Colegate (the end, hopefully)
Thu, 25/03/2010 - 11:42 by

Andrew Tweedy will be happy. Cheryl Cole has indicated for the first time the thing we all knew was going to happen but were waiting for her to tell us -  she and Cashley are officially over.

The nation will no doubt be rejoicing and partying in the streets after their sweetheart arrived in France last night without her wedding ring.

Cheryl sent a clear message out to her soon-to-be ex-husband and the rest of the world when she arrived at French television channel Canal+ with a certain accessory missing from the third finger of her left hand.

The singer had been keeping quiet over her marital situation in recent weeks, appearing downbeat in interviews and cancelling public appearances due to an apparent case of bronchitis. However, the latest photos show her with a permanent smile, clearly happy and back to her old, nightclub-attendant assaulting sweet and innocent self.

In an interview with the insufferable Fearne Cotton on Tuesday, Cheryl hinted that she and Ashley were finished, admitting to making mistakes in the past. Fearne also made a a bit of a boo-boo live on air, warning Cheryl - who was being filmed live for Radio One - not to "make any wanker gestures or anything because people will see them on the webcam" (she obviously knows that's the natural reaction she brings out in people). Speaking about her poor decisions, Cheryl said:

"I'm still a human being so obviously there's going to be times when I make mistakes or I make a bad choice - but I'm hoping that that's also an inspiration to women"

We wonder what bad choice she could be referring to. Perhaps putting up with (and putting out for) a corrupt, cheating cock-waggler for six years.

 

EDIT - Cheryl's got a bit angry about ring-gate over on Twitter. Via her PR company, Supersonic, she put out the following statement:

"I just wanted to clear up the stories about whether I am wearing my wedding ring in my own words as this has been going on for too long and is getting boring. It is not some silly game I am playing. That is not me and not my style. There have been many occasions where I have not worn my wedding ring, many of those when I was pictured with Ashley. I find it crazy that people would think I use this as some sort of message. Believe it or not Ashley is fully aware of any situation going on in our personal lives. He does not need to see a picture of me moving the hair out of my face to explain anything. Please drop it."

Is that her way of telling us all to fuck off? And does this mean Colegate continues? Looks like this one's going to drag on for a lot longer than we hoped.

  • Don't be daft - never made it off the supermarket own brand 'bavaria' ratpiss once I ran out of meths!

    erniemilko Fri, 26/03/2010 - 10:41
  • Bullseye.

    erniemilko Fri, 26/03/2010 - 10:40
  • My god I bet Will Young's embarrased. I mean being gay is all perfectly acceptable and all......but with Ashley Cole?

    Oh the shame of it.

    slug Fri, 26/03/2010 - 09:46
  • She's still a fucking common, bullying, racist cunt

    koshmar Fri, 26/03/2010 - 02:10
  • Exactly aahealy!! I read that and knew that the Coles split was imminent,

    I was once in a meeting with Right Said Fred....(Dont ask....) and they got a phone call from someone telling them that ashly cole, mastersteps and will young were caught in a threeway involving a mobile phone and it was gonna be in the NOTW a week later.
    so i wated a week and then sure enough a story came out a week later saying a "music man, a premiership footballer and a DJ" have been caught in a trist.

    Then a month after that ashly cole sued the NOTW cos he said they IMPLIED it was him. I read that story after being told it was Ashly Cole and I didnt see any references to him at all....

    Also, Cheryl seems absolutely fine about all these Ashley "revelations" to me!!! she doesnt seem bothered at all!!

    happyaslarry Thu, 25/03/2010 - 19:16
  • @happyaslarry always thought the same. Never seemed 'right'. There was a blind on here about a pop star who was ready to give up the 'fight' for her relationship now she was famous in her own right a while ago. The Assley story broke a few weeks later. Coincidence ??????

    aahealy Thu, 25/03/2010 - 16:22
  • Am I the only person that thinks all of this is a cover story ...

    Ash was caught by the news of the world shoving a phone up will youngs arse and then ringing it.

    Cheryl married Cole as she was perceived at that time to be a massive racist.... it would also boost both their profiles and elevate them to B list celebs.......

    am i the only person who has this theory?

    happyaslarry Thu, 25/03/2010 - 15:54
  • Fuck you erniemilko. Don't knock Ace. You some sort of posh cunt who only drinks Kestrel?

    cashback Thu, 25/03/2010 - 14:45
  • but at the same time, a joyous prospect in terms of fate administering justice for her crimes against music and bog attendants! It was always going to end with her back in front of the 3-bar fire of her scratty council house overdosing on ace lager and frozen turkey twizzlers...

    erniemilko Thu, 25/03/2010 - 13:34
  • She's going to end up like Claire from Steps one day. It's just inevitable.

    slug Thu, 25/03/2010 - 13:12
  • She's going to end up like Claire from Steps one day. It's just inevitable.

    slug Thu, 25/03/2010 - 13:12
  • but at the same time, a joyous prospect in terms of fate administering justice for her crimes against music and bog attendants! It was always going to end with her back in front of the 3-bar fire of her scratty council house overdosing on ace lager and frozen turkey twizzlers...

    erniemilko Thu, 25/03/2010 - 13:34
  • Fuck you erniemilko. Don't knock Ace. You some sort of posh cunt who only drinks Kestrel?

    cashback Thu, 25/03/2010 - 14:45
  • Am I the only person that thinks all of this is a cover story ...

    Ash was caught by the news of the world shoving a phone up will youngs arse and then ringing it.

    Cheryl married Cole as she was perceived at that time to be a massive racist.... it would also boost both their profiles and elevate them to B list celebs.......

    am i the only person who has this theory?

    happyaslarry Thu, 25/03/2010 - 15:54
  • @happyaslarry always thought the same. Never seemed 'right'. There was a blind on here about a pop star who was ready to give up the 'fight' for her relationship now she was famous in her own right a while ago. The Assley story broke a few weeks later. Coincidence ??????

    aahealy Thu, 25/03/2010 - 16:22
  • Exactly aahealy!! I read that and knew that the Coles split was imminent,

    I was once in a meeting with Right Said Fred....(Dont ask....) and they got a phone call from someone telling them that ashly cole, mastersteps and will young were caught in a threeway involving a mobile phone and it was gonna be in the NOTW a week later.
    so i wated a week and then sure enough a story came out a week later saying a "music man, a premiership footballer and a DJ" have been caught in a trist.

    Then a month after that ashly cole sued the NOTW cos he said they IMPLIED it was him. I read that story after being told it was Ashly Cole and I didnt see any references to him at all....

    Also, Cheryl seems absolutely fine about all these Ashley "revelations" to me!!! she doesnt seem bothered at all!!

    happyaslarry Thu, 25/03/2010 - 19:16
  • She's still a fucking common, bullying, racist cunt

    koshmar Fri, 26/03/2010 - 02:10
  • My god I bet Will Young's embarrased. I mean being gay is all perfectly acceptable and all......but with Ashley Cole?

    Oh the shame of it.

    slug Fri, 26/03/2010 - 09:46
  • Bullseye.

    erniemilko Fri, 26/03/2010 - 10:40
  • Don't be daft - never made it off the supermarket own brand 'bavaria' ratpiss once I ran out of meths!

    erniemilko Fri, 26/03/2010 - 10:41

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