The current 'X Factor' judge, who has been signed on for an initial one-year deal, is the first British woman to be signed by L'Oreal Paris since supermodel Kate Moss in 1998.
And she doesn't even look like a heroin addict...
Cheryl said:
"I have always loved the brand and have always wanted to say the iconic phrase 'because you're worth it' so to be given that opportunity is absolutely amazing."
It's every woman's dream.
She added:
"Every woman has the right to feel beautiful and L'Oréal Paris makes that aspiration achievable".
God, she's good.
It also helps if you look like Cheryl. Who Mr Holy Moly actually got mistaken for the other day...
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Ashley Cole asked Cheryl to wait until after the World Cup to split
Ashley Cole back in the UK for frosty crisis talks with Cheryl Tweedy- Ashley Cole back in the UK for frosty crisis talks with Cheryl Tweedy
Ashley Cole seeking professional help, fails to gain sympathy 
Cheryl Cole heads to France for fifteen minutes with Ashley Cole
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vutton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (12)
I bet every single fucking million that bitch makes, and every plaudit she receives ("Awww, she's dead lovely that Cheryl") is another recurring smack in the face of Sophie Amogbokpa, whom La Cole/Tweedy violently assaulted back in 2003.
Nasty little gobby shit
Blart basically beat me to it, but was going to ask if their cream can wipe blemishes from your criminal record too.
Ghastly cunt should have been sent to prison and had her stupid "career" taken away from her. Wish she'd fuck off back to whatever northern shithole town she came from where another equally charming northern thug could enjoy knocking all of her over-whitened teeth out.
This is where I am so desperately disappointed in the British public. On a day when the 'Ammers and Millwall have sunk this country back into the 1970s of football hooliganism, our armed forces are getting blown up in Afghanistan and That Cunt Price (with rapey boyfriend) has a new telly series starting tonight, we have the majority regaling this nasty little bastard as some angelic model of perfection, conveniently forgetting what a nasty fucking crime she was convicted of. What shit memories the public have (thanks to the media)
my what a good memeory you have...?.. who gives a fuck
Listen mate, if you're happy to see a violent mouthy little chave strutting it some as a multimillionaire, I fucking am not. Wonder how you'd feel if it had been your sister/girlfriend, whatever? Tosser - that's the problem, no-one thinks anymore
I fucking despair sometimes, I really do.
she number 2
she's number 2
Let's all play media memory loss, Cheryl smacks black toilet attendant; never mentioned again. Jade 'our angel' Goody and her rascist rant at Shilpa Shetty, never mentioned again as she's 'dyin' like' and is really a lovely misunderstood girl, my fuckin arse!! No redemption for thugs, bullies or racists...