Cheryl Cole divorcing Ashley next week or in six months, Sarah Harding the new Lady Gaga

A handsome waiter tries to lick-off Cheryl's Mrs C tattoo while on Sport Relief

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Sun, 21/03/2010 - 10:24 by Harry Bow

The tabloid have conflicting reports about the status of Cheryl and Ashley's marriage today, with the Sunday Mirror claiming that divorce proceedings are going to start this week and the News of the World saying that the singer wants a six-month cooling off period before making any decision. Both agree on one thing, though, and that's that Sarah Harding is set to become the new Lady Gaga...

While Colegate Extra Sensitive reporting continues, with everyone confused about whether Cheryl's refusal to cover her Mrs C tattoo during her Sports Relief TV appearance means she's backing out of her divorce plans, Sarah Harding has made the shock decision to follow in the footsteps of the universe's biggest pop star, telling the Mirror:

"I'm so excited about going into the studio. I haven't completely settled on what kind of music I'm going to make yet, but I would love it to be something like Lady Gaga.

"She is the new Madonna as far as I'm concerned."

And soon people will be saying that Sarah is the new Gaga as far as they're concerned...

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geraldinl Tue, 08/03/2011 - 01:38
whoever could you be referring to !
lucifersam Tue, 23/03/2010 - 12:32
Much better, thank you both.
slug Tue, 23/03/2010 - 12:22
How about all 3 of them have shit hair?
koshmar Tue, 23/03/2010 - 11:26
James May is a blithering fat Mummy's boy - how's that ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 22/03/2010 - 13:21
Has no one got a bad word to say about James May? I bet he's feeling a little left out.
slug Mon, 22/03/2010 - 13:16
Richard Hammond is a hateful little cunt, at least Clarkson has his xenophobia to fall back on but Hammond.....well there is something evil in his eyes, a bit like a great white sharks. Don't be surprised in a few years time when he's revealed as being a sexual torturer with a dungeon under his house where he makes snuff films, the creepy little fucker.
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 22/03/2010 - 12:00
I don't think I've ever seen a mid life crisis unfold on TV so blatantly before. I expect to see him swigging from a bottle of Jack Daniels while riding a Harley before the end of the year.
dandyboy Mon, 22/03/2010 - 09:16
Slightly off topic but I find that little fucker Richard Hammond intensely irritating. No sooner than he comes back from the dead than he's grown his hair, dyed it and donned shit surfer beads. Then he's on telly ad nauseum: Morrisons ads, total wipeout, any old shit basically. Maybe I should have just put Yorkshire Air Ambulance in the corner and have done with it.
shitthebed Sun, 21/03/2010 - 18:05
The racist thug is desperate to keep that other orange cunt out of the headlines, isn't she?

And as for Sarah cunting Harding - is she really relevant anymore?
koshmar Sun, 21/03/2010 - 13:06

The racist thug is desperate to keep that other orange cunt out of the headlines, isn't she?

And as for Sarah cunting Harding - is she really relevant anymore?
koshmar Sun, 21/03/2010 - 13:06
Slightly off topic but I find that little fucker Richard Hammond intensely irritating. No sooner than he comes back from the dead than he's grown his hair, dyed it and donned shit surfer beads. Then he's on telly ad nauseum: Morrisons ads, total wipeout, any old shit basically. Maybe I should have just put Yorkshire Air Ambulance in the corner and have done with it.
shitthebed Sun, 21/03/2010 - 18:05
I don't think I've ever seen a mid life crisis unfold on TV so blatantly before. I expect to see him swigging from a bottle of Jack Daniels while riding a Harley before the end of the year.
dandyboy Mon, 22/03/2010 - 09:16
Richard Hammond is a hateful little cunt, at least Clarkson has his xenophobia to fall back on but Hammond.....well there is something evil in his eyes, a bit like a great white sharks. Don't be surprised in a few years time when he's revealed as being a sexual torturer with a dungeon under his house where he makes snuff films, the creepy little fucker.
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 22/03/2010 - 12:00
Has no one got a bad word to say about James May? I bet he's feeling a little left out.
slug Mon, 22/03/2010 - 13:16
James May is a blithering fat Mummy's boy - how's that ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 22/03/2010 - 13:21
How about all 3 of them have shit hair?
koshmar Tue, 23/03/2010 - 11:26
Much better, thank you both.
slug Tue, 23/03/2010 - 12:22
whoever could you be referring to !
lucifersam Tue, 23/03/2010 - 12:32
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geraldinl Tue, 08/03/2011 - 01:38