Cheryl Cole Calendar 2011: She's here and very nearly naked

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Fri, 03/09/2010 - 12:59 by John Hill

After a hard days divorcing there's nothing quite like jetting around the world to take seemingly unconnected pictures of yourself in various different barrios. That's of course only true if you're Cheryl Cole/Tweedy/Cowell. It doesn't apply to you, Tiger.

Anyway, here's a sneaky peeky at Cheryl's 2011 calendar, featuring her in various states of undress, all of which put my trousers under unnecessary stress. That rhymed. 

On a slightly different note, as one eagle eyed member of the HM staff noted, for some reason she seems to have had her tattoo airbrushed out of one of the pictures. Curious eh?

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Comments

  • BORING

    Now, this is Sexy

    ken tate Mon, 06/09/2010 - 23:05

  • And if you want to wax lyrical about how great Chezza is then I suggest you fuck off to www.WeLoveCherylCole.com.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 06/09/2010 - 11:28

  • Cheryl is just amazing. These pictures are great!! Gorgeous as always :) nice work x

    hi-there-123 Mon, 06/09/2010 - 11:10

  • No offence guys but if you lot don't like her don't look at her pictures ;)

    hi-there-123 Mon, 06/09/2010 - 11:08

  • I like how, even with her legs wide apart in nearly all of the pictures, I STILL can't imagine her ever having sex. It'd be like fucking one of the persocoms from Chobits.

    retrovertigo Mon, 06/09/2010 - 00:12

  • I bet you're stuck to it already! (badum tish etc)

    allmouthandtrousers Sun, 05/09/2010 - 23:44

  • That £1.27 tattoo on her thigh is the most horrendous, offensive thing in pop, which is saying something considering Olly bloody Murs is at number 1.

    GretaBritain Sun, 05/09/2010 - 18:50

  • Like alcohol free lager she's all wind and piss. Looks right but with that special ingredient sexuality missing. That god awful tat running down her leg doesn't help mind. Someone's managed to take the fun out of seeing a semi clad women, or I'm getting older.

    sbayley Sun, 05/09/2010 - 10:04

  • That tattoo on her leg is fucking hideous. Agree with Rev Jesse's comment, she's a beautiful girl but totally sexless.

    lealeablue Sat, 04/09/2010 - 08:20

  • Why's she covering her eye in that first picture? Hope she didn't get belted in the face by some common racist thug shortly before the photoshoot. You have to be so careful, there's some proper sods out there.

    dubbadubbadubbadubba Fri, 03/09/2010 - 21:31

  • Nice Asda jumper there. Good to see.

    guineapig Fri, 03/09/2010 - 16:23

  • That's not all that's been airbrushed, I mean take a look at her legs in pic 12? What the fuck has happened there? Where has her gusset gone?

    I'll bet the 'Mrs Cole' tatoo on the back of her neck isn't around for long. Bet she feels fucking stupid whenever she sees a picture of that.

    slug Fri, 03/09/2010 - 14:54

  • Sweet christ, I'll be tugging one off every morning for a year. Actually, not much difference there. But which picture was the tat airbrushed out of? As far as I can see, you can see it whenever it isn't covered up.

    I wish she'd get rid of that fucking tattoo. She hates it herself and god knows she has the cash.

    munted Fri, 03/09/2010 - 13:48

  • Jesus that tattoo really is fucking horrendous.

    I'm not sure what is wrong with her but she is totally sexless, maybe it's the single "slightly confused" expression ? maybe it's that I suspect if you removed her kecks you'd be presented with a Barbie-like smooth plastic surface ? or maybe it's the fact that she appears to be some form of re-animated corpse surviving on a diet of attention and cabbage farts ?

    "Nations Sweetheart" (TM) my bum.

    I'll stick to the Keeley Hazel calendar thanks.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 03/09/2010 - 13:29

  • That's a right thumping block and tackle she's carrying in August. I'm sure it kept Ashley happy - and meant he could occasionally use his mobile as an actual phone

    Raging Hardon Fri, 03/09/2010 - 13:07

  • That's a right thumping block and tackle she's carrying in August. I'm sure it kept Ashley happy - and meant he could occasionally use his mobile as an actual phone

    Raging Hardon Fri, 03/09/2010 - 13:07

  • Jesus that tattoo really is fucking horrendous.

    I'm not sure what is wrong with her but she is totally sexless, maybe it's the single "slightly confused" expression ? maybe it's that I suspect if you removed her kecks you'd be presented with a Barbie-like smooth plastic surface ? or maybe it's the fact that she appears to be some form of re-animated corpse surviving on a diet of attention and cabbage farts ?

    "Nations Sweetheart" (TM) my bum.

    I'll stick to the Keeley Hazel calendar thanks.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 03/09/2010 - 13:29

  • Sweet christ, I'll be tugging one off every morning for a year. Actually, not much difference there. But which picture was the tat airbrushed out of? As far as I can see, you can see it whenever it isn't covered up.

    I wish she'd get rid of that fucking tattoo. She hates it herself and god knows she has the cash.

    munted Fri, 03/09/2010 - 13:48

  • That's not all that's been airbrushed, I mean take a look at her legs in pic 12? What the fuck has happened there? Where has her gusset gone?

    I'll bet the 'Mrs Cole' tatoo on the back of her neck isn't around for long. Bet she feels fucking stupid whenever she sees a picture of that.

    slug Fri, 03/09/2010 - 14:54

  • Nice Asda jumper there. Good to see.

    guineapig Fri, 03/09/2010 - 16:23

  • Why's she covering her eye in that first picture? Hope she didn't get belted in the face by some common racist thug shortly before the photoshoot. You have to be so careful, there's some proper sods out there.

    dubbadubbadubbadubba Fri, 03/09/2010 - 21:31

  • That tattoo on her leg is fucking hideous. Agree with Rev Jesse's comment, she's a beautiful girl but totally sexless.

    lealeablue Sat, 04/09/2010 - 08:20

  • Like alcohol free lager she's all wind and piss. Looks right but with that special ingredient sexuality missing. That god awful tat running down her leg doesn't help mind. Someone's managed to take the fun out of seeing a semi clad women, or I'm getting older.

    sbayley Sun, 05/09/2010 - 10:04

  • That £1.27 tattoo on her thigh is the most horrendous, offensive thing in pop, which is saying something considering Olly bloody Murs is at number 1.

    GretaBritain Sun, 05/09/2010 - 18:50

  • I bet you're stuck to it already! (badum tish etc)

    allmouthandtrousers Sun, 05/09/2010 - 23:44

  • I like how, even with her legs wide apart in nearly all of the pictures, I STILL can't imagine her ever having sex. It'd be like fucking one of the persocoms from Chobits.

    retrovertigo Mon, 06/09/2010 - 00:12

  • No offence guys but if you lot don't like her don't look at her pictures ;)

    hi-there-123 Mon, 06/09/2010 - 11:08

  • Cheryl is just amazing. These pictures are great!! Gorgeous as always :) nice work x

    hi-there-123 Mon, 06/09/2010 - 11:10

  • And if you want to wax lyrical about how great Chezza is then I suggest you fuck off to www.WeLoveCherylCole.com.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 06/09/2010 - 11:28

  • BORING

    Now, this is Sexy

    ken tate Mon, 06/09/2010 - 23:05

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