Gabriel Chills me to the very core
Wed, 16/06/2010 - 13:55 by Mr. HM

The Cheeky Girls comeback is gathering fierce global momentum. First we get an incredible display of courage and strength on a beach, now the World Tour 2010 gets it's debut. In a pub.

In years to come, when the dust settles on X Factor 2048 and a when robot with a chicken up it's arse has just performed for King William at the Royal Variety Performance as part of it's €0.008 deal for winning Britain's Got Talent - this photo gallery will be cited as the moment when all reality TV contestants should have changed tack and worked at B&Q rather than suffer the years of humiliation and desperation as their pushy, odd mothers wheel them out for one more tour of Yates' Wine Lodges.*

A cautionary tale.

*officially the most long-winded sentence i've ever written.

  • They should do a fitness video

    Marie351 Fri, 18/06/2010 - 10:57
  • Pic 3 - that's a fucking liver fluke sticking out of her belly button

    * projectile vomits *

    koshmar Fri, 18/06/2010 - 01:50
  • It's a shame their styling is so bad because their bodies are amazing

    I love the cheeky mum though myself

    Woof!

    mcfuck Thu, 17/06/2010 - 14:27
  • Amy Fucking Winehouse is Ugly.

    The Cheeky Girls are Horny as Fuck.

    Love to get them both in bed at the same time.

    Thanx for the piccies, added them to my wank bank.

    Damned shame Miley Cyrus doesn't have a twin sister...

    ken tate Wed, 16/06/2010 - 22:29
  • i love the cheeky girls. their ambition/talent ratio is startling.
    if it worked for geri halliwell...

    merkin Wed, 16/06/2010 - 20:15
  • Once and for all:
    They're neither "cheeky" nor are they "girls".
    I see a not so bright future in house cleaning, personally......
    Or as vampirettes in a Castle Dracula theme park back in TRANS Sylvania...
    And as the old saying goes:
    You can polish a turd, but you can't make it sing!

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 16/06/2010 - 15:33
  • Don't be so sure. Can't you buy a electrified mask like those slimming belts? Although to get any effect these pair would have to crank up the voltage so high they'll end up looking like Jedward.

    bellendercarlisle Wed, 16/06/2010 - 14:58
  • Workout all you want girls but I'm afraid you cannot "tone out" ugly.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 16/06/2010 - 14:33
  • Glasto beckons

    elbow Wed, 16/06/2010 - 14:33
  • I'd guess they're tackling Johnny Logan's 'What's Another Year', followed by U2's 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'.

    dandyboy Wed, 16/06/2010 - 14:29
  • I'd guess they're tackling Johnny Logan's 'What's Another Year', followed by U2's 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'.

    dandyboy Wed, 16/06/2010 - 14:29
  • Glasto beckons

    elbow Wed, 16/06/2010 - 14:33
  • Workout all you want girls but I'm afraid you cannot "tone out" ugly.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 16/06/2010 - 14:33
  • Don't be so sure. Can't you buy a electrified mask like those slimming belts? Although to get any effect these pair would have to crank up the voltage so high they'll end up looking like Jedward.

    bellendercarlisle Wed, 16/06/2010 - 14:58
  • Once and for all:
    They're neither "cheeky" nor are they "girls".
    I see a not so bright future in house cleaning, personally......
    Or as vampirettes in a Castle Dracula theme park back in TRANS Sylvania...
    And as the old saying goes:
    You can polish a turd, but you can't make it sing!

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 16/06/2010 - 15:33
  • i love the cheeky girls. their ambition/talent ratio is startling.
    if it worked for geri halliwell...

    merkin Wed, 16/06/2010 - 20:15
  • Amy Fucking Winehouse is Ugly.

    The Cheeky Girls are Horny as Fuck.

    Love to get them both in bed at the same time.

    Thanx for the piccies, added them to my wank bank.

    Damned shame Miley Cyrus doesn't have a twin sister...

    ken tate Wed, 16/06/2010 - 22:29
  • It's a shame their styling is so bad because their bodies are amazing

    I love the cheeky mum though myself

    Woof!

    mcfuck Thu, 17/06/2010 - 14:27
  • Pic 3 - that's a fucking liver fluke sticking out of her belly button

    * projectile vomits *

    koshmar Fri, 18/06/2010 - 01:50
  • They should do a fitness video

    Marie351 Fri, 18/06/2010 - 10:57

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