Monster?
Tue, 27/10/2009 - 13:58 by Harry Bow

While Wino and Kelly Jones were getting rat-faced (™ Mark Croft) in London last night, Hollywood put on a more civilised show...

Largely thanks to the fact that Lindsay Lohan was otherwise engaged (i.e not invited), the Hollywood Awards Gala Ceremony was a seemingly well-mannered affair...

Held in Beverly Hills, the 13th annual bash honoured Robert De Niro, Hilary Swank, Julianne Moore, Carey Mulligan, Zachary Quinto and Bradley Cooper, while Katy Perry Zooey Deschanel, Diane Kruger, Kate Beckinsale and Tony from Skins looked on.

 

Charlize Theron presented the Breakthrough Actor gong to Jeremy Renner, whom IMDB claims is 5' 10", but who we suspect is actually even smaller than Kelly Jones.

 

Does the celeb-hugger have a twin?

 

 


  • I would definitely drop a consignment of manfat on Charlize Theron.

    Mr Beefy Tue, 27/10/2009 - 23:05
  • Her real name is Skrakwonoff

    BigPhil Tue, 27/10/2009 - 20:00
  • "swank" FFS.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 27/10/2009 - 14:50
  • "swank" FFS.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 27/10/2009 - 14:50
  • Her real name is Skrakwonoff

    BigPhil Tue, 27/10/2009 - 20:00
  • I would definitely drop a consignment of manfat on Charlize Theron.

    Mr Beefy Tue, 27/10/2009 - 23:05

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