Charlotte Church jealous of Susie Amy, Gavin Henson goes to Benidorm

Susie Amy and Gavin Henson and Charlotte Church

Crazy Prick

Tue, 01/06/2010 - 10:57 by HM writer

Just a few days after the SENSATIONAL split of Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson, causing 'fans of the couple' (i.e Tanya MacIntosh) to contemplate taking their own lives, Henson has flown to Benidorm with the lads after being vaguely linked to Susie Amy, most famous for playing Chardonnay who succumbs to anorexia in 'Footballers' Wives'...

Henson and Amy met while filming reality TV show, '71 Degrees North', which involves Z-list celebrities trekking to the North Pole and sounds even worse than CelebAir.

But Amy's spokesperson has denied the reports, claiming that the actress has boyfriend and is "very happy".

Meanwhile, Henson has flown off to Benidorm after only recently returning from a recent trip to LA with the lads, with a source on his flight on Sunday saying:

"Gavin seemed really subdued all through the flight. His mates were trying to cheer him up but he didn't really seem interested.

"He's got a reputation for being a party boy when he wants, but he seemed really quite shy and looked like he just wanted to get away from it all."

We're sure after a few jugs of Sangria through a straw it won't be long until it descends into something similar to this...

Celebrity Infidelity, Charlotte Church pictures, Gavin Henson, Charlotte Church

Comments

Fucking hell, it's like a tanned pirhana.

And I grew up in Paignton, so when I first saw an actual sex scene (can't remember what in), I was very disappointed that it didn't look how it did on mucky seaside postcards.
retrovertigo Wed, 02/06/2010 - 01:10
If we're all doing Top Trumps with happy reminiscences of warped fucking on film, my vote goes the the recently departed St. Dennis of Hopper as Frank Booth inflicting agonies on La Rossellini whilst all the time sucking up the laughing gas.
huxylady Tue, 01/06/2010 - 15:44
Charlotte is peng , that Susie one has tits like spacehoppers , dopey gavin is always injured.
grange Tue, 01/06/2010 - 14:53
That clip of Falaraki- what a fucking shithole- fat lads in tight vests, some slags in nurse outfits, dancing to La Macarena... where's Osama when you need him?
kermits Tue, 01/06/2010 - 14:22
I'll see your rapist dwarf and raise the entire series of "Bouquet of Barbed Wire", although Frank Finlay is a bit of a dwarf....( I was VERY young!)
laurawump Tue, 01/06/2010 - 13:48
Anyway, why the fuck has Suzy Amy got a 'spokesperson' ? It has to be her mum.In the future I'm going to get my mum to do all my posts on here as my official 'spokesperson'. Be prepared for even more clueless ramblings than usual.
huxylady Tue, 01/06/2010 - 12:31
Ok, Loving Walter wins, Jiggery. I miss the days when Channel 4 had tons of smut and used to put that sign up to let you know that there would be some decent filth in the programme.
huxylady Tue, 01/06/2010 - 12:21
I'll see your 'Singing Detective' and raise you the scene where Walter was raped by a dwarf on the first night Channel Four started broadcasting.
jiggerycock Tue, 01/06/2010 - 11:50
I loved it too, although I am old enough to remember the 'rude scene' in Dennis Potter's Singing Detective which I managed to sneak a look at while the parent was elsewhere. I had no idea sex was so grunty and humpy. I won't go back to watching FW reruns now, I'd like to forever cherish my golden memory of Gillian Taylforth being biffed on the snooker table.
huxylady Tue, 01/06/2010 - 11:42
Gosh, I used to love Footballers' Wives. It was perhaps the rudest thing I ever saw apart from my stepmum's video of Lady Chatterley with Sean Bean in it. Every now and then, there are re-runs of FWs on Fiver. It is a lot shitter than I remember. Just goes to show, kids, you can never go home again.
tescopop Tue, 01/06/2010 - 11:16

Gosh, I used to love Footballers' Wives. It was perhaps the rudest thing I ever saw apart from my stepmum's video of Lady Chatterley with Sean Bean in it. Every now and then, there are re-runs of FWs on Fiver. It is a lot shitter than I remember. Just goes to show, kids, you can never go home again.
tescopop Tue, 01/06/2010 - 11:16
I loved it too, although I am old enough to remember the 'rude scene' in Dennis Potter's Singing Detective which I managed to sneak a look at while the parent was elsewhere. I had no idea sex was so grunty and humpy. I won't go back to watching FW reruns now, I'd like to forever cherish my golden memory of Gillian Taylforth being biffed on the snooker table.
huxylady Tue, 01/06/2010 - 11:42
I'll see your 'Singing Detective' and raise you the scene where Walter was raped by a dwarf on the first night Channel Four started broadcasting.
jiggerycock Tue, 01/06/2010 - 11:50
Ok, Loving Walter wins, Jiggery. I miss the days when Channel 4 had tons of smut and used to put that sign up to let you know that there would be some decent filth in the programme.
huxylady Tue, 01/06/2010 - 12:21
Anyway, why the fuck has Suzy Amy got a 'spokesperson' ? It has to be her mum.In the future I'm going to get my mum to do all my posts on here as my official 'spokesperson'. Be prepared for even more clueless ramblings than usual.
huxylady Tue, 01/06/2010 - 12:31
I'll see your rapist dwarf and raise the entire series of "Bouquet of Barbed Wire", although Frank Finlay is a bit of a dwarf....( I was VERY young!)
laurawump Tue, 01/06/2010 - 13:48
That clip of Falaraki- what a fucking shithole- fat lads in tight vests, some slags in nurse outfits, dancing to La Macarena... where's Osama when you need him?
kermits Tue, 01/06/2010 - 14:22
Charlotte is peng , that Susie one has tits like spacehoppers , dopey gavin is always injured.
grange Tue, 01/06/2010 - 14:53
If we're all doing Top Trumps with happy reminiscences of warped fucking on film, my vote goes the the recently departed St. Dennis of Hopper as Frank Booth inflicting agonies on La Rossellini whilst all the time sucking up the laughing gas.
huxylady Tue, 01/06/2010 - 15:44
Fucking hell, it's like a tanned pirhana.

And I grew up in Paignton, so when I first saw an actual sex scene (can't remember what in), I was very disappointed that it didn't look how it did on mucky seaside postcards.
retrovertigo Wed, 02/06/2010 - 01:10