It seems Cheryl Cole is finding it a lot harder to adapt to life in the US than she thought, citing the size of things and people's noses as two of the largest problems she's currently having with her emigration to LA from sunny Newcastle.

Unfortunately for the leader of hit women's troupe Girls Aloud, the US is home to some of the largest objects on the planet, including the Space Shuttle Endeavor and New York, and when you combine this with a country that is apparently full of identical, plastically surgerised noses, you've got a place that is both confusing and scary for poor Cheryl Tweedy (via Grazia): 

'Everything in the US is a little larger than life. 'I've already seen a few funny sights. I can't quite get my head around everyone having the same nose, because I think it's the unique things about your face that make you beautiful.

 

'I'm not judging, but unless something is really getting you down, it's best not to mess with nature.'

Luckily, Cheryl is in a position to both comment and judge on exactly this situation, having explained last week that she's never had plastic surgery. Not once. Also, in the defence of those who have had plastic surgery, the unique thing about some people's faces is that they look as if the've been put together by a blind drunk toddler. Not Cheryl though. She's beloved by all.