I'll (not) stand by you
Tue, 23/02/2010 - 17:27 by Mr. HM

Cheryl Cole is separating from her husband Ashley and her management have just released an official statement.

"Cheryl Cole is separating from her husband Ashley Cole. Cheryl asks the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time.

 

We have no further comment to make.

 

Supersonic PR"

So there we have it. Goodbye Cole, welcome back Tweedy!

  • They aren't stockings, they're tights with a fake stocking pattern which IMO is worse than a fucking Wonderbra.

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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:53
  • Precisely, once all this settles down he'll be like a pig in shit...."oh no I'm single, a premiership footballer & I'm earning £120k a week ! whatever shall I do ??" The only thing he's got to worry about is drowning in pussy......cunt.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 24/02/2010 - 14:29
  • I can't help but think that Cashley (aside of what the fans might say and I doubt they'd give a toss) is really quite relieved. They've got no pre-nup so he'll keep his stash and he'll get to fuck arouund without having to pretend he's "at the ground training babes". It's Cheryl who'll be feeling it. She'd better hope she doesn't become the UK's answer to Jennifer Aniston.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 24/02/2010 - 13:25
  • I wonder if they'd be interested in coming to a log cabin retreat for a weekend of religious discussion about their problems and a good old pray.....remember Cheryl - Jesus loves you.

    Sorry Ashley but God thinks you on the other hand are a cunt.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 24/02/2010 - 10:42
  • I hadn't noticed it before, but you're on the money there. Even the headings look like they're lifted straight from Hello.

    Up next - the Duchess of York confronts her demons, silences her critics and showcases her latest pubic topiary while tooting the Yellow Rose of Texas from her voluminous fanny

    merylhighground Tue, 23/02/2010 - 23:04
  • Katie fucking Price must be coughing up furballs at this massive drain on her publicity cesspit

    merylhighground Tue, 23/02/2010 - 22:56
  • fucktard ditches retarded fucktard - hardly 9/11 is it?

    shitthebed Tue, 23/02/2010 - 20:56
  • You can't beat a nice cole fire.

    tigerstail Tue, 23/02/2010 - 20:15
  • "Dull, lifeless, limp?". Sounds like Cheryl was trying to communicate subconciously through the medium of shampoo advertsing.

    dandyboy Tue, 23/02/2010 - 19:00
  • Is marriage no longer sacred?
    First Katona now Cole, I just hope Katie and Alex can make it work.

    sandyman Tue, 23/02/2010 - 18:57
  • wow no seriously fucking gggggggggggggggg hellllllllllllllllllllllll this web site sure does deliver the fucking big news right between the mono brow.

    THIS SITE IS LIKE HELLO WITH A BIT OF SWEARING..........................................................................................................CUNT. Sold out cunt

    grippersteb Tue, 23/02/2010 - 18:46
  • Ha, unlucky Ashley!

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    L Tue, 23/02/2010 - 18:43
  • si the fire brigade to get ashley out of the huge great fucking hole he has dug himself into?

    elbow Tue, 23/02/2010 - 18:37
  • She's still got Carlton, Andy (Andrew) and Joe to get through.

    Bitch Magnet Tue, 23/02/2010 - 18:33
  • She's still a clown!

    LondonGoddess Tue, 23/02/2010 - 18:13
  • A photo of her stupid "Mrs Cole" fucking tattoo should be blown up and stuck on the window of every fucking tattoo shop in the world.

    And if, after seeing it, a potential tattooee still wants one done, they should be instantly sectioned under the Mental Health Act.

    Stramash Tue, 23/02/2010 - 18:04
  • I thought she was going to ...fight fight fight for this love... now please leave her alone - at least until she releases another shit song from her fucking awful album - then she'll want us all to see how strong she is. team ashleyyy...

    boysie Tue, 23/02/2010 - 17:56
  • She only married him for some good PR after battering that toilet attendant.
    Twas all a sham I tell thee.

    scatattack Tue, 23/02/2010 - 17:39
  • Scottish, is she?

