Whole lotta lip
Tue, 26/01/2010 - 14:16 by Harry Bow

Cheryl Cole's lips haven't received as much attention since she mimed her way through that X Factor performance last year... After going out yesterday morning looking like she'd chowed down the entire content of her Juicy Tube, the singer showcased a more slimline mouth on the red carpet last night.

The Daily Mail has forgotten that yesterday's big story was Cheryl Cole's trout pout and are instead currently focusing on the singer's "incredibly slim figure". We're just curious about what Munich's DLD Starnight Awards are - they don't exactly sound like the Grammys, do they? However, according to 50 Cent, Chezza could find herself up there eventually if she follows his advice - he recently told The Sun:

"Cheryl has a great sound and a great look and is somebody I'd be interested in working with.

"I can also introduce her to some of the biggest names in hip-hop.

"Dido became well-known in the US after appearing on Eminem's album. The same could happen for Cheryl."

Nice one, Fiddy - way to up worldwide suicide rates. Perhaps try and turn Joe McElderry into James Blunt while you're at it too?

  • I don't know who that is but here you go

    mike mo

    esomark Thu, 28/01/2010 - 13:20
  • Dizzee Rascal? I assume you mean 50 cent you racist! Learn to read before you rant on about the wrong person..

    UnicornRW Wed, 27/01/2010 - 14:56
  • I want personalised spam, but as discussed in another thread I want it written in the way that Avid Merrion would type it.......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 11:21
  • Given a choice I'd rather not listen to Dizzee Rascal.

    dandyboy Wed, 27/01/2010 - 09:49
  • Listen to Dizzee Rascal! Who made him the Don King of music? Who does he know? He just fancies her but can't come out and say it. So he's all panting "Yeah yeah I'd be interested in working with her. Yeah that's right working with her." Bless.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 26/01/2010 - 22:42
  • Wow, personalised spam, whatever next?

    mrsmoon Tue, 26/01/2010 - 21:03
  • I agree with you dandyboy, I don't like her

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    esomark Tue, 26/01/2010 - 20:53
  • Never mind that, apparently the bint is so desperate for attention she's posted a video begging for people to vote for her in some Brits category. Whether she wants the gong or the attention this will bring I'm not sure, but she's a whore for the limelight one way or the other.

    dandyboy Tue, 26/01/2010 - 18:30
  • yep- she's a case study in stretching a small bit of talent an awfully long way...

    erniemilko Tue, 26/01/2010 - 16:38
  • And if she had the ability to smile.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 26/01/2010 - 15:09
  • take a look at what posh spice could have been, had she hired the right producers.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 26/01/2010 - 15:06
  • Brand Cheryl marches on, who gives a fuck if she sounds like a geordie cat in blender as long as she's "marketable", in fact why bother with the music at all love ? just pretend it's coming out.....nobody wants to listen to that aural torture anyway and you'll still get to be on telly which'd be geet lush wouldn't it our mam.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 26/01/2010 - 14:51
  • Brand Cheryl marches on, who gives a fuck if she sounds like a geordie cat in blender as long as she's "marketable", in fact why bother with the music at all love ? just pretend it's coming out.....nobody wants to listen to that aural torture anyway and you'll still get to be on telly which'd be geet lush wouldn't it our mam.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 26/01/2010 - 14:51
  • take a look at what posh spice could have been, had she hired the right producers.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 26/01/2010 - 15:06
  • And if she had the ability to smile.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 26/01/2010 - 15:09
  • yep- she's a case study in stretching a small bit of talent an awfully long way...

    erniemilko Tue, 26/01/2010 - 16:38
  • Never mind that, apparently the bint is so desperate for attention she's posted a video begging for people to vote for her in some Brits category. Whether she wants the gong or the attention this will bring I'm not sure, but she's a whore for the limelight one way or the other.

    dandyboy Tue, 26/01/2010 - 18:30
  • I agree with you dandyboy, I don't like her

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    esomark Tue, 26/01/2010 - 20:53
  • Wow, personalised spam, whatever next?

    mrsmoon Tue, 26/01/2010 - 21:03
  • Listen to Dizzee Rascal! Who made him the Don King of music? Who does he know? He just fancies her but can't come out and say it. So he's all panting "Yeah yeah I'd be interested in working with her. Yeah that's right working with her." Bless.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 26/01/2010 - 22:42
  • Given a choice I'd rather not listen to Dizzee Rascal.

    dandyboy Wed, 27/01/2010 - 09:49
  • I want personalised spam, but as discussed in another thread I want it written in the way that Avid Merrion would type it.......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 11:21
  • Dizzee Rascal? I assume you mean 50 cent you racist! Learn to read before you rant on about the wrong person..

    UnicornRW Wed, 27/01/2010 - 14:56
  • I don't know who that is but here you go

    mike mo

    esomark Thu, 28/01/2010 - 13:20

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