The Chelsea Flower Show 2011
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Tue, 24/05/2011 - 11:23 by Harry BowSome more personality-less stalks made in Chelsea - although these ones are probably less likely to bring a tear to your eye - even if you suffering from severe hayfever... It's the annual flower show which means the Queen, Helen Mirren, Tara Palmer Tomkinson and Gwyneth Paltrow mingling alongside some unsightly weeds (Nancy Dell'Olio and Vanessa Feltz)...
What better excuse for George Lamb to whip about his espadrilles, it's the Chelsea Flower Show... As well as Lamb in a meadow, we've also got Gwyneth Paltrow flogging her goop, Helen Mirren and the real Queen, Tara Palmer Tomkinson growing a nose new in a cauliflower patch, Nancy Dell'Olio looking like Nicole Scherzinger in approx. 10 years, Ringo Starr hitting the herbs and Princess Beatrice without some fallopian tubes on her head.
Never really been less interested in visiting Kings Rd.
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Georgie Lamb's a bit of a dude no? And is that Paul McKenna's lovely wife? If so, why didn't he use his special powers to er...um. Well I'm sure she's a very nice lady.
Also, nice lemons, Blanc. But it can't make up for letting those DICKHEADS win the Restaurant last series, you bastard.
Alex Kingston, eh? What does she do these days then? I remember when she did Moll Flanders. Oh and then she married Goose in ER, and their baby took E or something. Anyway, that was all ages ago. So what's she doing now, eh? EH, ALEX? WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?
Shit! Dr Dr FOX looks like a family psychotherapist.
Shit! Dr Dr FOX looks like a family psychotherapist.
Alex Kingston, eh? What does she do these days then? I remember when she did Moll Flanders. Oh and then she married Goose in ER, and their baby took E or something. Anyway, that was all ages ago. So what's she doing now, eh? EH, ALEX? WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?
Also, nice lemons, Blanc. But it can't make up for letting those DICKHEADS win the Restaurant last series, you bastard.
Georgie Lamb's a bit of a dude no? And is that Paul McKenna's lovely wife? If so, why didn't he use his special powers to er...um. Well I'm sure she's a very nice lady.