    Bitch Magnet Tue, 23/02/2010 - 17:34
  • Scottish, is she?

    Bitch Magnet Tue, 23/02/2010 - 17:34
  • She only married him for some good PR after battering that toilet attendant.
    Twas all a sham I tell thee.

    scatattack Tue, 23/02/2010 - 17:39
  • I thought she was going to ...fight fight fight for this love... now please leave her alone - at least until she releases another shit song from her fucking awful album - then she'll want us all to see how strong she is. team ashleyyy...

    boysie Tue, 23/02/2010 - 17:56
  • A photo of her stupid "Mrs Cole" fucking tattoo should be blown up and stuck on the window of every fucking tattoo shop in the world.

    And if, after seeing it, a potential tattooee still wants one done, they should be instantly sectioned under the Mental Health Act.

    Stramash Tue, 23/02/2010 - 18:04
  • She's still a clown!

    LondonGoddess Tue, 23/02/2010 - 18:13
  • She's still got Carlton, Andy (Andrew) and Joe to get through.

    Bitch Magnet Tue, 23/02/2010 - 18:33
  • si the fire brigade to get ashley out of the huge great fucking hole he has dug himself into?

    elbow Tue, 23/02/2010 - 18:37
  • Ha, unlucky Ashley!

    Check out handbags 10 signs to spot if your man's cheating on you!

    http://www.handbag.com/relationships/Relationship-Advice-Cheating-Signs/65325/gallery

    L Tue, 23/02/2010 - 18:43
  • wow no seriously fucking gggggggggggggggg hellllllllllllllllllllllll this web site sure does deliver the fucking big news right between the mono brow.

    THIS SITE IS LIKE HELLO WITH A BIT OF SWEARING..........................................................................................................CUNT. Sold out cunt

    grippersteb Tue, 23/02/2010 - 18:46
  • Is marriage no longer sacred?
    First Katona now Cole, I just hope Katie and Alex can make it work.

    sandyman Tue, 23/02/2010 - 18:57
  • "Dull, lifeless, limp?". Sounds like Cheryl was trying to communicate subconciously through the medium of shampoo advertsing.

    dandyboy Tue, 23/02/2010 - 19:00
  • You can't beat a nice cole fire.

    tigerstail Tue, 23/02/2010 - 20:15
  • fucktard ditches retarded fucktard - hardly 9/11 is it?

    shitthebed Tue, 23/02/2010 - 20:56
  • Katie fucking Price must be coughing up furballs at this massive drain on her publicity cesspit

    merylhighground Tue, 23/02/2010 - 22:56
  • I hadn't noticed it before, but you're on the money there. Even the headings look like they're lifted straight from Hello.

    Up next - the Duchess of York confronts her demons, silences her critics and showcases her latest pubic topiary while tooting the Yellow Rose of Texas from her voluminous fanny

    merylhighground Tue, 23/02/2010 - 23:04
  • I wonder if they'd be interested in coming to a log cabin retreat for a weekend of religious discussion about their problems and a good old pray.....remember Cheryl - Jesus loves you.

    Sorry Ashley but God thinks you on the other hand are a cunt.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 24/02/2010 - 10:42
  • I can't help but think that Cashley (aside of what the fans might say and I doubt they'd give a toss) is really quite relieved. They've got no pre-nup so he'll keep his stash and he'll get to fuck arouund without having to pretend he's "at the ground training babes". It's Cheryl who'll be feeling it. She'd better hope she doesn't become the UK's answer to Jennifer Aniston.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 24/02/2010 - 13:25
  • Precisely, once all this settles down he'll be like a pig in shit...."oh no I'm single, a premiership footballer & I'm earning £120k a week ! whatever shall I do ??" The only thing he's got to worry about is drowning in pussy......cunt.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 24/02/2010 - 14:29
  • They aren't stockings, they're tights with a fake stocking pattern which IMO is worse than a fucking Wonderbra.

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/lily-allen-taking-stockings36549#ixzz0wfdsEH00
    The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
    Digital Printing

    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:53

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