Cheeky Pint
Mon, 02/11/2009 - 09:41 by HM writer

Just when you thought Halloween was over... The Cheeky Girls were celebrating their 27th birthday in a pub in Dublin, and recreated an eye-wateringingly terrifying scene not seen since this (and let us not forget this)...

The girls were obviously wearing every single cosmetic available from their own new brand, applied with a shovel, and showed off their enviable 9-year-old boy gymnast's figures in sequined underwear.

Unfortunately, Lempit Opik wasn't there to hand feed them cake *shudders* unlike their last party, though they found a Cheeky Boy to join them on singstar.

Obviously the postal strike was to blame for the empty dance-floor and tumbleweed billowing across it, as all those guests must have not received their invites and couldn't RSVP in time...

 

  • hasnt there fucking visas run out yet? come on Lembit get on the case you useless cunt

    fuckpump Fri, 06/11/2009 - 08:04
  • Not before I've given them both a sample of my Porridge....

    ken tate Wed, 04/11/2009 - 01:06
  • C'mon guys.in a world with Jordan,Marsh and Katona in it,are the Cheekies really so bad ?
    Cheap,cheerful and somewhat desperate but not evil incarnate,give them a break.Not their Mum though.(and yes,I would )

    tigerstail Tue, 03/11/2009 - 19:00
  • 27? No no no, that's not 27. That's more like 37. If they're 27, then I must still be in secondary school.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 02/11/2009 - 13:58
  • The guy in the orange tee-shirt is thinking "This is going to be so fucking easy".

    gagged Mon, 02/11/2009 - 12:51
  • What is Daniel Bedingfield doing there?

    kermits Mon, 02/11/2009 - 12:51
  • I wouldn't want any of these Romanian freaks to lay their heavily caked up face on my pristine Egyptian cotton pillows...

    kermits Mon, 02/11/2009 - 12:49
  • They always look window-licking gormless in every picture they are in.

    jiggerycock Mon, 02/11/2009 - 12:23
  • My exact first thought. Maybe dog years?

    Bitch Magnet Mon, 02/11/2009 - 11:05
  • the cheeky girls are only 27?

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 02/11/2009 - 10:14
  • the cheeky girls are only 27?

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 02/11/2009 - 10:14
  • My exact first thought. Maybe dog years?

    Bitch Magnet Mon, 02/11/2009 - 11:05
  • They always look window-licking gormless in every picture they are in.

    jiggerycock Mon, 02/11/2009 - 12:23
  • I wouldn't want any of these Romanian freaks to lay their heavily caked up face on my pristine Egyptian cotton pillows...

    kermits Mon, 02/11/2009 - 12:49
  • What is Daniel Bedingfield doing there?

    kermits Mon, 02/11/2009 - 12:51
  • The guy in the orange tee-shirt is thinking "This is going to be so fucking easy".

    gagged Mon, 02/11/2009 - 12:51
  • 27? No no no, that's not 27. That's more like 37. If they're 27, then I must still be in secondary school.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 02/11/2009 - 13:58
  • C'mon guys.in a world with Jordan,Marsh and Katona in it,are the Cheekies really so bad ?
    Cheap,cheerful and somewhat desperate but not evil incarnate,give them a break.Not their Mum though.(and yes,I would )

    tigerstail Tue, 03/11/2009 - 19:00
  • Not before I've given them both a sample of my Porridge....

    ken tate Wed, 04/11/2009 - 01:06
  • hasnt there fucking visas run out yet? come on Lembit get on the case you useless cunt

    fuckpump Fri, 06/11/2009 - 08:04

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