Cheryl Cole pens 'no-holds-barred' book, sensationally reveals Derek Hough is 'sweet'

Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole

Through My (ghost-writer's) Eyes

Wed, 22/09/2010 - 12:46 by Harry Bow

Cheryl Cole has been slaving over her typewriter to produce her latest book, which, according Sky, is a 'no-holds-barred' tome about her private life... Great, we'll finally get to hear about that time she punched a toilet attendant and found out her husband went to the hairdressers and got a shag...

Brilliant, let's see what the nation's treasure has to say in Through My Eyes, currently being serialised in Hello...

"[Derek Hough is] a sweetheart, the kind of person who makes the day more enjoyable."

"[Will.I.Am] is a very special person - I would work with him for the rest of my career if I could."

"I've spent a lot of time in Los Angeles over the past couple of years and even though I really like it there now, I'm a real home person so when I'm away I miss loads of things - my cups of tea, that kind of ordinary, everyday stuff."

Incredible.

Cheryl Cole Pictures, Cheryl Cole, Derek Hough

Comments

"Sweet?" Christ he won't like that. It makes him sound as if he's....good with colours? And as we ALL know, just because a man enjoys cock, it does NOT make him gay. OKaaaay?
PuddyTwat Wed, 22/09/2010 - 22:56
Ooh, she won't like that (Cheryl). She'll have to lamp herself with an ashtray now.
dandyboy Wed, 22/09/2010 - 17:46
Fuck off Cheryl Cole. I bet you smell like a pig's arse drenched in Angel by Therry Mugler.
shitthebed Wed, 22/09/2010 - 16:42
she looks like a poor man's konnie huq in that pic

sorry konnie
grange Wed, 22/09/2010 - 15:22
That's it Cheryl you've nearly sold every last shred of your humanity, just a few more drops to squeeze out you plastic, soulless, harpy.....
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 22/09/2010 - 12:52

That's it Cheryl you've nearly sold every last shred of your humanity, just a few more drops to squeeze out you plastic, soulless, harpy.....
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 22/09/2010 - 12:52
she looks like a poor man's konnie huq in that pic

sorry konnie
grange Wed, 22/09/2010 - 15:22
Fuck off Cheryl Cole. I bet you smell like a pig's arse drenched in Angel by Therry Mugler.
shitthebed Wed, 22/09/2010 - 16:42
Ooh, she won't like that (Cheryl). She'll have to lamp herself with an ashtray now.
dandyboy Wed, 22/09/2010 - 17:46
"Sweet?" Christ he won't like that. It makes him sound as if he's....good with colours? And as we ALL know, just because a man enjoys cock, it does NOT make him gay. OKaaaay?
PuddyTwat Wed, 22/09/2010 - 22:56