Cheeky slap
Fri, 30/10/2009 - 12:25 by HM writer

Ever wanted to look like you've just been shot in the face with Homer Simpson's make-up gun (set to 'Parisian prostitute')? Then why not sample some of the Cheeky Girl's cosmetics available from their brand new range...

The Cheekys were in Leeds to flog and even apply their own eye-shadow, nail varnish, lip gloss etc to the over-excited faces of teenage girls as their concerned parents informed them they're weren't allowed out like that. Having said that, most of their products are available at very reasonable prices, but probably once you've applied it (with a trowel - the Cheeky Girl way) it never comes off.

*Orders Cheeky Girls £1.50 Body Spray Blueberry & Blackcurrent for Mr Holy Moly's Christmas gift*

Unfortunately their french maid outfits and breast implants are not included...

  • I am a die-hard fan of Gabriela and nice to see her launching a new range of cosmetics for her fans. I am sure the product will be a great success as well. skin care products

    imwilliam Fri, 24/09/2010 - 15:07
  • Hi,

    I remember these girls. They are the cheeky ones. Love the looks and the body..sexy!

    Good luck to the girls who just launch there cosmetic lines. No doubt will buy one if I see them in the store.

    Lisa
    My Last Blog Post Revitol Stretch Mark Cream Review

    LisaOlson Sun, 15/08/2010 - 13:46
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    medha Thu, 08/07/2010 - 10:59
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    medha Tue, 06/07/2010 - 10:32
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    pinky121 Tue, 23/03/2010 - 12:49
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    peterson123456 Fri, 12/03/2010 - 12:21
  • Is this John and Edward in drag?

    Getagrip Mon, 02/11/2009 - 12:29
  • I'm more disturbed by the fact that looking in the background, people actually turned up for this.

    dandyboy Sun, 01/11/2009 - 03:46
  • And then you woke up...

    Blartmonster Sat, 31/10/2009 - 12:40
  • They give me the Horn.
    Love to impregnate both of them, at the same time, in one evening.

    ken tate Sat, 31/10/2009 - 01:31
  • Tacky slappers selling tacky slap. Mmmm, how does one market that?

    spandex Sat, 31/10/2009 - 00:04
  • Throw in 10CC's of Lembit Optic's facial jewellery and the look is complete

    jiggerycock Fri, 30/10/2009 - 15:12
  • They're probably wearing the full fucking range between them

    Blartmonster Fri, 30/10/2009 - 14:14
  • Pre-teen make-up along with the "50-somethings on a hen weekend in Riga" market

    Blartmonster Fri, 30/10/2009 - 14:14
  • Wait a minute. Make up? Which arsehole invested their life savings in this? Ridiculous. And what's it made out of? We're hardly talking Creme de le Mer. And is it targeted at kids? Lovely. I blame their mum. She really is a Nosferatu.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 30/10/2009 - 14:08
  • Eastern Bloc pole dancers?

    BustySinclair Fri, 30/10/2009 - 13:40
  • Recently unearthed childhood photo of Cheeky Girls

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 30/10/2009 - 13:14
  • Middle aged politicians I think

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 30/10/2009 - 13:13
  • Seriosuly, what is their target market?

    tescopop Fri, 30/10/2009 - 13:08
  • The pair of them reak of the Victorian fairground/freak show.

    kwebb Fri, 30/10/2009 - 12:55
  • where do you buy this stuff, clinton cards?

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 30/10/2009 - 12:52
  • Coming next - "Cheeky Girls Brillo pads"

    P.S. Pic 2 = Wonky-eyed Mong & Braying Donkey

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 30/10/2009 - 12:35
  • Coming next - "Cheeky Girls Brillo pads"

    P.S. Pic 2 = Wonky-eyed Mong & Braying Donkey

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 30/10/2009 - 12:35
  • where do you buy this stuff, clinton cards?

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 30/10/2009 - 12:52
  • The pair of them reak of the Victorian fairground/freak show.

    kwebb Fri, 30/10/2009 - 12:55
  • Seriosuly, what is their target market?

    tescopop Fri, 30/10/2009 - 13:08
  • Middle aged politicians I think

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 30/10/2009 - 13:13
  • Recently unearthed childhood photo of Cheeky Girls

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 30/10/2009 - 13:14
  • Eastern Bloc pole dancers?

    BustySinclair Fri, 30/10/2009 - 13:40
  • Wait a minute. Make up? Which arsehole invested their life savings in this? Ridiculous. And what's it made out of? We're hardly talking Creme de le Mer. And is it targeted at kids? Lovely. I blame their mum. She really is a Nosferatu.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 30/10/2009 - 14:08
  • Pre-teen make-up along with the "50-somethings on a hen weekend in Riga" market

    Blartmonster Fri, 30/10/2009 - 14:14
  • They're probably wearing the full fucking range between them

    Blartmonster Fri, 30/10/2009 - 14:14
  • Throw in 10CC's of Lembit Optic's facial jewellery and the look is complete

    jiggerycock Fri, 30/10/2009 - 15:12
  • Tacky slappers selling tacky slap. Mmmm, how does one market that?

    spandex Sat, 31/10/2009 - 00:04
  • They give me the Horn.
    Love to impregnate both of them, at the same time, in one evening.

    ken tate Sat, 31/10/2009 - 01:31
  • And then you woke up...

    Blartmonster Sat, 31/10/2009 - 12:40
  • I'm more disturbed by the fact that looking in the background, people actually turned up for this.

    dandyboy Sun, 01/11/2009 - 03:46
  • Is this John and Edward in drag?

    Getagrip Mon, 02/11/2009 - 12:29
  • Top post. I look forward to reading more. Cheers ..
    day spa melbourne

    peterson123456 Fri, 12/03/2010 - 12:21
  • Awesome tips. I’ll be passing this post on for sure

    hairdressers south yarr

    pinky121 Tue, 23/03/2010 - 12:49
  • whilst the foundations laid by Greek and Roman artists have also supplied the standard for male beauty in western civilization
    baby care products

    joangmail Tue, 27/04/2010 - 11:51
  • Where can I find beauty tips for 13 and under?
    barry hertz

    skin56 Fri, 30/04/2010 - 12:13
  • Interesting post and I really like your take on the issue. I now have a clear idea on what this matter is all about. Thank you so much.
    Customer service careers

    medha Tue, 06/07/2010 - 10:32
  • I cant belive i stumbled onto your post..thanks so much!!! i am going to have to sign up 2 ur RSS feed so i can keep updated with your post...thanks Again
    softmasking

    medha Thu, 08/07/2010 - 10:59
  • Hi,

    I remember these girls. They are the cheeky ones. Love the looks and the body..sexy!

    Good luck to the girls who just launch there cosmetic lines. No doubt will buy one if I see them in the store.

    Lisa
    My Last Blog Post Revitol Stretch Mark Cream Review

    LisaOlson Sun, 15/08/2010 - 13:46
  • I am a die-hard fan of Gabriela and nice to see her launching a new range of cosmetics for her fans. I am sure the product will be a great success as well. skin care products

    imwilliam Fri, 24/09/2010 - 15:07

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