Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough go shopping together, Ashley calling him 'Del Boy'

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Cheryl Cole goes shopping in LA

Only Fools and Arses

Fri, 06/08/2010 - 12:16 by Harry Bow

Breaking news just in; Ashley Cole has been making jokes about Cheryl's new man friend, like no other ex-partner has ever done before...

As Amy Winehouse finally falls into a coma and even the Cheeky Girls vanish back into 2004 for the evening, we have no choice but the follow up our EMMA WATSON GETS HAIR CUT scoop with the news that Ashley Cole shockingly laughs about Derek Hough behind his back, calling him 'Del Boy' after the Only Fools And Horse character. Ha ha ha, etc.

Talking to the Mirror, a source said:

"Ashley and the lads came up with the name after seeing how cosy Derek is getting - making himself at home with Cheryl. They call him 'Del Boy' after the wheeler dealer because of how quickly he moved in with Cheryl.

"Whenever Derek's name comes up in a conversation, Ash is not impressed."

Just make like the Katie Prices/Peter Andres/Alex Reids of this world and call him a cunt and be done with it. Although, to be honest, it looks like the only 'moving in' Del Boy has done is on Cheryl's shopping trips...

Cheryl Cole Pictures, Ashley Cole, Cheryl Cole, Derek Hough

Comments

I don`t know what other people think of her, but I find Cheryl a very classy, beautiful and elegant woman. She looks equally good in her videos as in her square vintage shirt wandering around the streets for shopping. This classy air she has makes me think of a drakkar noir scent surrounding her. She definitely knows how to make a choice in terms of fashion.
evagrainy Wed, 27/04/2011 - 14:25
Mr Derek's in the houuuse!
Either that or he's got one helluva fan.
(mimes talking into watch): "stalker alert! Stalker alert!"
PuddyTwat Sat, 07/08/2010 - 03:49
so...if a guy isn't hairy, owns a dog, happens to highlight his hair, and is a good dancer, he's automatically gay. Have I got that right? Well, let's see: Brad Pitt, for one, has little body hair so I guess that makes him gay. I can't begin to count the number of Hollywood hunks who have highlighted their hair so I guess they're all gay too. Oh yeah, John Travota, late Patrick Swayze, Zac Efron are gay since they all dance and have starred in movies as dancers. Give me a break! Derek Hough is a serial dater and a womanizer if nothing else. Here in the states he's been in tabloids, YouTube, etc. kissing women,etc. He just came off a year-long relationship with Shannon Elizabeth; they lived together. If you don't like Derek for personal reasons, no problem; but do some research before making your comments so at least you'll know the facts.
southerncomfort Fri, 06/08/2010 - 23:54
Too true, I dont think Ashley needs to worry about Chery-Baby's harbour being infiltrated by another destroyer in this case, but bless the media for going along with the charade that he's her modern-man, gentle, caring, un-pushy new boyf.

Lets recap; this guy:
* has no body hair
* owns a poochie
* has his hair highlighted
* is a ballroom dancer

So tabloids and trashy gossip mags, just acknowledge that Cheryl is doing what a lot of girls do after a break up, spending time and buying shoes with her GBF.
GretaBritain Fri, 06/08/2010 - 21:56
Mr Derek looks as if he'd be happy sending jpgs of HIS cock to Ashley. Cos I can't see him pushing that into any woman. He's the equivalent of a chiwahwah in a bag.
PuddyTwat Fri, 06/08/2010 - 13:22

Mr Derek looks as if he'd be happy sending jpgs of HIS cock to Ashley. Cos I can't see him pushing that into any woman. He's the equivalent of a chiwahwah in a bag.
PuddyTwat Fri, 06/08/2010 - 13:22
Too true, I dont think Ashley needs to worry about Chery-Baby's harbour being infiltrated by another destroyer in this case, but bless the media for going along with the charade that he's her modern-man, gentle, caring, un-pushy new boyf.

Lets recap; this guy:
* has no body hair
* owns a poochie
* has his hair highlighted
* is a ballroom dancer

So tabloids and trashy gossip mags, just acknowledge that Cheryl is doing what a lot of girls do after a break up, spending time and buying shoes with her GBF.
GretaBritain Fri, 06/08/2010 - 21:56
so...if a guy isn't hairy, owns a dog, happens to highlight his hair, and is a good dancer, he's automatically gay. Have I got that right? Well, let's see: Brad Pitt, for one, has little body hair so I guess that makes him gay. I can't begin to count the number of Hollywood hunks who have highlighted their hair so I guess they're all gay too. Oh yeah, John Travota, late Patrick Swayze, Zac Efron are gay since they all dance and have starred in movies as dancers. Give me a break! Derek Hough is a serial dater and a womanizer if nothing else. Here in the states he's been in tabloids, YouTube, etc. kissing women,etc. He just came off a year-long relationship with Shannon Elizabeth; they lived together. If you don't like Derek for personal reasons, no problem; but do some research before making your comments so at least you'll know the facts.
southerncomfort Fri, 06/08/2010 - 23:54
Mr Derek's in the houuuse!
Either that or he's got one helluva fan.
(mimes talking into watch): "stalker alert! Stalker alert!"
PuddyTwat Sat, 07/08/2010 - 03:49
I don`t know what other people think of her, but I find Cheryl a very classy, beautiful and elegant woman. She looks equally good in her videos as in her square vintage shirt wandering around the streets for shopping. This classy air she has makes me think of a drakkar noir scent surrounding her. She definitely knows how to make a choice in terms of fashion.
evagrainy Wed, 27/04/2011 - 14:25