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Worrying lack of emotion leaves Ashley fearing for his safety
Mon, 06/09/2010 - 11:38 by John Hill

Cheryl Cole has exclusively revealed she was slightly angry with ex-husband Ashley's wayward penis. Surprising everyone, including herself, Cheryl explained how she almost used a swearword after finding out the England footballer actually did like girls more than boys, but immediately regained control, poured a cup of hot Bovril, took a deep breath and reminded herself that at least she's not Nicola.

The interview in Vogue shows the Cheryl behind the badly-thought-through tattoos, the real Cheryl. Having said that, the fake Cheryl would still like you to buy her calendar, music, and any other tat she decides to bring out, thanks very much pet.

Speaking about whether his heartbreaking, life-destroying infidelity had left her harbouring any kind of mild resentment towards Ashley she said she did: 

'Yes definitely I do,' she says. 'But I've got to take everything that's happened and learn from it.'

She continued, warning off any potential paedophiles:

'I've just got to be grateful that I've got so many good things going on. I have. and there's no children you know? 'I'm ready now. I'm 27. I'm a woman, not a girl any more.'

Finally, almost as an afterthought she revealed how spending time with bear-man Simon Cowell had left her questioning her own sanity:

'I'm frightened of my mind at night. I find myself racing, racing, racing. Sometimes I wake up and think, "What was that about?" It's so vivid.'

Well that's how I read it anyway. Watch out Ashley, she's gonna find you, and when she does, she's gonna cut you bad.

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Comments

  • Why oh why the godawful footwear every fucking time!

    TotalMunter Mon, 06/09/2010 - 17:54

  • God that mag should be called Vague or Vacant not Vogue if that's the sort of insipid bollocks in it. Jesus she looks ridiculous in those Dennis Taylor specs and spouts the usual celebrity post split crap. Still must be doing well if it's in Vague and not OK or HELLO.

    sbayley Mon, 06/09/2010 - 14:57

  • God that mag should be called Vague or Vacant not Vogue if that's the sort of insipid bollocks in it. Jesus she looks ridiculous in those Dennis Taylor specs and spouts the usual celebrity post split crap. Still must be doing well if it's in Vague and not OK or HELLO.

    sbayley Mon, 06/09/2010 - 14:57

  • I don't actually mind Cheryl. Apart from the obvious racist-violent-thug thing.

    I did like when she said that WAGs without their own careers were like benefit scroungers (and she kna's aaaahlll aboot them, like, pet). And at least she booted her (possibly fake, gay) husband after he got too much strange, instead of sticking around a la Clancy for a little bit more Balenciaga.

    Of course, her marriage and subsequent divorce have done her wonders, PR wise, but at least she's not crawling around under John Terry's table, scrounging for scraps while he roasts a 17 year old groupie with Crouch (what an image)

    Annnyway, I've forgotten my original point. Oh, yeah. She's not the best, but she's damn sure not the worst. Or summat, pet. Eeeeeh, where's me Newcy Broon?

    tescopop Mon, 06/09/2010 - 14:02

  • Of course, great spot.

    slug Mon, 06/09/2010 - 12:54

  • No its definitely a racist Dierdre Barlow (nee Rashid).

    shitthebed Mon, 06/09/2010 - 12:18

  • Channelling Farrah Fawcett in pic 1? Or is it Jaclyn Smith, I can never remember....

    slug Mon, 06/09/2010 - 11:44

  • Channelling Farrah Fawcett in pic 1? Or is it Jaclyn Smith, I can never remember....

    slug Mon, 06/09/2010 - 11:44

  • No its definitely a racist Dierdre Barlow (nee Rashid).

    shitthebed Mon, 06/09/2010 - 12:18

  • Of course, great spot.

    slug Mon, 06/09/2010 - 12:54

  • I don't actually mind Cheryl. Apart from the obvious racist-violent-thug thing.

    I did like when she said that WAGs without their own careers were like benefit scroungers (and she kna's aaaahlll aboot them, like, pet). And at least she booted her (possibly fake, gay) husband after he got too much strange, instead of sticking around a la Clancy for a little bit more Balenciaga.

    Of course, her marriage and subsequent divorce have done her wonders, PR wise, but at least she's not crawling around under John Terry's table, scrounging for scraps while he roasts a 17 year old groupie with Crouch (what an image)

    Annnyway, I've forgotten my original point. Oh, yeah. She's not the best, but she's damn sure not the worst. Or summat, pet. Eeeeeh, where's me Newcy Broon?

    tescopop Mon, 06/09/2010 - 14:02

  • God that mag should be called Vague or Vacant not Vogue if that's the sort of insipid bollocks in it. Jesus she looks ridiculous in those Dennis Taylor specs and spouts the usual celebrity post split crap. Still must be doing well if it's in Vague and not OK or HELLO.

    sbayley Mon, 06/09/2010 - 14:57

  • God that mag should be called Vague or Vacant not Vogue if that's the sort of insipid bollocks in it. Jesus she looks ridiculous in those Dennis Taylor specs and spouts the usual celebrity post split crap. Still must be doing well if it's in Vague and not OK or HELLO.

    sbayley Mon, 06/09/2010 - 14:57

  • Why oh why the godawful footwear every fucking time!

    TotalMunter Mon, 06/09/2010 - 17:54

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