    It's what the readers want.

    Dolly Dagger Wed, 05/08/2009 - 12:11

  • She looks like the result of a one night stand between King Stitt and Susan Tully. Hideous.

    unclebullshit Wed, 05/08/2009 - 11:37

  • She either has no knickers on.....or black fuzzy underwear.

    Could you please stop updating us with pics of non entitities getting their awful tits out

    SotC1 Wed, 05/08/2009 - 10:35

  • Grim x 11

    dickiedaviseyes Wed, 05/08/2009 - 10:24

  • Grim x 11

    dickiedaviseyes Wed, 05/08/2009 - 10:24

  • She either has no knickers on.....or black fuzzy underwear.

    Could you please stop updating us with pics of non entitities getting their awful tits out

    SotC1 Wed, 05/08/2009 - 10:35

  • She looks like the result of a one night stand between King Stitt and Susan Tully. Hideous.

    unclebullshit Wed, 05/08/2009 - 11:37

  • Let's have more pics of birds with their tits out please.
    It's what the readers want.

    Dolly Dagger Wed, 05/08/2009 - 12:11

  • It must be awful for this silly whore, resembling Mike Tyson with a boob job!!

    Ellectrika Wed, 05/08/2009 - 13:43

  • I'm glad Charlie's following the golden fashion rule, show either your tits or your cunt, but never both...oh...

    fosterprops Wed, 05/08/2009 - 13:45

  • Who the fuck is this ugly crack whore ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 05/08/2009 - 13:57

  • Jesus that is one ugly motherfucker. If that had been an animal born like that it would have been flushed down the bog. And what sort of fucking name is Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace?? She fucking made that up, right?

    Classy...

    Blartmonster Wed, 05/08/2009 - 14:35

  • It's at this point in our decline as a civilisation that people start to say "Well perhaps Jade Goody wasn't all that bad. At least we never saw her driving a car, three sheets to the wind, with her tits out, while smoking a fag." I believe scientists are currently doing experiments crossbreeding selected UK chavs/celebs with cabbages and various mixed veg in an effort to improve the national gene pool. With promising results.

    SelectiveInvective Wed, 05/08/2009 - 14:46

  • The first picture is the best where you just see tit but thankfully cannot see her dog ugly face. Yet another ugly bitch who thinks she's pretty!

    GMAN007 Wed, 05/08/2009 - 15:00

  • Did she used to be on "Songs of Praise" ?

    bystander Wed, 05/08/2009 - 15:28

  • God alone knows, Thora Hird resurrrected can't imagine the state of the country. Although she often appeared on the front of the Rochdale Herald. With her tits out,smoking a fag

    SelectiveInvective Wed, 05/08/2009 - 18:32

  • There's the mark of a classy bird - a saliva-infused, badly-made roll-up fag

    Blartmonster Wed, 05/08/2009 - 22:24

  • I can see just about everything BUT the cigarette :)

    That's some seriously nice poppage...

    Johnny Blaze
    Halo Electronic Cigarettes

    halox Wed, 12/08/2009 - 19:44

  • She is such an attention seeker!!! Maybe she doesn’t even realize that… I remember when she puked up in one of those public cigarette bins, at least I think it was her, one of the ex Big Brother contestants anyway.

    AliceWonderland Sat, 07/11/2009 - 01:41

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