Cheryl Cole announced as the face of L'Oreal

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Cheryl Cole at X Factor auditions

She's worth it

Thu, 27/08/2009 - 15:56 by HM writer

Cheryl Cole has just been announced as the new face of L'Oreal Paris (what, not Nicola Roberts?), with the cosmetic giant signing a global advertising deal with the 26-year-old. Not even with all the botox in the world, Dannii Minogue...

The current 'X Factor' judge, who has been signed on for an initial one-year deal, is the first British woman to be signed by L'Oreal Paris since supermodel Kate Moss in 1998.

And she doesn't even look like a heroin addict...

Cheryl said:

"I have always loved the brand and have always wanted to say the iconic phrase 'because you're worth it' so to be given that opportunity is absolutely amazing."

It's every woman's dream.

She added:

"Every woman has the right to feel beautiful and L'Oréal Paris makes that aspiration achievable".

God, she's good.

It also helps if you look like Cheryl. Who Mr Holy Moly actually got mistaken for the other day...

Cheryl Cole Pictures, Cheryl Cole

Comments

Who the fuck does this cunt think she is? Fergie? This dreary, mid-tempo little twat is a nasty little Geordie racist scumbag. She cant sing and is a total fake!
nomercyonyou Thu, 10/02/2011 - 19:46
Quite personally, I just think the whole fucking media circus stinks, and needs a thoroughly good reaming out from the top down. This cunt should be lucky to have a fucking job on the tills in Morrisons, never mind a multi-millionaire lifestyle - what did she do, find the fucking cure for cancer??
Blartmonster Sat, 29/08/2009 - 19:21
I'm trying to think of reasons as to why this woman is the nation's sweetheart, and all that springs to mind is that she used to be a manky, fang-toothed slag with corn rows, and now she has veneers, hair extensions and designer clothes. And her husband cheated on her. In the world of celebrity, all your sins are forgiven the second anything bad happens to you. Someone's already cited Jade "I'm not racist, I just speak my mind!" Goody as an example. Danielle Lloyd is another one. Apparently, people can forget you being a go-nowhere, nork-flashing bully if you get shoved through a glass table.
retrovertigo Fri, 28/08/2009 - 17:03
Let's all play media memory loss, Cheryl smacks black toilet attendant; never mentioned again. Jade 'our angel' Goody and her rascist rant at Shilpa Shetty, never mentioned again as she's 'dyin' like' and is really a lovely misunderstood girl, my fuckin arse!! No redemption for thugs, bullies or racists...
malachysdad Fri, 28/08/2009 - 13:53
she's number 2
badger79 Fri, 28/08/2009 - 12:13
she number 2
badger79 Fri, 28/08/2009 - 12:13
Listen mate, if you're happy to see a violent mouthy little chave strutting it some as a multimillionaire, I fucking am not. Wonder how you'd feel if it had been your sister/girlfriend, whatever? Tosser - that's the problem, no-one thinks anymore
Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 20:00
I fucking despair sometimes, I really do.
Henry_McCarty Thu, 27/08/2009 - 18:48
my what a good memeory you have...?.. who gives a fuck
mike hunt Thu, 27/08/2009 - 18:22
This is where I am so desperately disappointed in the British public. On a day when the 'Ammers and Millwall have sunk this country back into the 1970s of football hooliganism, our armed forces are getting blown up in Afghanistan and That Cunt Price (with rapey boyfriend) has a new telly series starting tonight, we have the majority regaling this nasty little bastard as some angelic model of perfection, conveniently forgetting what a nasty fucking crime she was convicted of. What shit memories the public have (thanks to the media)
Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 17:35
Ghastly cunt should have been sent to prison and had her stupid "career" taken away from her. Wish she'd fuck off back to whatever northern shithole town she came from where another equally charming northern thug could enjoy knocking all of her over-whitened teeth out.
walsingham Thu, 27/08/2009 - 17:24
Blart basically beat me to it, but was going to ask if their cream can wipe blemishes from your criminal record too.
dandyboy Thu, 27/08/2009 - 17:08
I bet every single fucking million that bitch makes, and every plaudit she receives ("Awww, she's dead lovely that Cheryl") is another recurring smack in the face of Sophie Amogbokpa, whom La Cole/Tweedy violently assaulted back in 2003.

Nasty little gobby shit
Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 16:18

I bet every single fucking million that bitch makes, and every plaudit she receives ("Awww, she's dead lovely that Cheryl") is another recurring smack in the face of Sophie Amogbokpa, whom La Cole/Tweedy violently assaulted back in 2003.

Nasty little gobby shit
Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 16:18
Blart basically beat me to it, but was going to ask if their cream can wipe blemishes from your criminal record too.
dandyboy Thu, 27/08/2009 - 17:08
Ghastly cunt should have been sent to prison and had her stupid "career" taken away from her. Wish she'd fuck off back to whatever northern shithole town she came from where another equally charming northern thug could enjoy knocking all of her over-whitened teeth out.
walsingham Thu, 27/08/2009 - 17:24
This is where I am so desperately disappointed in the British public. On a day when the 'Ammers and Millwall have sunk this country back into the 1970s of football hooliganism, our armed forces are getting blown up in Afghanistan and That Cunt Price (with rapey boyfriend) has a new telly series starting tonight, we have the majority regaling this nasty little bastard as some angelic model of perfection, conveniently forgetting what a nasty fucking crime she was convicted of. What shit memories the public have (thanks to the media)
Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 17:35
my what a good memeory you have...?.. who gives a fuck
mike hunt Thu, 27/08/2009 - 18:22
I fucking despair sometimes, I really do.
Henry_McCarty Thu, 27/08/2009 - 18:48
Listen mate, if you're happy to see a violent mouthy little chave strutting it some as a multimillionaire, I fucking am not. Wonder how you'd feel if it had been your sister/girlfriend, whatever? Tosser - that's the problem, no-one thinks anymore
Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 20:00
she number 2
badger79 Fri, 28/08/2009 - 12:13
she's number 2
badger79 Fri, 28/08/2009 - 12:13
Let's all play media memory loss, Cheryl smacks black toilet attendant; never mentioned again. Jade 'our angel' Goody and her rascist rant at Shilpa Shetty, never mentioned again as she's 'dyin' like' and is really a lovely misunderstood girl, my fuckin arse!! No redemption for thugs, bullies or racists...
malachysdad Fri, 28/08/2009 - 13:53
I'm trying to think of reasons as to why this woman is the nation's sweetheart, and all that springs to mind is that she used to be a manky, fang-toothed slag with corn rows, and now she has veneers, hair extensions and designer clothes. And her husband cheated on her. In the world of celebrity, all your sins are forgiven the second anything bad happens to you. Someone's already cited Jade "I'm not racist, I just speak my mind!" Goody as an example. Danielle Lloyd is another one. Apparently, people can forget you being a go-nowhere, nork-flashing bully if you get shoved through a glass table.
retrovertigo Fri, 28/08/2009 - 17:03
Quite personally, I just think the whole fucking media circus stinks, and needs a thoroughly good reaming out from the top down. This cunt should be lucky to have a fucking job on the tills in Morrisons, never mind a multi-millionaire lifestyle - what did she do, find the fucking cure for cancer??
Blartmonster Sat, 29/08/2009 - 19:21
Who the fuck does this cunt think she is? Fergie? This dreary, mid-tempo little twat is a nasty little Geordie racist scumbag. She cant sing and is a total fake!
nomercyonyou Thu, 10/02/2011 - 19:46