Chelsea Flower Show continues, surprising amount of nudity

Nice buds!

Tue, 25/05/2010 - 14:38 by HM writer

We don't remember seeing those sorts of specimens on display at the Chelsea Flower Show...

The excitement of the annual flower show brought an assortment of celebrity guests including Jamie Oliver, looking a bit like lesbian who's been exposed to too much pollen, Rolf Harris and his wife, actress Sophie Okonedo, George Lamb dressed like a cunt again - but this time from the waist down, some girls in bikinis, another bikini clad girl cooling off and a completely naked one in a bath full of petals (it's like the Daily Mail's dream!).

Helen Mirren and the real Queen also popped in, along with David Beckham, Ronaldo, Stephen Hawking, who was hopefully just soaking up the atmosphere and admiring the view rather than being left outside in the sun again and Floella Benjamin...

Jamie Oliver pictures, The Chelsea Flower Show, Helen Mirren, Jamie Oliver

Comments

It must have been quite a show, with so many celebs and flowers gathered together i can't believe i missed it... Any news regarding the next event would be greatly appreciated! Meanwhile i should talk with the Phoenix florists and see which flowers are doing better in my area, who knows perhaps i will get one for my garden.
Claire_spoon Mon, 24/01/2011 - 17:42
Has that naked lady got three breasts: two on the top and one on the right? (her right)
stella ah trois Wed, 26/05/2010 - 14:58
She's bang alongside it what-what !
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 26/05/2010 - 10:56
Enough of all this. What does the QUEEN think of all this nudity?
tescopop Wed, 26/05/2010 - 09:16
I hate Jaime olivers hair, he is sort of turning into trump with that comb over but instead of that he is inventing the new Lesbian comb over icky!
dancingworm Tue, 25/05/2010 - 23:30
Any Clematis aristata (Old Man's Beard) or Ipomoea purpurea (Purple Morning Glory) on display?
slug Tue, 25/05/2010 - 17:20
You know her co-presenter on the Racing show actually has to stand on a box when they are on air together because he's short and she is so unfeasibly huge.
slug Tue, 25/05/2010 - 17:18
Pic 5 'some girls in bikinis' and a lot of desperately sad bastards pretending to be photographers. Get a life. Get a prostitute. Tragic.
stella ah trois Tue, 25/05/2010 - 16:41
Who in turn looks like...
jiggerycock Tue, 25/05/2010 - 16:21
Jesus Oliver looks exactly like that lesbian that does all the horse reporting on the BBC
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 25/05/2010 - 16:10
Steven Hawking was made up.

They left him by the ice cream stand and the poor cunt only went and won 'Best Vegetable in the Show' award
jiggerycock Tue, 25/05/2010 - 15:59
Our mistake, we read the brochure wrong - it says lots of bushes and clematis. Apols.
(LOL)
Mr. HM Tue, 25/05/2010 - 15:19
A lot of tits in there, but not the kind that the headline intimates.
dandyboy Tue, 25/05/2010 - 15:02

A lot of tits in there, but not the kind that the headline intimates.
dandyboy Tue, 25/05/2010 - 15:02
Our mistake, we read the brochure wrong - it says lots of bushes and clematis. Apols.
(LOL)
Mr. HM Tue, 25/05/2010 - 15:19
Steven Hawking was made up.

They left him by the ice cream stand and the poor cunt only went and won 'Best Vegetable in the Show' award
jiggerycock Tue, 25/05/2010 - 15:59
Jesus Oliver looks exactly like that lesbian that does all the horse reporting on the BBC
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 25/05/2010 - 16:10
Who in turn looks like...
jiggerycock Tue, 25/05/2010 - 16:21
Pic 5 'some girls in bikinis' and a lot of desperately sad bastards pretending to be photographers. Get a life. Get a prostitute. Tragic.
stella ah trois Tue, 25/05/2010 - 16:41
You know her co-presenter on the Racing show actually has to stand on a box when they are on air together because he's short and she is so unfeasibly huge.
slug Tue, 25/05/2010 - 17:18
Any Clematis aristata (Old Man's Beard) or Ipomoea purpurea (Purple Morning Glory) on display?
slug Tue, 25/05/2010 - 17:20
I hate Jaime olivers hair, he is sort of turning into trump with that comb over but instead of that he is inventing the new Lesbian comb over icky!
dancingworm Tue, 25/05/2010 - 23:30
Enough of all this. What does the QUEEN think of all this nudity?
tescopop Wed, 26/05/2010 - 09:16
She's bang alongside it what-what !
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 26/05/2010 - 10:56
Has that naked lady got three breasts: two on the top and one on the right? (her right)
stella ah trois Wed, 26/05/2010 - 14:58
It must have been quite a show, with so many celebs and flowers gathered together i can't believe i missed it... Any news regarding the next event would be greatly appreciated! Meanwhile i should talk with the Phoenix florists and see which flowers are doing better in my area, who knows perhaps i will get one for my garden.
Claire_spoon Mon, 24/01/2011 - 17:42