According to reports, Cheryl, who has been parading about in LA, will not take the job as Abdul's replacement as she doesn't want to leave her Chelsea playing husband on his own in London.
And after those reports that he slept with another woman before vomiting on her beige carpet (this is not another euphemism) we don't blame her.
A source said:
Cheryl hasn't had any TV meetings since she's been over there. There have never been plans for her to go on US TV. It would mean she would have to leave Britain, which she won't do because it's her home. She wouldn't leave Ashley behind.
She's only over there to work on her new solo album in the studio. She only wants to focus on her music. That's what she is - a singer.
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COMMENTS (7)
What a fucking idiot. He'll be banging dumb blondes on the sly for years to come. She'll need the money to divorce the crafty cunt.
Cheryl knows that as soon as her back's turned, that scamp Ashley will be up on the Heath sucking cock
I thought he was an arse bandit?
Errrr, 'wife wants to live in same country as husband shocker!'?
As much as I hate Ashley and think she should have walked away after the beige carpet incident, I really don't think you can criticise her for wanting to stay near him, her family and all her friends. It's called making a marriage work, or trying at least.
You're not on the bella website now so pack it in with all of this make marriage work" crap.
What an idiot! Everyone knows this is a sham marriage. The story is bollocks to make her look like the perfect wife and him not-so-gay.
Oor Cheryl definitely loves the black cock. Watch the way her gob drops open whenever a vaguely attractive black lad comes on the X-Factor followed by,"God, you are GORGEOUS". (Note to white lads - a bit of the old Al Jolson boot polish might work wonders when this one is on the panel).