Cheryl Cole sensationally rejoins X Factor USA hours after Britain's Got Talent final

Yes, we know what that wink is all about.

Does this mean Kimberley can do Xtra Factor with Matt Edmondson again now please Simon?

Sun, 05/06/2011 - 01:42 by Mr. HM

Cheryl Cole has been "sensationally" re-instated as a judge on The X Factor USA according to tabloid reports. Simon Cowell realised it was a "bad idea" and showed FOX executives some YouTube clips and they changed their minds. M'kay...

No seriously. According to Dan Wootton's paper, News Of The World, Cheryl is due to rejoin the panel of judges in the states on Wednesday after some "wooing" from Cowell and "frantic visa sorting from Cole".

This all came about after Fox executives:

"realised they had made a big mistake. They have been watching the tapes of her at the American auditions and realising that she could be a huge star over there."

Now I'm no TV executive, but I like to think I'D HAVE WATCHED THE FOOTAGE OF AMERICAN AUDITIONS BEFORE SACKING HER IN THE FIRST PLACE OR ARE WE SUPPOSED TO THINK YOU JUST HADN'T SEEN IT AND REALISED HOW AMAZING SHE IS OH MY GOD WHAT A TURN AROUND FOR THE BOOKS WHAT A SHOCK TO THE SYSTEM OH PLEASE.

I wouldn't be more surprised if all the X Factor USA production crew just decided to stand on stage and do a big shit for the opening credits as a present for the American audience.

We didn't buy it when Louis Walsh got the sack, we didn't buy it when Sharon Osbourne had a weekly menopause and I'm sorry but I don't buy one bit of this whole stinking saga.

Surely they must now re-instate Matt Edmondson as Xtra Factor host? If FOX can bin Nicole Scherzinger as judge then I'm sure as hell Cowell can sellotape Olly Murs to a fucking rocket.

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Comments

For once Ken i agree fully. That is all i have to say on this highly manipulated matter
bojangles Sun, 05/06/2011 - 23:45
Oh for fucks sake, make up your fucking mind, Cowell, you grubby little turd. Don't even try to bombard the whole of the western media with yet more of your feeble-arsed "off-screen" soap-opera cockwash relating to the American version of this cynical piece of cuntspray, as I for one have had it up to here*points to top of head*. Same old same old. The usual shit. When oh when will your fucking bubble burst? Not a moment too soon. FUCK THE FUCK OFF PRONTO, YOU TIRESOME ARSEBANDIT!!!
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Sun, 05/06/2011 - 13:03
Incisive Watergate-syle investigative journalism from Dan Wootton...though, to be fair, even Wayne Rooney could probably have worked out that this would happen
j-ster Sun, 05/06/2011 - 09:31
I told you not to jizz in my eye pet !
arthurport Sun, 05/06/2011 - 07:51

I told you not to jizz in my eye pet !
arthurport Sun, 05/06/2011 - 07:51
Incisive Watergate-syle investigative journalism from Dan Wootton...though, to be fair, even Wayne Rooney could probably have worked out that this would happen
j-ster Sun, 05/06/2011 - 09:31
Oh for fucks sake, make up your fucking mind, Cowell, you grubby little turd. Don't even try to bombard the whole of the western media with yet more of your feeble-arsed "off-screen" soap-opera cockwash relating to the American version of this cynical piece of cuntspray, as I for one have had it up to here*points to top of head*. Same old same old. The usual shit. When oh when will your fucking bubble burst? Not a moment too soon. FUCK THE FUCK OFF PRONTO, YOU TIRESOME ARSEBANDIT!!!
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Sun, 05/06/2011 - 13:03
For once Ken i agree fully. That is all i have to say on this highly manipulated matter
bojangles Sun, 05/06/2011 - 23:45