Fight or flight for this love
Sun, 14/02/2010 - 13:01 by HM writer

Looks like Ashley Cole could be spending Valentine's Day weeping into a pint of Bitter with Vernon Kay as according to reports, Cheryl Cole has decided to work instead of spending some quality time with her husband as originally planned... (Just to be clear, these pictures are about Ashley naked, and not Cheryl Cole naked.)

Cheryl had banned Valentine's Day following those nudey snaps of Ashley being sent to a topless model after a friend of a friend's cousin's boyfriend borrowed his phone and sent them to Sonia Wild as a practical joke. Or something.

Apparently Cheryl has also banned Ashley from accompanying her to the Brits on Tuesday (especially now we all know Lindsay Lohan is going) and asked Brit organisers if they could bring forward the rehearsals so she could work instead.

A source said:

"Cheryl was really looking forward to sharing Valentine's Day with Ashley. But at the last minute she requested the schedule be changed so she could practise her big performance and rehearse for hours instead.

 

"It's the most romantic day of the year so the fact she made the choice to work when she didn't have to says a lot about where her head is it."

Ashley admitted to taking the snaps of himself while staying with the England squad in a hotel in Watford. But he denied sending them to Miss Wild, despite Miss Wild claiming the contrary today.

She's currently claiming that Ashley even called her and asked to meet with her, offering to fly her to America a la Tiger Woods while he was on tour out there with Chelsea.

Sonia told the Sunday Mirror:

"If that wasn't Ashley Cole, then I'm a nun"

That would be a no then...

(NSFW)

  • The girls love Diamond Rings as gifts. I know that a ring is a little expensive as a Valentine's Day, but if you care about your girlfriend nothing is too expensive. So he should make such a gift, then they will spend the Valentine's Day together.

    yasmine Thu, 14/04/2011 - 15:15
  • i only just found out that tess daly and vernon kay are a couple and have two kids at valentines day

    Grabgreg Tue, 08/02/2011 - 06:46
  • valentine cards : Personalised Cards, Greeting Cards, Hallmark Cards.

    robin1 Wed, 05/01/2011 - 12:54
  • True enough

    she is upping the image of 'single mothers from hull' though...

    grange Fri, 19/02/2010 - 19:15
  • That Sonia has remarkably long feet.

    enile Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:17
  • He's butters.

    mcfuck Mon, 15/02/2010 - 14:28
  • As of today, I still haven't found anything remotely attractive about this fucking numpty of Ashley Cole. Are there any girls who think this cretin is remotely attractive? surely not....

    kermits Mon, 15/02/2010 - 13:32
  • "Mopsa, do you need a proof reader?"

    how about an illustrated dictionary, spell checker, introduction to basic english grammar and someone standing over your shoulder too?

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 15/02/2010 - 11:01
  • "especially now we all now Lindsay Lohan is going"
    Mopsa, do you need a proof reader? I'll have a bash at it, I have nothing better to do with my time and could use the money because I am a skanky prole.

    The Coles are a mystery. Whenever you see them pictured together, they look so fucking miserable its untrue. He's a slack-jawed dullard who can't keep his cock in his pants even if it's only him in the room, and she's a vacuous Geordie bint who'd be fucked without her natural beauty. And team of makeup artists, hairdressers, hair extension technicians, facial filler experts, personal stylists, cosmetic dentists, etc. I don't get the appeal. Why does every magazine ever bum the girl one, for example? I've deduced from flipping through a copy of Heat in the doctor's waiting room that, as a girl in her twenties, I'm supposed to like her, but they can't come up with a reason beyond "She's pretty."

    retrovertigo Mon, 15/02/2010 - 00:35
  • So what?? Ashley Cole is probably sick of her like the rest of us. She seems to think the sun sets and rises out of her behind. If A. Cole needs to get some ass on the side, then he should because I bet Cheryl isn't giving it up!

    LondonGoddess Sun, 14/02/2010 - 18:11
  • So what?? Ashley Cole is probably sick of her like the rest of us. She seems to think the sun sets and rises out of her behind. If A. Cole needs to get some ass on the side, then he should because I bet Cheryl isn't giving it up!

    LondonGoddess Sun, 14/02/2010 - 18:11
  • "especially now we all now Lindsay Lohan is going"
    Mopsa, do you need a proof reader? I'll have a bash at it, I have nothing better to do with my time and could use the money because I am a skanky prole.

    The Coles are a mystery. Whenever you see them pictured together, they look so fucking miserable its untrue. He's a slack-jawed dullard who can't keep his cock in his pants even if it's only him in the room, and she's a vacuous Geordie bint who'd be fucked without her natural beauty. And team of makeup artists, hairdressers, hair extension technicians, facial filler experts, personal stylists, cosmetic dentists, etc. I don't get the appeal. Why does every magazine ever bum the girl one, for example? I've deduced from flipping through a copy of Heat in the doctor's waiting room that, as a girl in her twenties, I'm supposed to like her, but they can't come up with a reason beyond "She's pretty."

    retrovertigo Mon, 15/02/2010 - 00:35
  • "Mopsa, do you need a proof reader?"

    how about an illustrated dictionary, spell checker, introduction to basic english grammar and someone standing over your shoulder too?

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 15/02/2010 - 11:01
  • As of today, I still haven't found anything remotely attractive about this fucking numpty of Ashley Cole. Are there any girls who think this cretin is remotely attractive? surely not....

    kermits Mon, 15/02/2010 - 13:32
  • He's butters.

    mcfuck Mon, 15/02/2010 - 14:28
  • That Sonia has remarkably long feet.

    enile Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:17
  • True enough

    she is upping the image of 'single mothers from hull' though...

    grange Fri, 19/02/2010 - 19:15
  • valentine cards : Personalised Cards, Greeting Cards, Hallmark Cards.

    robin1 Wed, 05/01/2011 - 12:54
  • i only just found out that tess daly and vernon kay are a couple and have two kids at valentines day

    Grabgreg Tue, 08/02/2011 - 06:46
  • The girls love Diamond Rings as gifts. I know that a ring is a little expensive as a Valentine's Day, but if you care about your girlfriend nothing is too expensive. So he should make such a gift, then they will spend the Valentine's Day together.

    yasmine Thu, 14/04/2011 - 15:15

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