The Hough
Sat, 20/02/2010 - 13:50 by Mr. HM

Noooo. Cheryl Cole has gone on a 'date' with dancer Derek Hough. Yes, Cole (nee Tweedy) and Hough who compared to Ashley Cole, looks like a real nice guy. Mind you, compared to Ashley Cole, Ian Huntley seems like a real nice guy at the moment.

The wonderfully named Derek is a choreographer, well known in the states for being a 'professional partner' on Dancing with the Stars. Cheryl has had a professional partner for some time now, so they should get on like a house on fire.

He was picked up in Cheryl's limo and taken to the cinema to watch 'Valentine's Day' with her before nipping off for some lunch (and possibly fingers and tops)/

They first met when Derek (or Dez as he shall know be known) was a dancer on her awful ITV Christmas special. This has a whiff of Britney and K-Fed about it if you ask me...

Cheryl and Dez Quite possibly the worst pairing of names since the corrie-tastic Cheryl and Ashley.

He looks a bit gay-ish to be with Cheryl doesn't he? I'm still talking about Derek you know...

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    lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 03:51
  • Hough as in Rough or Hough as in How?
    Still who cares? But if that's the best her PR can come up with then perhaps she shoulda stuck with Cashley.
    And you're right Koshmar - Cheryl's not racist anymore. Not that she ever was of course.

    Didn't the toilet attendent walk straight into her fist? Apparently Cheryl didn't see her because it was dark like. Or at least that's what Combat 18 were saying.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 22/02/2010 - 22:19
  • At least she hasn't got to prove any more that she's not a racist, right kids?

    koshmar Sun, 21/02/2010 - 03:43
  • Fag hag. Well they can make nice friends for girls. Like in that Madonna/Ruprert Everret flick.

    shitthebed Sat, 20/02/2010 - 21:38
  • he looks a lot like ashley cole besides the everything about him

    switch Sat, 20/02/2010 - 14:53
  • Hey, Hough and Gough - she's taking the piss!!!!

    stella ah trois Sat, 20/02/2010 - 14:13
  • Why does she go out with obviously gay men all the time? Maybe she's a big lesser and they are her 'beards'. Just a thought. And he's very, um, Aryan looking...

    *Mr HM reaches for his battered copy of McNae's Essential Law for Journalists and presses the delete button*

    stella ah trois Sat, 20/02/2010 - 14:06
  • Why does she go out with obviously gay men all the time? Maybe she's a big lesser and they are her 'beards'. Just a thought. And he's very, um, Aryan looking...

    *Mr HM reaches for his battered copy of McNae's Essential Law for Journalists and presses the delete button*

    stella ah trois Sat, 20/02/2010 - 14:06
  • Hey, Hough and Gough - she's taking the piss!!!!

    stella ah trois Sat, 20/02/2010 - 14:13
  • he looks a lot like ashley cole besides the everything about him

    switch Sat, 20/02/2010 - 14:53
  • Fag hag. Well they can make nice friends for girls. Like in that Madonna/Ruprert Everret flick.

    shitthebed Sat, 20/02/2010 - 21:38
  • At least she hasn't got to prove any more that she's not a racist, right kids?

    koshmar Sun, 21/02/2010 - 03:43
  • Hough as in Rough or Hough as in How?
    Still who cares? But if that's the best her PR can come up with then perhaps she shoulda stuck with Cashley.
    And you're right Koshmar - Cheryl's not racist anymore. Not that she ever was of course.

    Didn't the toilet attendent walk straight into her fist? Apparently Cheryl didn't see her because it was dark like. Or at least that's what Combat 18 were saying.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 22/02/2010 - 22:19
  • balenciaga and coach hermes handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 03:51

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