Cheryl’s latest a-Salt
Mon, 02/08/2010 - 10:49 by horseworm

Geordie pugilist-turned-national-sweetheart Cheryl Cole has been snapped out on a cinema date in LA with dancer Derek Hough.

They went to see Salt, Angelina Jolie’s new movie. Cheryl decided to make a big fashion effort, dressing up as MC Hammer at a riding school run by Action Man. 

Cheryl split from husband Ashley back in February and has just recovered from being really, actually, properly sick with malaria.

She is apparently in LA to – with yawning inevitability – have ‘meetings’ with ‘TV execs’. She could possibly appear on Dancing With The Stars with Hough. Which seems a bit odd as, erm, no one in the US knows who she is.

She’s also ‘rumoured’ to be looking at a role in Desperate Housewives. Which seems a bit, erm, made up.

(But then again, we'd never a have believed this either...)

  • You afraid to face me David? Huh?

    psammmead Fri, 06/08/2010 - 14:07
  • That sign on pic 10 says Soup up your meal - loves it.

    sami_bee Tue, 03/08/2010 - 19:04
  • Retro!!! Hello, how are ya??? How about...
    'How are the worms...? You're eating worms Michael....'

    (Abridged: The Lost Boys. Best-worst boyband vampire movie in the universe)

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 03/08/2010 - 09:45
  • It is an awesome film.
    "Boy's head's the size of Sputnik!"
    THERE. I JUST QUOTED SOMETHING. Do yer worst, HM.

    retrovertigo Tue, 03/08/2010 - 02:23
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    nicelucci01 Tue, 03/08/2010 - 01:35
  • Yup. No worse snob than a telly or music snob. For anyone who doesn't know, 'I'm the idiot' comes from "So I Married An Axe Murderer" in case anyone wants to call me a cunt. I unashamedly LOVE that film, so fuck the lot of yas.

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 02/08/2010 - 22:24
  • Hehehhehehehehehe.

    Watch what you like, this is a celebrity site. Once I'm pissed I watch all sorts of appalling bullshit. Usually about murderers. AND I watched that Kerry Katona thing where she and Mark showed what fabulous parents they are, without even a single drink. I'm the idiot!!!!

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 02/08/2010 - 22:18
  • Find it funny how by ending a comment with "I'm fierce hungry so I am" has completely derailed a topic. Suggestion to Cameron, don't bother waiting for tragic events to hide bad news, if you want to divert attention just quote catchphrases from shit or old tv shows. Your all going to have to work till your 80 "I don't believe it". We'd love to continue with the school rebuilding programme "But the computer says no". Lady GaGa could end interviews with "I'm a lady".

    sbayley Mon, 02/08/2010 - 21:01
  • Ripping into someone for watching a dull show that you have obviously watched and remembered lines from.....awkward.

    stix Mon, 02/08/2010 - 18:35
  • Im my defense, I saw the offending sketch on youtube after his wobblyness complained to the BBC, although "am I bovvered".

    sbayley Mon, 02/08/2010 - 13:54
  • Culshaw is piss poor but Deborah Stephenson is a living God.

    grange Mon, 02/08/2010 - 13:52
  • Wow that's cutting fucking edge, quoting from The Impressions Show, aren't you ashamed that you even watch it? Doesn't it make you want to take dettol and a wire brush to your eyeballs?

    mrsmoon Mon, 02/08/2010 - 13:40
  • Nice stealing of line off The Impressions Show. You watch telly..well done.

    psammmead Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:13
  • What's in Chazza's blood that enables her to go from deaths door to working holiday's in LA. Hope Starbucks don't pick up on this and start flogging their skinny low-fat latte as some sort of miracle cure. As for Britain's Sweet heart, would play that down Chazza. BP has made Britain about as popular as Eamon Holmes in an all you can eat resturant, I'm fierce hungry so I am.

    sbayley Mon, 02/08/2010 - 11:51
  • What's in Chazza's blood that enables her to go from deaths door to working holiday's in LA. Hope Starbucks don't pick up on this and start flogging their skinny low-fat latte as some sort of miracle cure. As for Britain's Sweet heart, would play that down Chazza. BP has made Britain about as popular as Eamon Holmes in an all you can eat resturant, I'm fierce hungry so I am.

    sbayley Mon, 02/08/2010 - 11:51
  • Nice stealing of line off The Impressions Show. You watch telly..well done.

    psammmead Mon, 02/08/2010 - 12:13
  • Wow that's cutting fucking edge, quoting from The Impressions Show, aren't you ashamed that you even watch it? Doesn't it make you want to take dettol and a wire brush to your eyeballs?

    mrsmoon Mon, 02/08/2010 - 13:40
  • Culshaw is piss poor but Deborah Stephenson is a living God.

    grange Mon, 02/08/2010 - 13:52
  • Im my defense, I saw the offending sketch on youtube after his wobblyness complained to the BBC, although "am I bovvered".

    sbayley Mon, 02/08/2010 - 13:54
  • Ripping into someone for watching a dull show that you have obviously watched and remembered lines from.....awkward.

    stix Mon, 02/08/2010 - 18:35
  • Find it funny how by ending a comment with "I'm fierce hungry so I am" has completely derailed a topic. Suggestion to Cameron, don't bother waiting for tragic events to hide bad news, if you want to divert attention just quote catchphrases from shit or old tv shows. Your all going to have to work till your 80 "I don't believe it". We'd love to continue with the school rebuilding programme "But the computer says no". Lady GaGa could end interviews with "I'm a lady".

    sbayley Mon, 02/08/2010 - 21:01
  • Hehehhehehehehehe.

    Watch what you like, this is a celebrity site. Once I'm pissed I watch all sorts of appalling bullshit. Usually about murderers. AND I watched that Kerry Katona thing where she and Mark showed what fabulous parents they are, without even a single drink. I'm the idiot!!!!

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 02/08/2010 - 22:18
  • Yup. No worse snob than a telly or music snob. For anyone who doesn't know, 'I'm the idiot' comes from "So I Married An Axe Murderer" in case anyone wants to call me a cunt. I unashamedly LOVE that film, so fuck the lot of yas.

    Urfugginjokin Mon, 02/08/2010 - 22:24
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    Handbags(Coach l v f e n d i d&g) $35

    Tshirts (Polo ,ed hardy,lacoste) $15

    Jean(True Religion,ed hardy,coogi) $30

    Sunglasses(Oakey,coach,gucci,A r m a i n i) $15

    New era cap $12

    accept paypal or credit card and free shipping

    ====== http://www.shoes2.us/ ====

    nicelucci01 Tue, 03/08/2010 - 01:35
  • It is an awesome film.
    "Boy's head's the size of Sputnik!"
    THERE. I JUST QUOTED SOMETHING. Do yer worst, HM.

    retrovertigo Tue, 03/08/2010 - 02:23
  • Retro!!! Hello, how are ya??? How about...
    'How are the worms...? You're eating worms Michael....'

    (Abridged: The Lost Boys. Best-worst boyband vampire movie in the universe)

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 03/08/2010 - 09:45
  • That sign on pic 10 says Soup up your meal - loves it.

    sami_bee Tue, 03/08/2010 - 19:04
  • You afraid to face me David? Huh?

    psammmead Fri, 06/08/2010 - 14:07

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